Dare 7

Catelyncat24: Make a day in the life of Banana Man.


Banana Man: My journey begins... TROPIUS, I CHOOSE YOU!

Tropius: Tropius! Tro!

Banana Man: ok, now get back in the pokeball.

~~~

Banana Man: *sigh* finished...

Lilith: Finish what?

Banana: OH, hi mum! :3

Lilith: I'm not ur mom. >:|

Banana Man: How is Daddy Foxy?

Lilith: He is not your dad!!

Banana Man: Okie mum!

Lilith: Why does Electra tell you these things?

Electra: Because, your my mom.

Lilith: Ugh, anyways... What did you finish?

Banana Man: My flag!! :D

Electra: BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Banana Man: I'm so fab.

Lilith: cewl...

Banana Man: i know...

Lilith: You have pokemon?

Banana Man: YUP! :3

Lilith: Pokemon battle? >:)

Banana Man: Sure! :3

Freddy: I will be the referee. 

Lilith: No referee needed.

Freddy: But-

Lilith: I SAID NO REFEREE!!!

Freddy: ok... *backs away*

Electra: I will be the referee!

Lilith: okie! :3

Electra: I know nothing about battles, so... choose pokemon first. Triple battle! :D

Everyone in the stadium's seats that appeared out of nowhere: *whispers on who the two are going to choose*

Lilith: You choose first.

Banana Man: Tropius, Ivysaur, aaaaaaaaand... Pikachu!

Crowd(basically everyone else): *screams about Banana Man's choices*

~~~ Somewhere in Pokemon world~~~

Ash(from pokemon): Pikachu?!

~~~ The Pizzeria ~~~

Lilith: Welp! Lucario! Umbreon! Lets go! *then realizes* Oh... *snaps fingers* Vulpix!

Foxy: WHAT?! YOU TURNED ME INTO VULPIX?!? LILITH WHY!!?!?

Lilith: Don't worry! It's Banana Man! You won't get, um... that hurt.

Foxy: fine...

Banana Man: HI DADDY FOXY!! :3 *waves*

Foxy: >:| I'm not your dad!

Electra: Hue! :3 Anyways, begin!

Lilith: Lucario, Bone Rush on Tropius! Umbreon, use Feint Attack on Pikachu. Then Vulpix... um...

Foxy: What?

Lilith: your mouth is going to burn after this, sorry. Flamethrower...

Foxy: ._. *does Flamethrower* TToTT HOT!! HOT HOT HOT!! IT BURNS!!!

Lilith: Good Job though!

Foxy: I needed that compliment...

Electra: Tropius and Ivysaur are unable to battle. They basically died in this round but still alive.

Banana Man: Ok, Pikachu! WE CAN DO THIS NOW!

Pikachu: Pike Pika!

Banana Man: What?

Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!

Banana Man: NOT DURING THIS BATTLE!

Pikachu: PIKA!

Banana Man: Fine! *takes him back to Ash(from pokemon) and returns* cri

Lilith: I WIN! :D

Banana Man: MAMA LILITH AND DADDY FOXY WIN! :3

Lilith: WHY?!?!?

Foxy: Can i use Flamethrower on him?

Electra: NO! HE IS PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD! IF YOU DO, HE DIES, AND YOU PROBABLY WILL GET KILLED BY THE LAW!!!

Foxy: 0 - 0

Banana Man: :3

~~~ In Banana Man's Imagination ~~~

Banana Man: I will now journey across the meadow of colorful flowers toward Mt. Seatom. *takes out flag and walk across the meadow*

~~~ In The Real World ~~~

Everyone: *sees Banana Man walk across a party table crushing party hats*

~~~ In Banana Man's Imagination ~~~

Banana Man: *sees mud puddle* *gasp* IMMA PLAY IN IT!!

~~~ In The Real World ~~~

Chica: HE IS DESTROYING THE CAKE!!!

Lilith: NUUUUUUU!!! WE HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! TT^TT

~~~ In Banana Man's Imagination ~~~

Banana Man: *gasp* Mt. Seatmor... *starts climbing mountain*

~~~ In The Real World ~~~

Bonnie: *sees Banana Man climb a stack of chairs* Guys! Come quick, I have an idea!

Foxy, Bon, and Freddy: What?

Bonnie: *points at Banana Man* Lets destroy the stack!

Foxy: Don't you think he might get hurt?

Bon: Ok, Daddy Foxy. We will just bully your son. Unless, your not his daddy after all. Hmmm?

Foxy: IM NOT HIS DAD!

Freddy: Then destroy the stack.

Foxy: Stop Blackmail-ing me people...*walks over to stack and shakes it a little to see Banana Man's reaction*

~~~ In Banana Man's Imagination ~~~

Banana Man: *puts flag on top of mountain* I DID IT!

-mountain shakes-

Banana Man: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!

~~~ In The Real World ~~~

Banana Man: W-woah... *tries to keep balance and then goes off the stack*

Foxy: *kicks stack* There I did it.

Bon: Good job Daddy Foxy!

Foxy: IM NOT HIS DAD!

Bonnie: But Electra says you are.

Electra: Because Daddy Foxy is my dad!

Foxy: WHY YOU GIVE ME THIS TORTURE?!?

~~~

- knock knock-

Lenny: I will get the door!

Electra: I'll come with!

Lenny: *opens door*

Flowey: HOWDY! IM FLOWEY! ;P

Electra: OMG!! FLOWEY!!! *picks up the pot where Flowey is in* You are so kawaii!

Everyone: *talks to Banana Man because he is President of the World*

Electra: Everyone!! LOOK AT OUR NEW GUEST!!! *holds up Flowey*

Flowey: Howdy! I'm Flowey the Flower! ;P

Everyone but Banana Man: SO CUTE!

Banana Man: *is jelly* Everyone! Look! I'm fab! *poses*

Everyone: *still looking at Flowey*

Flowey:*looks at Banana Man* >:) *looks back at everyone else* ;P

Banana Man: eeeeeevvvvviiiiillllll...








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