Ash Just Trying


Electra: *watches TV as she gets curled up in a blanket and hugs Banana Man*

Ash: LILITH!! How do I impress her?

Lilith: Ask Chic, I taught her how to ship and she is going crazy about love stuff. She might help you. Maybe even Bon Bon.

Ash: THANKS!! *runs towards Chic* CHIC!!

Chic: AHH!! *kicks Ash in the... Um... Ow. We will just skip that part. And he is screaming like crazy while Chic starts kicking his face for scaring her. The pain though. Poor Electra.*

Ash: Ow... T-That hur-rt.

Chic: Sorry but, you can't just go and scream someone's name behind them!! They're gonna think a freaking demon is behind them!!!

Ash: I'm a demon.

Chic: EXACTLY!!!!

Ash: Anyway, I need help to impress Electra. Or try to get her to like me more, so she can date me... *starts thinking about his future more... Like him marrying Electra, having a child or 649253817 more. Living together and eating pizza. Train with Lilith and see her break up with Foxy because he hates Foxy*

Chic: REALLY?!?!?!!?

Ash: MY EARS!! THEY ARE BLEEDING!!!

Chic: IM SORRY!! It's just that after I found out what shipping was, I fan girl too much.

Ash: Well, are you going to help me?

Chic: Of course! First, we have to make her like you more.

Ash: How?

Chic: Well, we have to make her jealous that you aren't bothering her.

Ash: And how do I do that?

Chic: Flirt. Me. She would look over the couch and become jealous that you are bothering me instead of her.

Ash: -3- ok...


~~~ AFTER MUCH PLANNING LATER~~~


Chic and Ash: *behind Electra getting ready*

Chic: *gives thumbs up*

Ash: I can't believe I'm doing this... *starts flirting on Chic making Electra and Bon Bon being able to hear*

Electra: *looks over the couch* Oooooo, the drama.

Bon Bon: RAWR!! *punches Ash*

Electra: *blink blink* BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *falls to the floor* BON BON! BON BON! BON BON! *cheers Bon Bon because you know why*

Ash: *on the floor thinking about how miserable he is* Why?

Lilith: Because you are trying too hard.

Bon Bon: Oops... sorry. Overreacted.

Chic: Aww, you luv me.! :3

Bon Bon: :# stahp

Chic: Nu

Electra: The fluff is real.

Lilith: Indeed.

Ash: I need help.

Lilith: you really do, let me take you to therapy.

Ash: You know I'm not talking about that!!

Lilith: :3 HUEHUEHUE!!

Ash: Just help me...

Lilith: Just watch, something is going to happen.

Ash: ?

Electra: *is on phone reading a fan fic until there was a FaceTime call from Lenny. She wiped her tear stained cheeks as she answers as she faked a smile. It's been 2 weeks since they called each other.* Hey Lenny! How's it going?

Lenny: It's going great. I'm dating Phoenix! *Phoenix is on the screen*

Phoenix: Hey! Lenny told me a lot about you! Maybe we can hang out with Lilith!

Electra: Sure! Well I have to go! See ya!! *hangs up call* OH WHALE!!! I GIVE UP!! DEPRESSION HERE I COME!! *grabs a bucket full of chicken*

Chica: ò-ó don't you dare!!

Electra: OH DO I DARE!!! *eats a piece of chicken* HI DEPRESSION!! MY LIFE IS GOING HORRIBLY!! *runs in her room*

Everyone: 030 um...

Chica: TT^TT

Ash: So, what do I do?

Lilith: Ok... Cosplay as her favorite character from a fandom.

Ash: WHAT CHARACTER?!?!

Lilith: *thinks* You know what? No. We are going to break the forth wall if we do it.

Ash: THEN WHAT ELSE DO I DO?!?!

Lilith: *shrug* WE NEED PEOPLE TO DARE YOU!! THATS WHAT YOU NEED!! RAWR!!

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