Dipper: *cuddling with Pacifica*

Hufflepuff: DIPPER!

Dipper: why is it always me? What do you want?

Kat: *grabs tattoo equipment* YOUR GETTING A POTATO TATTOO!

Dipper: why?

Kat: cuz

Dipper: *eye role* let's get to work

Kat: *starts tattoo*

LATER:

Dipper: great. Not I have a potato tattoo.

Hufflepuff: so sassy