Round; 81
Me: Hey everyone!
Regina and Mana: *cuddling*
Ira: I cannot take you seriously with that costume
Regina (who's still in the banana costume): *looks at him with unamusment*
Me: Alright everyone! Let's commence the dares!! Ira! Your coming with me!
Ira: oh no..
In another room..
Me: Alright Ira! Here's a dare for you!
Ira: A-A DATE!?!
Me: Haven't you gone on numerous dates before?
Ira: N-NOT REALLY!
Me: But your married to Rikka
Ira: ... ITS... DIFFERENT..
Me: I'll bring Mamon and Bel!
*Mamon and Bel come in, so does Makoto*
Me: oh right *uncuffs Makoto and Bel* we just need Bel for this
Makoto: YES!! IM FREE!!
Me; For now..
Bel: Frick
*Makoto leaves*
Me; Okay. Ira is gonna go on a date with Rikka. And he needs you both to help him!
Mamon: Why can't be help himself?
Ira; WOW MAMON
Me: Cause he's awkward okay. You all know that
Ira: I-IM NOT AWKWARD!
Me; Remember when you fainted a lot in the beginning?
Ira: ..
Ira: OKAY IVE GOTTEN ALOT BETTER SINCE THEN!
Bel: Because of his emotional support animal
Ira: HEY! DO NOT BRING SPARKLES INTO THIS!
Bel; See?
Me: Whatever Guys. Just help him!
Bel: What do I know about dating advice?
Mamon: .. wait.. dating advice..?
Ira: Yes Mamon. We already told you this-
Mamon: *puts her hands on Ira's shoulders* DON'T WORRY IRA! WE GOT THIS!
Ira: W-What..??!?
Me: Now she's interested
A few minutes later..
Mamon; Okay Ira. First of all, we need to do something about your appearance
Ira: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DATING ADVICE!? AND WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED ALL OF A SUDDEN!?!
Mamon: I've read enough magazines to know.
Bel: This is where she shines, Ira.
Ira: OKAY BUT MY LOOKS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!
Mamon: They have EVERYTHING to do with it! You look to childish! You need to look mature!
Ira: MATURE!?! RIKKA IS MARRIED TO ME AND NEVER ONCE DID SHE SAY SHE GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY LOOKS!
Mamon: She's too nice Ira.
Ira: ARE YOU SAYING THAT RIKKA THINKS IM UGLY!?
Mamon: Probably
Ira: ... *starts silently crying*
Mamon; B-But we're gonna fix that!!
Bel: *facepalms* I can't take much more of this..
Mamon; Alright Ira! Wear this! *gives him a new outfit*
Ira: This is all black!
Mamon; Girls love bad boys! They gush over delinquents! You already got the attitude for it, now you just need the looks
Ira: Excuse me?
Mamon: We're turning you into an e-boy whether you like it or not.
After some painful minutes for Ira pass by, Mamon finally got him into the outfit
Ira: I DONT LIKE IT..
Mamon; *fixes his hair to make it cover one eye*
Mamon; Yes Yes! I've created a masterpiece!
Ira; I LOOK EMO!
Mamon: Thats the point!
Ira: I CANT SEE PROPERLY! IM SUPPOSED TO GO ON A DATE! NOT DIE!
Mamon: Its called looking cool okay Ira? You would never understand!
Ira: I LOOK STUPID!
Mamon: Suck it up. Okay! Now time to work on your approach! Bel, would you help me with this one?
Bel: ... ok..
*Bel stands in front of Ira*
Mamon: Pretend Bel is Rikka
Ira: EW GROSS
Mamon; All you have to do is walk up to her all cool as if you own the place, hair flip, move your chin up slightly, but not too much, look her in the eye and say "Hey" really cool-like!
Ira: *looks at her as if she's not speaking English*
Mamon; Okay? Now try it!
Ira: *walks up to Bel* this is so stupid.. *hair flips and does the chin-up and looks Bel in the eye* ...H-Hey..
Bel: *fake* Oh my gosh..!! Wow!!
Mamon; PERFECT! Just need to practice more and you'll be ready!
After practicing some more, Ira was ready.
Mamon; Ready to face her?
Ira: A-As I'll ever be...
Mamon: Just remember what I taught you and you'll be fine!
Me: Can't wait to see how this'll turn out!
Back in the original room..
Mamon, Bel, Ira and Me: *come back*
Rikka: Oh! There you are Ira! What was the dare?
Ira: *takes a deep breath and walks up to her*
Rikka: U-Um.. Ira? *backs away until her back touched the wall*
Ira: *comes up to her and puts his hand on the wall, Hair flips, chin-ups, and looks her in the eye*
Ira: Hey..
Rikka; U-Uh.. w-what happened to you..?
Ira: What do you say about going out with me?
Rikka; I'm sorry?
Ira: No no, I should be the one apologizing. Given the fact of how beautiful you are
Rikka: •\\\• ... Ira..?
Ira: Forgive me? I want to stay close by your beauty..
Rikka; H-Hold on Ira.. I-
Ira: So..won't you say yes..?
Rikka; ..
Mamon; *tearing up* That's our Ira..!!
Ira: ..
Rikka: ..
Everyone: *absolutely confused*
Ira: *breaks down* I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
Rikka: I-IRA!?!
Mamon; HE WAS DOING SO WELL!!'
Bel: So much for that..
Ira: *gets up and holds Rikka's hands* RIKKA IM SORRY YOU JUST HAD TO WITNESS THAT! PLEASE TRY TO FORGET WHATEVER JUST HAPPENED!!
Me: Oh I'll never forget it!
Aguri: *was recording the whole time*
Rikka: I-It's Okay Ira really! *moves his hair out of his face* Why did you have to dress up for me?
Ira: IT WAS ALL MAMON's FAULT!
Rikka: Ira I like you just the way you are! You don't need to change just for me!
Ira: Y-You don't think I'm ugly..?
Rikka: W-When did I say that you were ugly..!?!
Regina: What have you been telling him?
Mamon: I WAS TRYING TO HELP!
Ira: A-Awkwardness aside.. the dare was that I have to ask you out. So.. will you still go out with me..?
Rikka: that's not even a question! Aren't we married?
Ira: SO YOU WILL!??
Rikka: Of course!
Ira; *hugs her*
Everyone; Awwww
Me; And that concludes our chapter! I hope you all enjoyed!
Me: Bye everyone!
I hope you guys enjoyed those 4 chapters I posted!! I hope that it'll make up for the times I haven't updated.
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