I own Merp the Whale

Hufflepuff: EVERYONE! Meet Merp the whale!

Merp: Hi!

Dipper: your a whale.

Merp: yea?

Dipper: whales can't talk

Merp: Racism isn't a nice color on you.

Mabel: are you a magic whale?

Merp: YEEEEEEEESSSSS!

Mabel: COOOOOOOOOOL!

Billina: ... Seems legit.

Hufflepuff: who taught you that?

Billina: the Internet

Hufflepuff: oh. Yea that makes sense.

Billina: #awesomeness

Hufflepuff: NO! NO HASHTAGS!

Merp: I AGREE!

Mabel: IM GOING TO AGREE WITH THE MAGIC WHALE!

Hufflepuff: this is just to weird.

P.S.: Merp is staying. So you can dare him.