Me: I dare you to call Levi a shortcake.

Erwin: W-What?! Do you want me to die?!

Me:....Levi get in here!

Erwin: Nooo!

Levi: *walks in, crossing arms* What is it brat?

Me: Erwin has something to tell you.

Erwin: N-no I don't! 

Me: Do it eyebrows. 

Erwin: ....Fine....I hate you....

Levi: Well? I don't have all day you two.

Erwin: *cough*shortcake*cough

Levi: What?

Erwin: You're a shortcake...

Me: *internal screaming*

Levi: *cold stare* 

Erwin and Me: Crap.....run!!!!

//Hey, guys! Sorry I haven't updated in forever, but I forgot my login....*sigh* I'm back though! Hope you guys are enjoying my pointless crap. :)