Me: GUESS WHO's BAAAAAACKKK!?

Ira: NO

Rikka: Oh no it can't be-

Mana: i cAN sEe dEAd pEopLe

Mamon: please tell me that she's one of the dead people you see-

Me: AWW COME ON GUYS! I KNOW YOU ALL MISSED ME!

Bel: Not in the slightest

Makoto; No

Me: Well guess what. YA GURL's BACK AND READY TO TORTURE YOU ALL AS A FORM OF MY LOVELY AUDIENCE's ENTERTAINMENT : )

Ira: *sarcastic* oh joy

Me: Before we begin, I just like to apologize for the lack of updating. With my hiatus and all back in July and my Inktober and Flufftober entries through the month of October, It's been hard to get back on track. Plus midterms literally sucked the life out of me ;w;

Me: BUT! I'M BACK! AND I HAVE NO INTENTION ON GIVING UP ON MY BOOKS! I STILL WANNA MAKE YOU ALL SMILE AND LAUGH AT THE CRAZY THINGS WE DO IN THIS BOOK AND I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY ^^

Me: So without further ado! Man it's been a while since I said this but...

Me: HERE WE GO! THE FIRST DARE!!

Rikka: Wait...

Ira: WHAT-

Me: Byeee~ *snaps fingers and the two disappear*

Alice: WAIT-

Regina: WHAT IN GOD's NAME HAPPENED TO THEM??

Me: they're just on a lovely vacation that they are not spending together!

Makoto: This is cruel! They love each other!

Me: Oh I didn't say that the have to not love one another. Sometimes couples need their space!

Aguri: WHERE DID THEY EVEN GO!??

Me: Who knows!

Mamon; "WHO KNOWS"???

Meanwhile...

*in France*

Rikka: *looking around* Well this sure is... different...

*in Mexico*

Ira: ....RIKKKAAAAAAAA-

Back in the lair...

Me: Anyways! Introducing our special guest for the day! @Djkitten1 !!!

Djkitten1: HIYAAA!!

Mamon: Wherever Ira is, he cannot survive alone

Djkitten1: He'll manage! >: )))

Me: WELP NEXT DARE!!

Me: YES LETS FREAKING GOOOOOO!!!

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Me: *just fangirling so hard*

Regina: WHY WAS THAT GUY JUST RANDOMLY EATING A DONUT-

Makoto: AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BASKETBALL GAME??

Me: DID YOU GUYS EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE AMAZING SONG, CHOREOGRAPHY AND HOW BEAUTIFUL THEIR VOICES WERE-

Djkitten1: NEXT DARE!!

Bel: EXCUSE ME!?!

Me: let us welcome the lovely @AshSkyWalker12

AshSkyWalker12: HIIII!!

Djkitten1: LET THE FUN BEGIIIIN!

AshSkyWalker12: OH PLEASE YES.

Bel: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO ANY OF YOU-

Me: EXISTING. THATS WHAT.

2 minutes later...

*in a random hospital*

Bel: *strapped to a bed* THIS IS JUST MEAN

Me: *gets the surgical gloves* You're in good hands don't worryyy

Bel: ARE YOU ALL EVEN TRAINED PROFESSIONAL DOCTORS??

AshSkyWalker12: nOpe! : )

I'll spare the details, let's just say a lot of screaming happened-

Me and AshSkyWalker12: *come out with Bel*

Djkitten1: How was it?

Bel: *looking like absolute hell*

Me: It was a success!

*We all head back to the lair*

Mamon; *takes one look at Bel* OH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU-

Bel: not another word...

Alice: *covers Aguri's eyes*

Makoto: EW AND I HAVE TO BE HANDCUFFED TO THIS THING!

Bel: I have a NAME-

AshSkyWalker12: Time for a lie detector test! *straps it on*

Bel: WHAT NO- *gets electrocuted* AHHHHHHH-

Me: —That has been hijacked by me >: D

Bel: YOU MONSTER- *gets electrocuted again*

Me: Awww you don't have to lie to me Bel, you can be straightforward

Bel: IM NOT LYING! *gets electrocuted*

Me: Aaaand

Djkitten1: *pushes Bel into a bear trap*

Bel: *screaming bloody murder*

Alice: *covers Aguri's eyes again*

AshSkyWalker12: *eating popcorn*

Bel: I-I might as well just die now-

Me: Oh whoops- sorry one last thing!

Bel: NOOOOOOOO-

Me: *gets Bel out of the bear trap*

Bel: LET GO OF ME-

Me: *snaps fingers*

*a big tub of salt appears over Bel and drowns him in salt*

Me: How's that for style?

Bel: *just dying and digging himself out*

Me: And Finally.. *turns to AshSkyWalker12* My wonderful guest, do you think we've tortured him enough?

Bel: YES. YES YOU FRICKING HAVE.

AshSkyWalker12: Aw this man hasn't seen the last of it. Don't be shy, you should put some more = )

Bel: ...I hate everyone-

Me: *sprinkles the salt like it's fairy dust*

Bel: WHYYYYYYYYYY-

Me: *claps hands* Okay! Now we're done. Now how was that?

Mamon; Oh... my god

Djkitten1; The transition of every terrible thing that happened to him was so smooth!

Regina: That was just- that was just so brutal-

Me: Perfect! I hope that was satisfactory enough

Bel: *sarcastic* Oh you did it well.. a little too well

Me: Why thank you!

Bel: *screaming in frustration*

Me: Now AshSkyWalker12, would you like to finish it off?

AshSkyWalker12: *hands Mana some pain killers*

Me: A HUGE BIG THANK YOU TO MY WONDERFUL PARTICIPANTS FOR THE DAY, @AshSkyWalker12 and @Djkitten1 FOR JOINING US TODAY! AS WELL, THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO DARED!!

Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING! SEE YA ✌️

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With Rikka

Rikka: *outside the Eiffel Tower talking to a mime* Are you sure you haven't seen him? He's about this height *holds her hand up*, short tempered, he has bat wings behind his ears. Erm... "S'il tu plait", please tell if you know anything..!

Mime: *tracing a box in the air*

Rikka: That's not what I meant-

With Ira...

*in a restaurant*

Ira: *crying on his knees* PLEASE!! PLEASE TELL ME SHE's HERE!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!!

Waiter: Señor I don't give a crap about you're girlfriend! Do you want a burrito or not!?!