I WOULD HIGHLY SUGGEST NOT READING THIS CHAPTER! I DON'T ACTUALLY INCLUD PASSAGE FROM DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL BUT I DO TALK ABUT IT!
Hufflepuff: NO!

Bella: uh-

Hufflepuff: I WILL NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO THIS!

Dipper: what?

Hufflepuff: I was dared to have us react to Dipper goes to Taco Bell but no!

Pacifica: what's Dipper goes to Taco Bell?

Silver: that dark side of the fandom

Dipper: why?

Hufflepuff: let me give you the run down. Dippers craving Mexican food, so he goes to a Taco Bell in the middle of the woods alone.

Dipper: I would never do that!

Hufflepuff: let me continue! Any way, he buys two tacos. After one bite describe me as blissful, he get diarrhea so he goes to the restroom but he poops his pants. So he takes his pants off and ends us having sec with himself several times.

Literally everyone: EW!

Hufflepuff: then Mabel goes to the Taco Bell and has to go to the restroom and for some reason goes to the men's and finds Dipper covered in, um, well you pervs can figure that much. And I don't know what happens to him after that because I stopped reading

Bella: wise

Pacifica: Dipper I don't think I can look you in the eye after that

Dipper: but it wasn't actually me!

Pacifica: *cant get that image out of her head*