Hufflepuff: WE HAVE A NEW PERSON!

Dipper: who

Molly: Me and all my awesomeness

Dipper: oh

Molly: Anyway. I have a truth. Who do you like more, Wendy, or Pacifica?

Dipper: Pacifica

Hufflepuff: OH MY GLOB! OTP OTP OTP

Pacifica: *kisses Dipper's cheek*

Hufflepuff: EWWWW