Hufflepuff: MY EAR HURTS!

Bill: that's a new one!

Hufflepuff: AH! Hey look, he stayed dead for a while this time!

Bill: -_-

Hufflepuff: you can't do that, your not Merp!

Merp: YEA!

MB: Yea! *hugs Merp* he's my big brother!

Merp: wait, does that make you my mom?

Hufflepuff: well, I created you.

Billina: back to the original statement, Huffle, your ear hurts?

Hufflepuff: I got my upper right ear pierced and it huuuurts! But looks so cool!

Merp: your a strange person!

Hufflepuff: do not speak to your mother like that!

Merp: O.0

MB: yea! Mommy! *hugs Hufflepuff*

Hufflepuff: *hugs back* you can call my hufflepuff!

MB: ok!