Makoto and Bel: *get cuffed again*

Makoto; oh come on..

Me: HEY GUYS! BOY HAS IT BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAST UPDATED!!

Ira: You should honestly just permanently leave. It'd make our lives a whole lot easier

Me: Well see here's the thing Ira my boy, it's my job to make your lives miserable! For the fans!

Mamon: THIS IS ALL FOR FAN SERVICE!?!

Me: Yes Mamon, 82 rounds later. You're finally catching on!

Rikka: 82 rounds huh..

Mana: Makopi has been cuffed for that long?

Me: Well a little less than that. But she's still got more rounds to come! Rikka, do the math

Rikka: 118 round to be exact!

Bel: Good lord...

Alice: Come think of it, 82 rounds is quite a long time!

Me: Right? It's only been around two years since I first published this book! And look how far we've come!

Regina: Don't we have dares to do?

Me: I thought you'd never ask! There are still LOADS of 'em! So let's get started right away!

Rikka and Mana: oh no...

Me: As some of you may recall, this dare is referencing the teacher from that dare when Mana has to be a delinquent and Rikka has to violate the dress code.

*teacher comes in*

Teacher: The he- *sees Rikka and Mana* YOU TWO!!!

Rikka: Uh.. h-hi! S-Sensei..

Teacher; DON'T YOU ACT ALL INNOCENT WITH ME! DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE STUNT YOU TWO PULLED!?!

Mana: We're sorry Sensei! We had to!

Teacher; Excuses excuses.

Me: Welcome unamed teacher, to "Ask/Dare Doki Doki Precure"!!

Teacher: I beg your pardon?

Me: It's a book where readers get to ask and dare (mostly dare) the characters of your anime!

Me: You have been dares to give everyone one hell of a lecture!

Teacher: *glares at Rikka and Mana* That I shall..

Teacher: FIRST OFF! YOU WON'T GO ANYWHERE IN LIFE IF YOU SKIP SCHOOL! NOW IM NOT NAMING ANY NAMES OR ANYTHING, IM JUST SAYING!

Rikka: We're sorry!!

Ira: Bruh, I never went to school

Teacher: THEN YOU'RE STUPID!

Ira; *scoffs* RUDE!

Rikka: HEY! THAT's MY HUSBAND YOUR TALKING TO!

Teacher: RIKKA HISHIKAWA, YOU NEGLECTED SCHOOL TO GET MARRIED!?! DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING!?!

Rikka: I LOVE HIM!

Ira: *touched*

Teacher; THAT's BESIDES THE POINT! EDUCATION SETS YOU UP FOR LIFE!

Bel: I didn't go to school either and look where I am now

Teacher: YOU'RE NEARING DEATH SO YOU CLEARLY WASTED YOUR LIFE THEN!

Bel; *silently cries* why does everyone say that..?

The teacher continued to lecture everyone until he left everyone questioning their very existence

Me: Alright I think that's good enough! Thanks unnamed teacher!

Teacher: I expect you both, and Miss Kenzaki, don't think I have forgotten about you, at school!

*teacher leaves*

Rikka: At this rate, I'm definitely not getting a degree..

Me: Okay! Great start! Next dare!

Me: Alright! More guests!

*Reika/Chloe and Joker/Rascal From Smile Precure/Glitter Force appear*

Reika: Ah! Rikka-chan!

Rikka: Hi!

Ira: As any blue haired character in anime, I bet she's smart

Joker: I thought I was in the middle of killing you and your friends!

Me: You lose anyway, so it wouldn't even matter..

Joker: The cold truth..

Ira: Been there, done that. Now look where I am! I married this wonderful girl!

Reika: How are you both doing?

Rikka: Well.. relationship wise, great! Although.. this place sucks..

Joker: More like she sucks..

Me: I've been getting that one too many times. Honestly, when will you all learn to appreciate me?

Everyone: Never.

Me: Your loss!

Reika: Well it was nice seeing you again Rikka-chan!

Rikka: You as well! Take care!

*Joker and Reika leave*

Me: Well that was heartwarming despite your rude comments. On to the next one!

Me: Ohh! One of my favourites!

Mamon; Subaru?

Rikka: The car?

Mana: Or was it.. Toyota?

Regina: Honda!

Me: NO! THE PERSON!

Ira: There's a person named after a car?

Me: Apparently it's a common anime boy name but that's not the point!

Me: INTRODUCING! THE ONE, THE ONLY! SUBARU YUUKI!! (From Aikatsu Stars in case you don't know)

*Subaru comes in*

Subaru; *takes one glance at me* NO..

Me: OH YES..

Subaru: THIS HAS TO BE A DREAM!!! THIS CANT BE-

Me: Ah but it is! Everyone, meet Subaru!

Alice: So you're the man named after the car!

Subaru; WHY!?? EVERY SINGLE FRICKEN TIME!!

Me: Subaru, you have been dared by Pika-

Subaru; NO.. NOT HER.. (y'all go follow her, she's amazing!)

Me: To give everyone a hair appointment!

Subaru: IM NOT A HAIR SYLIST!!

Me: YES. YOU. ARE!!

Subaru: I AM AN IDOL! I DONT DO HAIR!

Mana: An idol?? Makopi's an idol!

Me: THIS ISNT ABOUT MAKOTO!

Makoto: Handcuffs me and then insults me. Rude.

Subaru: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TORTURE ME?? YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ASK/DARE AND YOU'VE TORTURED ME PLENTY IN THERE AND IN YOUR CONVOS!!

Me: WHAT DO I KEEP TELLING YOU ALL? ITS MY JOB

Subaru; THEN GET A NEW ONE!

Me: THIS IS POINTLESS! JUST DO THEIR DAMN HAIR!

Moments later..

*Everyone enters this nice looking hair salon*

Alice: Well this place looks nice!

Subaru (in a business outfit): Do I really have to do this..?

Me: YES!

Subaru: *expressionless* Welcome to the Yuuki hair salon.. how may I help you?

Mana: He's lacking enthusiasm!

Me: EXACTLY!

Subaru: I DONT GIVE A CARE! LET's JUST GET THIS OVER WITH..!!

Me: Aguri, you should record this cause this is gold!!

Aguri: *gets her cameras*

Me: Okay! Continue!!

Mana: Hmm.. I'd like to dye my hair!

Rikka: French braid!

Alice: Hmm.. I'd like mine straightened please!

Regina: I WANNA DYE MY HAIR TOO!

Mamon; Touch my hair, and I'll cut your fingers off..

Subaru: Okay Okay.. sure. Whatever. Who wants to go first?

Two hours later..

Regina: (dyed her hair magenta) LOOK MANA! I HAVE YOUR HAIR! 

Mana: (dyed her hair blonde) ME TOO!

Rikka: (in French braids)

Ira: *utters* Damn she looks to cute.

Alice: (hair straightened) It looks lovely!

Subaru: Well glad to see that I'm appreciated here.. unlike the idiots I'm with..

Me: In which your IN LOVE with

Subaru: DO NOT BRING YUME INTO THIS!

Me: Well, thanks for your participation!

Rikka: Is she really that bad in your Ask/Dare?

Subaru: Oh hell yeah.

Me: You can leave now Subaru

Subaru: THANK. GOD *leaves*

Me: Okay! We have time for one more dare!!

Mana: Okay!

Me: Lets at least hope she doesn't break our eardrums..

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Ira and Rikka: •\\\\\•

Rikka: That was actually.. pretty good Mana!

Alice: Good Job Mana-chan!

Regina: NICE!

Me: AND THAT CONCLUDES TODAYS DARES! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YORU WONDERFUL DARES! THEY WERE AWESOME!!

Me: ILL TRY AND UPDATE SOON AGAIN. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!