Me: I dare you to ask Levi out.

Erwin: Why me?!

Me: Because I said so.

Erwin:  ...

Me: *runs and grabs Levi before bringing him into Erwin's office*

Levi: What is it now, eyebrows?

Erwin: ....

Me: DO IT!

Erwin: L-Levi....will you go out with me...?

Levi: *is too shocked to answer* 

Me: *crosses arms, waiting* 

Levi: Y-Yes...

Me: YASSS! OTP!