Hufflepuff: because gravity Falls ended a year and one day ago. I'm daring us to watch the first ever Gravity Falls promo.

Dipper: that's, that's actually not bad.

Hufflepuff: I'm still missing the show, and I just don't have it in me to torture all of you. Besides, I've got to save it for the finally (keep Daring! Two more chapters!)

Dipper: of course.

Silver: let's do it!

Hufflepuff: pressed play

~~~ after watching ~~~

Mabel: heh heh butt island

Soos: Beaver with a chainsaw!

Dipper: I remember telling all of you not to break the cameras.

Hosts: *crying*

Wendy: you ok?

Dark: I-Its just so sad!

Silver: we're never getting an episode!

Bella: 😭

Hufflepuff: can you guys believe this was four years ago!? I was twelve! That how old my brother is now! I honestly feel a little nostalgic. Am I to young for that? Nah, Ima go with it. Don't forget to dare or ask idk we don't get a lot of those. I'll see you next chap.