Round: 85

Me: WELCOME BACK MY BEAUTIFUL READERS TO YET ANOTHER ROUND!! HOWS EVERYONE DOING TODAY??

Ira: Miserable- *remembers the tiger from last round*

Alice: *starts silently crying from her killing ordeal that happened previously*

Mana: *still healing from her wounds* ...

Me: GREAT! LETS GET STARTED THEN SHALL WE?? >:3

Bel: I hate her so much-

Me: FIRST ONE!!

Mamon: EXCUSE ME?

Mana: WHAT!??

Me: We'll start with the first one. *harnesses my author powers* BY THE POWER OF MY AUTHOR POWERS! I HENCEFORTH CALL UPON THEE AND CAST THY THIRD EYE ON MANA!!

Ira: WHAT THE LEGITIMATE FRICK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING!?-

Mana: *gains a third eye*

Makoto: IT- WORKED!?!

Rikka: MANA ARE YOU OKAY??

Mana: *dazed*

Alice: Um... Mana-chan..?

Mana: AURAS! GHOSTS!! SPIRITS!!!

Aguri: Is..she okay..?

Regina: MANA!!!??

Me: Aaaaand let the chaos begin.. *hands Mana a microphone*

*She songs the song*
(SOMETHING IS GOING ON WITH MY PHONE I CANT SEEM TO UPLOAD VIDS-)

Mana: *finishes and starts having a meltdown all of a sudden*

Ira: UH THIS ISNT NORMAL-

Regina: MANA! HANG IN THERE!!

Me: Off to a great start! Let's continue!!

Mamon: IM NOT RUINING MY IMAGE!

Ira: WHAT IMAGE!

Mamon; OH COME OFF IT-

Me: Well Mamon, it's just how things are.

Mamon: I COULD NEVER EMBARRASS MYSELF LIKE THAT!

Me: WELL SEE HERE LISTEN, YOU DONT HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE!

*We transport into a random populated street*

Me: Alright Mamon, like we practiced.

Mamon: *does the Chika dance in defeat*

People: *looking at her so concerned*

Guy 1: The Frick-

Ira: *bursts out laughing at her* PATHETIC!

Mamon: YOU LITTLE-!

Me: Perfect! ^^

*we all arrive back in the lair later*

Me: Wasn't so bad now was it?

Mamon: IM RUINED!!

Me: Alright! Next!! ^^

Everyone: W-WHAT?!!

Me: Hm, straightforward.

Ira: Oh god no..not again... *remembers the time him and Bel switched bodies with Rikka and Makoto*

Bel: NO WAY AM I BECOMING A GIRL AGAIN!!

Me: Hmm.. you guys are gonna be needing new names then..

Me: WELP! GOTTA DO WHAT YA GOTTA DO!

Rikka: WAI-

2 mins later..

Me: WELCOME TO DOKI DOKI GENDER BEND, WHERE I MAKE EVERYONE GENDERBEND AND BUTCHER THEIR NAMES COMPLETELY!!

Me: TO START OFF, WE HAVE IRA! OR IRENE!

Ira/Irene (as a girl): I- NO!!

Me: NEXT WE HAVE BEL! OR SHOULD I SAY BELLE!!

Bel/Belle (as a girl): THIS IS JUST WRONG.

Me: MAMON KINDA ALREADY SOUNDS LIKE A BOY NAME, SO WE'LL JUST LEAVE IT CAUSE- YEAH

Mamon (as a boy): MY FEMININE BEAUTY!!!

Me: NOW INTRODUCING RIKKA, OR RICK!

Rikka/Rick (as a boy) Well this sure is different..

Me: NOW MAKOTO! MAKOTO IS ALREADY A JAPANESE GENDER NEUTRAL NAME SO WE'LL JUST LEAVE IT!

Makoto (as a boy): Unbelievable...

Me: NOW ALICE, OR ALEX!

Alice/Alex (as a boy): *sweat drop*

Me: Regina! Or Reggie!

Regina/Reggie: NO!

Me: NEXT UP AGURI! OR AUGUST!

Aguri/August: WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!

Me: AND FINALLY, MANA! OR MAN-A GET IT CAUSE SHE's A MAN-
(I couldn't think of anything on the spot for her fast enough plus I thought this would be funny- XDD)

Irene: IRENE! THATS NOTHING LIKE MY NAME!

Belle: AT LEAST YOU HAVE A DECENT ONE! IM NAMED AFTER A FRICKEN DISNEY PRINCESS!

Reggie: Well this isn't weird at all, Mana what do you think?

Man-a (XD): *lost in her own world*

Me: Ya look great!!

Irene: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!

Ten minutes later, they all switched back

Bel: God that was a nightmare-

Me: Moving on!!

Me: Alright! We'll go in order! Mana?

Mana: CHAKRAS!! *immediately breaks down*

Me: Rikka you go first-

Rikka: Ira of course! I mean we already ate a thing!!

Me: Alice?

Alice; Hmm... well if I had to pick from the list, maybe Ira

Me: Makoto?

Makoto: *monotone* Ira

Me: Not Bel?

Makoto: NO!

Me: Fine fine, Aguri?

Aguri: Ira

Me: Regina?

Regina: Ira

Ira: I-

Mamon: *sarcastic* Wow Ira look how popular you are

Regina: Well he's obviously slightly more desirable than anyone in this list. Besides we're kinda limited

Ira: WOW! YOU ALL ARE JUST PICKING ME CAUSE YOU FEEL BAD!

Aguri: Pretty much

Mamon: How about none

Ira: WOW

Me: Alright, Ira who'd you pick?

Ira: Well I mean if we're being honest here obviously mysELF-

Mamon: Selfish

Ira: MAMON. SELFISHNESS IS LEGIT OUR CULTURE.

Ira: Besides! *grabs Rikka's hand* I have Rikka and that's all I need! *smiles*

Rikka: Awww Ira

Me: And finally Bel who would you date

Bel: Me! Duh!

Me: *unamused* Figures

Me: OKAY! WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE DARE! LETS GET TO IT!

Me: OMG YESSSS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGSSS!! ^^

Ira: A duet? Hmm.. we haven't done those in a while huh?

Rikka: Yeah, it should be fun!

Ira: Well *takes mic* Shall we?

(Okay for some reason I cannot upload videos. I'm trying to get the situation sorted but for now let's just say they sang XD I apologize again)

*they finish*

Alice: Oooohh! Rikka-chan playing the part of the Tsundere!!

Regina: Shouldn't it be Ira though?

Ira: H-HEY!!

Rikka: *laughs*

Ira: *embarrassed* RIKKA!!

Me: AND WHAT A GREAT ENDING TO TODAYS CHAPTER! THANK YOU FOR READING AND FOR YOUR DARES!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!

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