Me: HEY EVERYONE!!

Ira: Oh no, her again

Me: WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER CHAPTER OF ASK/DARE DOKI DOKI PRECURE!!!

Bel: How long is this torture gonna last?

Me: Well, until no one dares you guys anymore.

Regina: Round 83 already??

Ira: Man we're never getting out of here.

Me: Which reminds me.

Me: HOLY CRAP, WOW 20K!!??

Me: THANKS Y'ALL SO MUCH FOR THIS!! OMG! ITS UNBELIEVABLE!!

Me: This is my first ever story on Wattpad ever since I joined 2 years ago and wow.. It's gained so much thanks to you all. I have no words :)

Me: But enough about that, let's get on with the dares!!

Mana: Wait-

Bel: oh I've been waiting to beat up you cures for the longest time

Me: Sorry Mana *uncuffs Bel* Bel, do your worst

Bel: Oh with pleasure

Mamon: Jeez, Bel's happy for once?

Ira: Who would've known

Bel: *fires a gigantic ball of energy and shoots it at Mana*

Mana: *screams*

Cures and Regina: MANA!???

Me: Wow, what a light show..

Mana: *on the ground in pain* o-ow..

Alice: MANA-CHAN!!

Makoto: OMG SHE's BLEEDING!!

Regina: DR. RIKKA DO SOMETHING!!

Rikka: ME?!! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!

Me: There's nothing any of you guys can do, since Mana has to heal all on her own. Sorry

Bel: God has it been a while

Makoto: YOU LITERALLY ALMOST KILLED HER!!

Bel: OH IM SORRY, THE DARE SAID "SERIOUSLY INJURE"

Aguri: YEAH "SERIOUSLY INJURE"! CAN YOU NOT READ!??!

Me: Well that sure was interesting. Rikka, you go bandage her up at least. And let's move on!

Rikka: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM!??

Regina: YEAH! HAVE YOU NO HEART!!

Me: Look, she's not my problem. And besides, I gotta do what the darers want. It's just business

Aguri: ITS LIFE OR DEATH!!

Me: You guys signed up for this

Everyone: WE DIDNT

Me: Moving on

Mana: I don't think I can dance in this condition

Me: Yeah you can sit out for this one.

Me: HERE WE GO!

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*dances to the song*

Ira: Well this isn't totally humiliating

Me: Well now that that is done, next one!!

Ira: I'm sorry who?

Me: Here's a reference

Ira: IM SORRY WHO!!??

Me: Well from the little research that I have done. Apparently he is I believe a persona (correct me if I'm wrong) of the main character of the Sander Sides web series. And I guess his character is portrayed as the "Dad" of the series who is old school and emotional and childish.

Ira: So your saying that I'm about to be adopted by this random weirdo?

Me: It's rude to judge, but yes. You are to be adopted by this man.

Ira: Well then...

Rikka: Does this mean that I have a father in law now..?

Ira: If that's how it works then... I guess..?

Mamon: DOES THIS MEAN THAT WE'RE NOTHING TO YOU KNOW??!!

Bel: WE'VE PUT UP WITH ALL YOUR CRAP AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US??

Ira: LOOK! I DIDNT ASK FOR YOU TO PUT UP WITH ME OKAY!

Ira: So I guess, Rikka. Can you help me get my adoption papers in order then?

Rikka: S-Sure thing..

Regina: Wow Ira, you seem to be surprising calm despite your situation

Ira: WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT!??

Me: Moving on!

*Reika and Joker from Smile Precure come*

Joker: oh hell- her again

Reika: Hi everyone!

Me: So you guys are about to meet your fanmade future child!

Joker: I'm sorry? Future child?

Reika: Us?!

Me: Yes. I said that already.

*Kokoro Aoki comes in*

Kokoro: HI MOM! HI DAD!

Joker: Dad? What- what is that? I don't understand

Reika: Oh my.

Rikka: Looks like we're not alone in this.

Ira; *shivers at the thought of Snowdrop*

Me: So this is your kid. How do you feel?

Joker: Cure Beauty do you have any idea what she's saying?

Reika: This is our child.

Joker: WH- WHY?! NO!

Reika: WE CANT ABANDON HER!

Joker: ADOPTION!

Reika: NO!!

Joker: DIVORCE!

Reika: DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THE CHILD!!

Joker: I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS KID!

Me: Gosh you sound like Subaru

Reika: Don't listen to him Kokoro!!

Me: Well at least we know that Reika is a better parent than you

Joker: WHAT's A PARENT!

Ira: OMG- THIS GUY-

Me: Alright! We're done with this! Moving on!

Joker: NO WE ARENT-

Me: GOODBYE

Me: Thanks for coming Kokoro and thank you for the lovely dare darer!

*Joker, Reika and Kokoro leave*

Me: Alright next one!

Mamon: Who needs to enter a pageant when I'm already as pretty as is?

Ira: HAH. THATS FUNNY.

Mamon: LISTEN YOU LITTLE BRAT-

Rikka: A... beauty pageant?

Mana: I CANT EVEN PARTICIPATE! ;-;

Alice: Well it couldn't hurt..

Makoto: I mean what's the worst that can happen?

Several minutes later...

Me: *onstage* WELCOME FRIENDS AND FANS TO THE FIRST EVER DOKI DOKI PRECURE BEAUTY PAGEANT! CAN I GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE IN THE AUDIENCE??

*random clapping*

Ira: WHERE IS THAT EVEN COMING FROM??

Me: IM YOUR HOST! THE ONE AND ONLY DOUCHEBAG! BROUGHT TO YOU FOR TODAY's BATTLE OF LOOKS!!

Ira: IM SORRY, BATTLE??

Mamon; Beauty is serious Ira!

Ira: *sarcastic* Oh really now? Whatever happened to "It doesn't matter what you look on the outside, it's the inside that counts"?

Me: *goes behind the curtain in which everyone is behind* GUYS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!!

Me: *goes out and back onstage* A-AS I WAS SAYING.. BRING IN OUR FIRST CONTESTANT!! SHE's THE BRAINY, SMART DOCTOR ASPIRING BLUE CURE WHOM WE ALL AND ESPECIALLY IRA LOVE! RIKKA HISHIKAWA!!

Rikka: *comes in and walks down the alleyway kinda nervous*

Ira: *blushing madly of how beautiful she looks*

Me: OKAY! THANK YOU RIKKA! MOVING ONTO OUR NEXT CONTESTANT! SHE's OUR RICH, TEA STAN! THE SHIELD OF THE GROUP! ALICE YOTSUBA!!!

Alice: *walks down the runway with a smile*

Me: NOW WE HAVE OUR NEXT CONTESTANT!! THE FAMOUS, BEAUTIFUL TALENTED MAKOTO KENZAKI!!

Makoto: *walking down the runway with confidence*

Mana: WAHH!! MAKOPI LOOKS SO COOL!!

Rikka: Clearly she's done this before!

Me: NOW ONTO OUR NEXT CONTESTANT, SHE MAYBE A TEN YEAR OLD BUT SHE'S ALSO FIERCE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN, ITS THE FIRST HALF OF THE PRINCESS, AGURI MADOKA!

Aguri: *walks down the runway*

Me: LOOKING GOOD! LOOKING GOOD! NEXT UP, THE THE SECOND HALF OF THE PRINCESS, ITS OUR OUTSTANDING QUEEN,  REGINA!!

Regina: *walking down the runway*

Mana: YAY REGINA!!!

Me: NEXT WE HAVE THE 5 YEAR OLD VILLAIN WHOM THE FANBASE WILL FOREVER STAN, IRA!!

Ira: EXCUSE ME?-

Mamon; IRA GO!

Ira: WH- IM NOT APART OF THIS!

Me: Ira I swear to god if you do not leave from behind this stage-

Ira: *comes out and walks down the runway* HEYYYY- WONDERFUL CROWD WE GOT HERE HUH-?

Rikka: *cheering him on*

Me: NOW MOVING ONTO OUR LAST CONTESTANT-

Bel: LAST? I DIDNT-

Mamon: Bel, your not pretty-

Bel: EXCUSE ME! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STATEMENT IRA JUST STATED!

Me: LIKE I SAID- OUR FINAL CONESTANT. THE ONE WHO "APPARENTLY" THINKS SHE CAN WIN IT ALL- MAMON!!

Mamon: *walking down the runway*

Me: AND THATS ALL WE HAVE TODAY FOLKS!! READERS, YOU SHALL BE THE JUDGES OF TODAYS COMPETITION!! BE SURE TO COMMENT WHO YOU THINK SHOULD WIN, AND WE SHALL FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!!!

Mamon: SERIOUSLY?

Me: WHAT? ITS MORE FUN THAT WAY!!

Ira: VOTE FOR RIKKA- VOTE FOR RIKKA-

Rikka: I-IRA?? •\\\•

Mamon: IRA! DONT PROVOKE THE AUDIENCE!!

Me: AND ON THAT NOTE! THAT CONCLUDES TODAYS DARES!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH WONDERFFUL READERS FOR THE DARES TODAY! REMEMBER, COMMENT DOWN BELOW WHO YOU THINK SHOULD WIN TODAYS PAGEANT!!

Me: SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME!!!

Hey everyone! Long time no see huh?

I wanted to update a chapter today to kinda have a kickstart to my MASSIVE UPDATE TO ALL MY BOOKS which I will be having on AUGUST 5!! 3 DAYS!!

PLUS! By then, we will have a winner to the pageant which I will be announcing next chapter, which will be posted along with some more chapters from this book and more on that date!

See you guys then ~!!