Ash v.s. Lilith Part 1
~~~With Lilith~~~
Lilith: This dress is horrible!
Ash: JUST WEAR IT!! Dad won't let us party unless we wear something... formal.
Lilith: Do you have to wear a tux all the time?
Ash: Unfortunately, yes. This is our dad's kingdom.
Lilith: Kingdom?
Ash: Um-err... Kingdom of his home?
Lilith: ooooooook...?
Ash: Lets hurry up and get going. Dad got all these weird people for our birthday party.
Lilith: BUT WHY IN THESE HEELS?!?!?!?
Ash: Deal with it. I don't want to be in this tux either.
Lilith: It's sad that I'm going to live here from now on.
Ash: *evil smirk* Really?
Lilith: Yep!
Ash: Well, we should be going now before dad decides to not give us ice cream ever again.
Lilith: *screams in her pillow* DADDY!!! I HATE YOU!!!
~~~In the pizzeria~~~
Electra: HOW MUCH LONGER!??!?!??! IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN 3 HOURS!!!
Lenny: Be patient. I did my calculations wrong and it should be done in 16 seconds.
~~~16 seconds later~~~
Electra: ITS DONE!!!!
Everyone: YAS!! :D TO SAVE LILITH!!!!
Electra: TO THE JET!!!!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!
~~~Back with Lilith~~~
Lilith: I DONT WANNA DANCE WITH STRANGERS ANYMORE!!!!!
Ash: I WOULD MURDER SOMEONE TO JUST STOP!!!!
Lilith: Really?
Ash: Yes! *holds knife*
Lilith: No wonder you have red splotches on your tux.
Ash: YUP! >:3
Lilith: Who are you gonna murder?
Ash: Can I murder you?
Lilith: NUPE!! I KNEW YOU WERE ALWAYS EVIL!!! *takes out sword*
Ash: *takes out his sword* WE FIGHT!!!
DOOR SLAM OPEN
Electra: *turns to vampire* AAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!!!!!
Ash: Oh, hi babe~!! :3
Electra: RAWR!! TRY MEH!! FIGHT MEH!! RRRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!
Ash: NUUU!!! WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!!! *runs*
Electra: IM ALREADY DATING SOMEONE!!!
Lilith: And I used to be a single pringle. :3
Foxy: UNTIL I CAME!!! :D
Ash: DADDY!!! HALP MEH!!
Daddy: ... LILITH! Bad! Go to your room.
Lilith: I DONT LIVE HERE!!
Daddy: THEN TO YOUR OLD ROOM!!!
Lilith: TT^TT I HATE YOU DADDY! I WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY!! AND YOU WILL REGRET KILLING MY MOTHER!! OH! And your sword is amazing! :3
Daddy: Ash...
Ash: Yea?
Daddy: You go to your room.
Ash: Ok daddy.
PART 2 SOON!!
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