Hufflepuff: *sobbing*

Dipper: what happened?

Hufflepuff: I just *sob* saw Mockingjay part two *sob* and it was so sad!

Dipper: so I take it you didn't like it?

Hufflepuff: oh no, i loved it.

Dipper: but, you just-

Hufflepuff: The Fault In Our Stars made me cry to no end, but it's still one of my favorite books

Dipper: ... I'll never understand girls

Hufflepuff: simple. Yes means yes, yes means no, yes means maybe, no means no, no means yes, no means maybe, maybe means yes, maybe means no, maybe means maybe, it's that simple

All the girls: exactly!

All the boys: ...