Hufflepuff: DIPPER PACIFICA! GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE! MABEL, YOUR GOING TO WANT TO BE HERE!

*they run in*

Dipper: what do you want this time?

Hufflepuff: did you not like the last dare?

Dipper: ah, uh, gah, I don't have to answer to you!

Hufflepuff: yes you do. I'm the author. Any who. Love birds, kiss, now.

Pacifica: wait, what?

Dipper: uuuuuh *turns beat red*

Hufflepuff: haha, go outside, I've set the patio up to set the mood *pushes them out the door*

<two min. later>

Hufflepuff: shall we check on them?

Mabel: we shall

*go outside to finds a make out session*

Hufflepuff: okay, okay, killing the mood, your twelve. I'm fourteen and I haven't had a boyfriend, sooo inside, the both of you. Mabel darling, I want you to take the decorations down and burn them out back.

Mabel: OK *gets to work*