Ash v.s. Lilith Part 1

~~~With Lilith~~~

Lilith: This dress is horrible! 

Ash: JUST WEAR IT!! Dad won't let us party unless we wear something... formal.

Lilith: Do you have to wear a tux all the time?

Ash: Unfortunately, yes. This is our dad's kingdom.

Lilith: Kingdom?

Ash: Um-err... Kingdom of his home?

Lilith: ooooooook...?

Ash: Lets hurry up and get going. Dad got all these weird people for our birthday party.

Lilith: BUT WHY IN THESE HEELS?!?!?!?

Ash: Deal with it. I don't want to be in this tux either.

Lilith: It's sad that I'm going to live here from now on.

Ash: *evil smirk* Really?

Lilith: Yep!

Ash: Well, we should be going now before dad decides to not give us ice cream ever again.

Lilith: *screams in her pillow* DADDY!!! I HATE YOU!!!


~~~In the pizzeria~~~


Electra: HOW MUCH LONGER!??!?!??! IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN 3 HOURS!!!

Lenny: Be patient. I did my calculations wrong and it should be done in 16 seconds.


~~~16 seconds later~~~


Electra: ITS DONE!!!!

Everyone: YAS!! :D TO SAVE LILITH!!!!

Electra: TO THE JET!!!!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!


~~~Back with Lilith~~~


Lilith: I DONT WANNA DANCE WITH STRANGERS ANYMORE!!!!!

Ash: I WOULD MURDER SOMEONE TO JUST STOP!!!!

Lilith: Really?

Ash: Yes! *holds knife*

Lilith: No wonder you have red splotches on your tux.

Ash: YUP! >:3

Lilith: Who are you gonna murder?

Ash: Can I murder you?

Lilith: NUPE!! I KNEW YOU WERE ALWAYS EVIL!!! *takes out sword*

Ash: *takes out his sword* WE FIGHT!!!

DOOR SLAM OPEN

Electra: *turns to vampire* AAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!!!!!

Ash: Oh, hi babe~!! :3

Electra: RAWR!! TRY MEH!! FIGHT MEH!! RRRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!

Ash: NUUU!!! WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!!! *runs*

Electra: IM ALREADY DATING SOMEONE!!!

Lilith: And I used to be a single pringle. :3

Foxy: UNTIL I CAME!!! :D

Ash: DADDY!!! HALP MEH!!

Daddy: ... LILITH! Bad! Go to your room. 

Lilith: I DONT LIVE HERE!!

Daddy: THEN TO YOUR OLD ROOM!!!

Lilith: TT^TT I HATE YOU DADDY! I WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY!! AND YOU WILL REGRET KILLING MY MOTHER!! OH! And your sword is amazing! :3

Daddy: Ash...

Ash: Yea?

Daddy: You go to your room.

Ash: Ok daddy.



PART 2 SOON!!


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