Hufflepuff: DO NOT WATCH CONTAGION!

Dipper: Why?

Hufflepuff: ITS AWFUL! IM SCAAAARRRED!

Molly: why?

Hufflepuff: THE MOVIE! NO ONE TOUCH THEIR FACES!

Bill: ... I think she's finally lost it

Hufflepuff: CURSE YOU HEALTH CLASS!

Hufflepuff From the Future: meh. It's not that bad

Hufflepuff from the time I wrote this: yea it is!

HFTF: ok, listen 14 year old me, I'm 16 I know what I'm talking about. I watch horror movies every chance I get!

Hfttiwt: can you drive?

HFTF: ... no ... I need to get my permit.

Hfttiwt: I am disappointed in us

HFTF: shush!