I am incapable of thinking of a title due to the rabdomness if this chapter
Hufflepuff: hiyo!
MB: HIYO!
Hufflepuff: HIYO!
MB: HIYO!
Ro: HIYO!
Percy: you three are worse than Leo when he has sugar!
Hufflepuff: ... Thanks!
Percy: O.0
Billina: if your wondering if you'll ever get used to it, you don't.
Percy: *sigh* I just realized, your not in the cartoon. Why are you here?
Billina: at the beginning of this book Bill was dared to have a daughter. He used a potion to create me, so, here I am.
Percy: And Mini Bob?
Billina: oh, he used to be a pug, she bought him from Grunkle Stan.
Percy: Merp?
Billina: used to be a whale, that's all I know. He just sorta showed up one day.
Merp: She created me when texting one of her friends.
Billina and Percy: O.0
Merp: Yea, she was texting her and they were talking about something and she made me and called me Merp and said I was her pet whale
Percy: why Merp
Merp: not a clue.
Hufflepuff: it's fun to say! Merp Merp Merp Merp Merp!
MB: MERP MERP MERP!
Percy: dam (REFERENCE 😄😄) that kids loud! So, what about Ro?
Merp: oh, he's Mini Bob's best friend, they met in Pandas truth or dare book.
Percy: Lenny?
Merp: he used to be a snake. He's from Pandas book.
Percy: wow.
Lenny: we got turned to humans because Bill had to go into my mind and he saw somethings. The readers (aka Panda XD) wanted to know what it was about.
Percy: and?
Lenny: I had a crush on Panda
Hufflepuff: LANDA LANDA!
MB and Ro: LANDA LANDA!
Percy: what's Landa?
Lenny: her ship name for us
Percy: o.O
Billina: yea. Little weird. And as I said you don't get used to it.
Dipper: sadly, she's right.
Mabel: *nods sadly*
Hufflepuff: come on guys! You love me!
Bill: ... Eh
Hufflepuff: -_- you know your still human right?
Bill: ... Maybe
Hufflepuff: Avada Kadavera
Bill: X_X
Merp: Yaaaay!
Billina: *claps* alright, we love you!
Hufflepuff: *bows* thank you thank you!
Percy: you- your applauding her for killing him?
Hufflepuff: Percy, you of all people should understand that anyone can die at any time!
Percy: yea but-
Hufflepuff: besides, we've killed him like four times now!
Percy: O.0
Billina: it's true
Merp: those were good days
Percy: you people are crazy!
Hufflepuff: shh! Anger leads to the dark side! You must controls the anger!
Percy: O.o
Hufflepuff: I watched the first three episodes of Star Wars and now I have it in the brain.
Percy: ok then.
Merp: Soo, what now?
Hufflepuff: ... Movie?
Billina: no! I'm never watching a movie with you again! You screamed the entire time through Mockingjay part 2!
Hufflepuff: *mocking* you screamed the entire time through Mockingjay part 2, blah! I meant watch a movie here! I want to watch Inside Out!
Dipper: why?
Hufflepuff: oh I don't know, maybe because it's funny and I'm childish! *puts it on*
That was, interesting to watch. So, now you know where Merp came from!
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