Round: 78
Everyone: *talking and having a great time*
*distant rumbling*
Aguri: Whats That..?
Mana: JIKOCHUU!?!!
Ira: Bruh, we're RIGHT HERE and besides who's heart would we even take?
Rikka: Th-Thats not a Jikochuu...
*Music to Usher's song "DJ is falling in love again" starts playing (some of you may know where this is going)*
Voice: CREEPA...
Everyone: *realizes who this is and groans*
Aw man..
Me: *comes bursting in the room* SO WE BACK IN THE MINES GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE, SIDE SIDE TO SI- (Do any of you guys know this?)
Ira: No.. *gets on his knees all dramatic*
Me: HEY GUYS!!!
Ira: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Me: Bet y'all missed me!
Mamon: No-
Me: CAUSE I MISSED YOU ALL ~
Regina: You just missed torturing us!
Me: Hey! Gotta do what the fans want if you wanna get them satisfied!
Ira: HOW IS DOWNRIGHT MURDEROUS TORTURE SATISFYING!??
Me: You wanted to kill the Cures
Ira: AH- *thinks for a minute*
Me: There you go!
Me: Anyways, aside from me just bursting in here singing a CaptainSparklez parody because thanks to this kid in my class I can't get it out of my head, I believe it's time to start the dares! Cause there is A LOT OF THEM..!!
Me: Here we go!
Mana: Eh-
Bel: Oh yEeEeEeEeEssSssS !!!
Mana: WAIT-
Bel: *kicks her*
Mana: *tumbles straight into a random pool*
Me: Well that was easy
Mana: *gets out dripping wet* THAT WASNT VERY NICE!
Bel: The world isn't nice kid, deal with it
Me: next!
Rikka: Mana? A delinquent?
Mana: Whats a delinquent?
Mamon: This is gonna take a while..
*few hours later*
*At Rikka, Mana and Makoto's school*
Teacher: Aida-san hasn't been here FOREVER! Where is she!?
Student: I didn't see her..
Student 2: Me neither..
Teacher: Well whatever it is SHE's FAILING HIGH SCHOOL AND SHE's NOT GETTING HER DEGREE!
*door slams opens*
Mana *wearing a black hoodie and sunglasseses*: *walks in like she owns the place and puts a piece of gum in her mouth and chews it*
Teacher: M-MANA AIDA! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY DAYS OF SCHOOL THAT YOU MISSED!!??
Mana: *ignores and blows a bubble with her gum*
Teacher: WHERE IS YOUR UNIFORM- AND WHY ARE YOU CHEWING GUM IN SCHOOL-
Mana: *throws all the papers that were on the teachers desk at the teacher*
Teacher: M-MS AIDA-
Mana: *sticks the gum she was chewing under the desk*
Teacher: MANA AIDA-
(Meanwhile everyone else is watching from the back window)
Rikka: M-MANA! PICK UP THE GUM YOU JUST STUCK-
Alice: *covers Rikka's mouth* Rikka-chan! They'll hear you!
Rikka: *muffled* I dwnt cwrree!!! (I don't care!!!)
Bel: Never in my wildest dreams would I ever get to see that kid being a bad*ss
Ira: SHE's NOT EVEN BEING A BAD*SS! SHE JUST THREW PAPERS AT THE GUY AND LOOKED LIKE A PUNK!
Mamon: She's just being a brat
And then Mana dramatically did a hair flip and strutted our door whilst the teacher was screaming at her
Back in the lair...
Me: LETS GO MANA! THAT WAS EPIC!!
Mana: *crying* THAT WAS TERRIBLE!! I DID SO MANY MEAN THINGS TO TEACHER!
Me: That's the best part!
Rikka: Its Okay Mana, you night not get expelled
Mana: RIKKAAA!!! *cries*
Me: Alright! Next!
Rikka: Wait.. I HAVE TO GO TO THE SCHOOL NOW!!?!
Me: We shoulda just stayed there .. alright lets go!
Back at the school...
Teacher: Well.. Aida-sans unexpected behaviour aside, let us continue our lesson-
*door slams open once more*
Teacher: MANA IF THATS YOU-
*Rikka comes out wearing a crop top and short-lengthen tight shorts*
Rikka: *embarassed* U-Uh..
All the boys: *gasp*
Teacher: R-RIKKA.. WHA- YOU- THAT's BREAKING THE SCHOOL DRESS CODE!
Rikka: *looking dumb* O-Oh.. r-really..?
Teacher: Yes. Yes really! Go get some loaners in the P E office!
Rikka: S-Sure
Teacher: ALSO RIKKA! YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING SCHOOL FOR MONTHS! YOUR MARKS ARE DROPPING! DIDNT YOU WANT TO BE A DOCTOR MISS?!?
Rikka: See uh.. I've been kidnapped and I can't really stay long so.. I'll be going
Teacher: KIDNAPPED!? BY WHO-
Rikka: Okay bye! *leaves*
Teacher: RIKKA!!!
Boys: *thinking* Damn.. she looks hot..
(Meanwhile outside)
Ira: *blushing and covering his face and muttering* Damn she looked so hot..!!!!
Mamon: *hits his head*
Ira: OW- WHAT THE F-
*Mamon covers his mouth*
Rikka: *comes out* Welp.. there goes my medical degree..
Back at the lair..
Me: Next!
Alice: NO NO NEVER AND NO!
Me: Coffee's good!
Alice: ITS A DRUG!
Ira: YOUR A DRUG!
Everyone: ...
Mamon: It was a good try Ira
Alice: IM NOR DRINKING IT!
Me: *forces it down her throat*
Alice: *internally burning*
Me: Alright that's done
Regina: YOU ALMOST KILLED HER!
Ira: When does she NEVER try to kill us?
Me: NEXT!
Makoto: Well I'm up *takes mic*
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Me: Great! Next!
Regina: Ugh... *wears a banana costume*
Me: Kay Ira!
Ira: THIS IS THE FRICKEN THIRD TIME I CROSSDRESSED..!!!
Me: *throws him his clothes* Closets the third door on your right!
Ira: *grumbles* I hate my life...
Few mins later..
Ira: *comes out looking like a pink explosion*
Me: Beautiful
Other Jikochuu agents: *dying of laughter*
Ira: SHADDUP! ITS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH!!!
Rikka: Wow Ira.. you look
Ira: Oh please Rikka don't start
Rikka: *laughing*
Me: Okay! Next!
Mamon: Aight I'mma head out now so I can die... again..
*jumps off a random cliff*
Ira: THANK GOD SHE's FINALLY DEA-
Me: She can fly ya know?
Ira: Gosh Dangit..
Mamon: *comes flying up* Welp that was fun
Ira: GO JUMP OFF AGAIN!
Me: Alrighty! Last one!
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Everyone: ....
Me: Welp! That concludes today's set of dares! I hope you guys enjoyed!
Me: Thanks Iffy_kun for daring!
Me: See you guys next chapter!!!
Hey guys! It's been a while since I last updated (well I updated twice yesterday but still)
I just wanna say THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 17K! OH MY GOD! WOW!
I'm planning on posting a special chapter when I hit 20k so until then, I'm trying to get some old dares that I never posted done. So you might see some old dares that are being posted for the next few chapters
Thank you all again! You guys are the best!
Bye!
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