-7:00-

-every one is in their rooms reading except Molly, Art, Mini Bob, Hufflepuff, Panda, Lenny, Merp, and Percy, the are having a Gravity Falls marathon so Percy won't be confused-

-half way through season one-

Percy: *looks at the time* can I be excused for a moment I need to go say hello to the stars

Hufflepuff:*shakes head very quickly*

Dipper: *overhears* *walks in* why?

Hufflepuff: if you keep in reading, maybe you would find out!

Percy: what are they reading?

Hufflepuff: your life!

Percy: !?

Hufflepuff: *pauses The Time Travelers Pig* you are a fictional character, you exist in a book written by a mortal by the name of Rick Rioridon.

Percy: ...

Hufflepuff: did I break him?! I don't want to break Percy!

Percy: so none of that was real

Hufflepuff: sorry, but no. And you have no idea how much I wish it were true!

Art: *thinks for a moment* actually it could be, but the mist could have clouded our vision!

Percy: I'm just going to go with that explanation!

Hufflepuff: me too!

Billina: *walks out* I just wanted to say this, is Mini Bob's ears plugs in his ears?

Hufflepuff: *puts them in* now they are!

Billina: MARK OF ATHENA ENDED WITH SUCH A FREAKING HUGE CLIFFHANGER, LITERALLY! *deep breath* I'm good now!

Hufflepuff: *pats her shoulder* the fandom understands

Mabel: *comes running in* I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST SERIES! I OFFICIALLY LIKE READING! PERCABEEEEEEEETH!

Percy: O.o

Hufflepuff: WOOOOOOOOOO- wait, Billina, why are you so a head?

Billina: one of my powers includes being able to read super fast!

Hufflepuff: oh, I want that!

Billina: some thing tells me you already have something like it.

Hufflepuff: like what?

Billina: *thinks* how long did it take you too read Divergent?

Hufflepuff: half a day

Everyone: O.o

Hufflepuff: it was a good book!

Billina: my point exactly *starts to walk out*

Hufflepuff: Wait, here *gives her a box of tissues* your going to be needing these for house of Hades!

Billina: alright *walks back to her room*

Mabel: I'm going to go read The Lost Hero now!

Hufflepuff: ooh! You get to meet Jason Leo and Piper!

Percy: O.0

Hufflepuff: welp back to one of my other fandoms! *un pauses The Time Travelers Pig*