Round: 75
Me: AAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK!
Makoto: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I QUIT! IM LEAVING!!!
Bel: YEAH I SECOND THAT!!!
Ira: Wait...
Mamon: YOU CAN LEAVE!????!??
Everyone: WE CAN LEAVE!??!?!
Me: NO! You most absolutely CANNOT leave!
Everyone: Awww...
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND STAY PUT! YOU AINT GOING NOWHERE
Ira: I remember when she used to be so nice..
Me: *laughs and then immediately becomes serious* I'm never nice (Nah I'm just kidding, I'm just not nice to these people)
Me: And now! The dares!
Me: I actually haven't seen Endgame (DONT HURT ME! IM SORRY!) nor have I ever watched all the Marvel movies (AGAIN! IM SORRY!)
Me: Although, I'll probably watch it, someday... just... just not now. So yeah. I haven't watched it
Me: Okay! Now for the dress up part!
Me: Kay Mana! You're gonna be Captain Marvel! *gives her the clothes*
Mana: Alright! ...Whatever that is....
Me: Regina is gonna be Black Widow! *gives her the clothes*
Regina: Isn't That a-
Me: NO QUESTIONS
Me: Rikka's gonna be Scarlet Witch *gives her the clothes*
Me: Ira's gonna be Doctor Strange
Ira: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A WEIRDO IN A CAPE!
Me: I SAID NO QUESTIONS!
Ira: THIS IS A COMPLAINT!
Me: THEN NO COMPLAINTS! JUST TAKE THE CLOTHES! *gives him the clothes*
Me: Anyways, Alice is going to be Maria Hill *hands her the clothes*
Me: I'm not so sure how Makoto and Bel are gonna dress up while being cuffed..
Makoto: PLEASE JUST SPARE US!
Bel: WE'RE ALREADY TORTURED ENOUGH!
Me: Alright, but just this once
Me: Aguri is gonna be Shuri *gives her the clothes*
Me: And Mamon, is just gonna be some random person spectating who never ends up getting hurt while the fighting happens!
Mamon: Right..
*few mins later*
Regina: I feel uncomfortable...
Ira: YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE! *tries to tackle his cape while flying in the air*
Alice: This doesn't look too bad
Aguri: I feel like these clothes are too big for me..
Me: Yeah, cause you're TEN YEARS OLD
Ira: I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS SUPERHERO CAN FIGHT WHILE WEARING THIS THING!!
Rikka: I guess it's apart of their superhero contract to cope with whatever wardrobe malfunction they have
Mana: YAAAY! WE'RE SUPERHEROES!
Regina: We're just cosplaying Mana
Mana: I finally understand how people cosplay anime characters now!
Me: Weren't you guys ALREADY superheroes?
Cures: ....
Ira: NO!
Mamon: THEY WERE
Me: Well who told you guys to be the villains then?
Ira: THE FRICKEN CREATORS THATS WHO!
Regina: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UNFAIR THAT IS!?!?
Me: No, I don't. Also, I don't really care.
Bel: Totally unsympathetic
Me: Anyways! Let's move on to the next-
Ira: NO! IM TAKING THIS THING OFF!
Me: FINE! THEN EVERYONE GO CHANGE!
JEEZ!
Few mins later...
Me: Alright! Does anyone still have any complaints *shoots a look at Ira*
Ira: IM NOT EVEN-
Me: No? Okay good! Now we can move on *shoots another look at Ira*
Ira: *crosses his arms*
Ira: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
Me: Ahhh, the Pocky Game... classic!
Ira: WHY DO YOU SOUND AMUSED!!!?
Me: Why else?
Rikka: Oh come on Ira, we're supposedly married and besides, we've done... things.... in the past rounds haven't we?
Ira: I swear, this girl is up to no good *glares at me*
Me: What good would that do? And how can you be so sure?
Ira: *sarcastic* OH I DONT KNOW! LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THE PAST ROUNDS THAT WE'VE DONE! THIS GIRL IS CLEARLY INNOCENT!
Me: Well, Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. *hands Rikka a mango flavoured Pocky stick*
Ira: I don't even LIKE mango flavour!
Me: DIDNT I TELL YOU TO STOP COMPLAINING!
Ira: hmmph...
Rikka: Come on Ira, it cant be THAT bad!
Rikka: *puts the stick in her mouth*
Ira: *awkwardly puts his mouth on the other end*
Me: AGURI! GET THE CAMERA!
Aguri: *films the scene*
Mamon: Is this kid now the film girl?
Me: Well, I don't have a film crew and she was willing to do it, so I guess, yeah
Bel: We already established the fact that she's into cameras *remembers the hours she spent in the camera room looking intensely at the security cameras*
Rikka: *bites*
Ira: *bites*
Me: OOOOOHHH!!! ITS GETTING CLOOOOSEEEE!!!!!
Mana: AHHH!!! >w<
Regina: Mana, calm down. Please •_•
Mana: THIS ISNT THE TIME TO CALM DOWN REGINA!!!
Rikka and Ira: *eventually kiss*
Me: AHHH!!!
Mana: OMIGOD!!!!
Mamon: You two are acting as tho they HAVENT kissed before
Me: SHH! NO ONE ASKED YOU!!
Rikka: •\\\\•
Ira: -////-
Me: NOW THAT WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EMBARRASSED THEM, ONTO THE NEXT DARE!!!
Ira: GREAT! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED!
Me: Due to the factor of saving time, I have already prepared you're cage! You're welcome
Ira and Bel: *sarcastic* Thanks
Me: Alright now!
*Everyone goes into a room with two giant cages. One with so many fangirls/fanboys and one with even MORE fangirls and fanboys*
Alice: Why are there TWO cages?
Me: Ah See, here's the thing. Rira seems to have more fans than all of you put together, so we had to prepare them a separate cage
Ira: GREAT...
Me: It was that, or. Ira would just have a cage to himself, due to the fact that everyone seems to love him.
Ira: YA KNOW WHAT, I DONT KNOW WHICH OPTION WOULDVE BEEN BETTER
Rikka: At Least we're trapped together!
Me; yes... together...
Ira: this was we plan ALL ALONG! I KNEW IT!!! THIS KID ISNT INNOCENT!!!
Me: Alright everyone, into the cages you go!
*I push everyone in there cages*
Mamon: Shouldnt we be scared...?
Me: Have fuuuuun ~
Everyone: *starts screaming*
Ira's voice: HAVE YOU EVER PERSONAL SPACE!!!!
Alice's voice: NO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY TEA!
Random person: HOW's JADEN!?!?!!
Alice's voice: HOW SHOULD KNOW!?!?
Mana's voice: LETS BE FRIENDS EVERYONE!!
Regina's voice: MANA! DONT ENCOURAGE THEM!
Makoto's voice: THERES A TIME TO BE FRIENDS, AND A TIME NOT TO BE FRIENDS!!!
Regina's voice: AND THAT TIME, IS RIGHT NOW!
30 mins later..
Me: I wonder how things are goin-
*door brakes down and floods the room with fangirls*
Ira: I THINK THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE RUN FOR THREE HOURS RIGHT!?!?!?
Mamon: SO THIS IS WHAT THE DARER MEANT!!!
Rikka: THEY'RE TOO DESPERATE!
Mana: DO THEY WANNA BE FRIENDS THAT BADLY!?!?!!
And so, after running away from the fans for three hours, people started to clear out and everyone was safe to stop
Ira: I haven't felt so DISTURBED in my entire LIFE
Mamon: Who would've thought that people are THIS crazy!
Me: And now you know how it's like, at meet-and-greets, concerts, conventions and expos.
Me: Also Ira-
Ira: I know I know..
*Nebbie comes in*
Nebbie: ITS THAT TIME AGAIN FOLKS!!
Ira: Just release me of my misery, and beat me to a pulp why dontcha (I already wanna die anyways)
(PIKA_POWER_GIRL if your reading this then you'll know what I mean)
I'll spare you all with the details, but Ira didn't die, so he's still alive Pika
Ira: If only.... if onlyyyy...
Me: You're not dying any time soon, so just suck it up and be a MAN
Ira: IM FOURTEEN
Me: YOU'RE STILL TECHNICALLY A MAN AT FOURTEEN!
Me: And that's all the time we have here today folks! Thank you so much for the dares!
Me: Just a few more dares left everyone! Thank you all so much for your patience!
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