Dare 7
Catelyncat24: Make a day in the life of Banana Man.
Banana Man: My journey begins... TROPIUS, I CHOOSE YOU!
Tropius: Tropius! Tro!
Banana Man: ok, now get back in the pokeball.
~~~
Banana Man: *sigh* finished...
Lilith: Finish what?
Banana: OH, hi mum! :3
Lilith: I'm not ur mom. >:|
Banana Man: How is Daddy Foxy?
Lilith: He is not your dad!!
Banana Man: Okie mum!
Lilith: Why does Electra tell you these things?
Electra: Because, your my mom.
Lilith: Ugh, anyways... What did you finish?
Banana Man: My flag!! :D
Electra: BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Banana Man: I'm so fab.
Lilith: cewl...
Banana Man: i know...
Lilith: You have pokemon?
Banana Man: YUP! :3
Lilith: Pokemon battle? >:)
Banana Man: Sure! :3
Freddy: I will be the referee.
Lilith: No referee needed.
Freddy: But-
Lilith: I SAID NO REFEREE!!!
Freddy: ok... *backs away*
Electra: I will be the referee!
Lilith: okie! :3
Electra: I know nothing about battles, so... choose pokemon first. Triple battle! :D
Everyone in the stadium's seats that appeared out of nowhere: *whispers on who the two are going to choose*
Lilith: You choose first.
Banana Man: Tropius, Ivysaur, aaaaaaaaand... Pikachu!
Crowd(basically everyone else): *screams about Banana Man's choices*
~~~ Somewhere in Pokemon world~~~
Ash(from pokemon): Pikachu?!
~~~ The Pizzeria ~~~
Lilith: Welp! Lucario! Umbreon! Lets go! *then realizes* Oh... *snaps fingers* Vulpix!
Foxy: WHAT?! YOU TURNED ME INTO VULPIX?!? LILITH WHY!!?!?
Lilith: Don't worry! It's Banana Man! You won't get, um... that hurt.
Foxy: fine...
Banana Man: HI DADDY FOXY!! :3 *waves*
Foxy: >:| I'm not your dad!
Electra: Hue! :3 Anyways, begin!
Lilith: Lucario, Bone Rush on Tropius! Umbreon, use Feint Attack on Pikachu. Then Vulpix... um...
Foxy: What?
Lilith: your mouth is going to burn after this, sorry. Flamethrower...
Foxy: ._. *does Flamethrower* TToTT HOT!! HOT HOT HOT!! IT BURNS!!!
Lilith: Good Job though!
Foxy: I needed that compliment...
Electra: Tropius and Ivysaur are unable to battle. They basically died in this round but still alive.
Banana Man: Ok, Pikachu! WE CAN DO THIS NOW!
Pikachu: Pike Pika!
Banana Man: What?
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Banana Man: NOT DURING THIS BATTLE!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Banana Man: Fine! *takes him back to Ash(from pokemon) and returns* cri
Lilith: I WIN! :D
Banana Man: MAMA LILITH AND DADDY FOXY WIN! :3
Lilith: WHY?!?!?
Foxy: Can i use Flamethrower on him?
Electra: NO! HE IS PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD! IF YOU DO, HE DIES, AND YOU PROBABLY WILL GET KILLED BY THE LAW!!!
Foxy: 0 - 0
Banana Man: :3
~~~ In Banana Man's Imagination ~~~
Banana Man: I will now journey across the meadow of colorful flowers toward Mt. Seatom. *takes out flag and walk across the meadow*
~~~ In The Real World ~~~
Everyone: *sees Banana Man walk across a party table crushing party hats*
~~~ In Banana Man's Imagination ~~~
Banana Man: *sees mud puddle* *gasp* IMMA PLAY IN IT!!
~~~ In The Real World ~~~
Chica: HE IS DESTROYING THE CAKE!!!
Lilith: NUUUUUUU!!! WE HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! TT^TT
~~~ In Banana Man's Imagination ~~~
Banana Man: *gasp* Mt. Seatmor... *starts climbing mountain*
~~~ In The Real World ~~~
Bonnie: *sees Banana Man climb a stack of chairs* Guys! Come quick, I have an idea!
Foxy, Bon, and Freddy: What?
Bonnie: *points at Banana Man* Lets destroy the stack!
Foxy: Don't you think he might get hurt?
Bon: Ok, Daddy Foxy. We will just bully your son. Unless, your not his daddy after all. Hmmm?
Foxy: IM NOT HIS DAD!
Freddy: Then destroy the stack.
Foxy: Stop Blackmail-ing me people...*walks over to stack and shakes it a little to see Banana Man's reaction*
~~~ In Banana Man's Imagination ~~~
Banana Man: *puts flag on top of mountain* I DID IT!
-mountain shakes-
Banana Man: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!
~~~ In The Real World ~~~
Banana Man: W-woah... *tries to keep balance and then goes off the stack*
Foxy: *kicks stack* There I did it.
Bon: Good job Daddy Foxy!
Foxy: IM NOT HIS DAD!
Bonnie: But Electra says you are.
Electra: Because Daddy Foxy is my dad!
Foxy: WHY YOU GIVE ME THIS TORTURE?!?
~~~
- knock knock-
Lenny: I will get the door!
Electra: I'll come with!
Lenny: *opens door*
Flowey: HOWDY! IM FLOWEY! ;P
Electra: OMG!! FLOWEY!!! *picks up the pot where Flowey is in* You are so kawaii!
Everyone: *talks to Banana Man because he is President of the World*
Electra: Everyone!! LOOK AT OUR NEW GUEST!!! *holds up Flowey*
Flowey: Howdy! I'm Flowey the Flower! ;P
Everyone but Banana Man: SO CUTE!
Banana Man: *is jelly* Everyone! Look! I'm fab! *poses*
Everyone: *still looking at Flowey*
Flowey:*looks at Banana Man* >:) *looks back at everyone else* ;P
Banana Man: eeeeeevvvvviiiiillllll...
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