Round: 75

Me: AAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK!

Makoto: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I QUIT! IM LEAVING!!!

Bel: YEAH I SECOND THAT!!!

Ira: Wait...

Mamon: YOU CAN LEAVE!????!??

Everyone: WE CAN LEAVE!??!?!

Me: NO! You most absolutely CANNOT leave!

Everyone: Awww...

Me: JUST SHUT UP AND STAY PUT! YOU AINT GOING NOWHERE

Ira: I remember when she used to be so nice..

Me: *laughs and then immediately becomes serious* I'm never nice (Nah I'm just kidding, I'm just not nice to these people)

Me: And now! The dares!

Me: I actually haven't seen Endgame (DONT HURT ME! IM SORRY!) nor have I ever watched all the Marvel movies (AGAIN! IM SORRY!)

Me: Although, I'll probably watch it, someday... just... just not now. So yeah. I haven't watched it

Me: Okay! Now for the dress up part!

Me: Kay Mana! You're gonna be Captain Marvel! *gives her the clothes*

Mana: Alright! ...Whatever that is....

Me: Regina is gonna be Black Widow! *gives her the clothes*

Regina: Isn't That a-

Me: NO QUESTIONS

Me: Rikka's gonna be Scarlet Witch *gives her the clothes*

Me: Ira's gonna be Doctor Strange

Ira: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A WEIRDO IN A CAPE!

Me: I SAID NO QUESTIONS!

Ira: THIS IS A COMPLAINT!

Me: THEN NO COMPLAINTS! JUST TAKE THE CLOTHES! *gives him the clothes*

Me: Anyways, Alice is going to be Maria Hill *hands her the clothes*

Me: I'm not so sure how Makoto and Bel are gonna dress up while being cuffed..

Makoto: PLEASE JUST SPARE US!

Bel: WE'RE ALREADY TORTURED ENOUGH!

Me: Alright, but just this once

Me: Aguri is gonna be Shuri *gives her the clothes*

Me: And Mamon, is just gonna be some random person spectating who never ends up getting hurt while the fighting happens!

Mamon: Right..

*few mins later*

Regina: I feel uncomfortable...

Ira: YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE! *tries to tackle his cape while flying in the air*

Alice: This doesn't look too bad

Aguri: I feel like these clothes are too big for me..

Me: Yeah, cause you're TEN YEARS OLD

Ira: I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS SUPERHERO CAN FIGHT WHILE WEARING THIS THING!!

Rikka: I guess it's apart of their superhero contract to cope with whatever wardrobe malfunction they have

Mana: YAAAY! WE'RE SUPERHEROES!

Regina: We're just cosplaying Mana

Mana: I finally understand how people cosplay anime characters now!

Me: Weren't you guys ALREADY superheroes?

Cures: ....

Ira: NO!

Mamon: THEY WERE

Me: Well who told you guys to be the villains then?

Ira: THE FRICKEN CREATORS THATS WHO!

Regina: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UNFAIR THAT IS!?!?

Me: No, I don't. Also, I don't really care.

Bel: Totally unsympathetic

Me: Anyways! Let's move on to the next-

Ira: NO! IM TAKING THIS THING OFF!

Me: FINE! THEN EVERYONE GO CHANGE!
JEEZ!

Few mins later...

Me: Alright! Does anyone still have any complaints *shoots a look at Ira*

Ira: IM NOT EVEN-

Me: No? Okay good! Now we can move on *shoots another look at Ira*

Ira: *crosses his arms*

Ira: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!

Me: Ahhh, the Pocky Game... classic!

Ira: WHY DO YOU SOUND AMUSED!!!?

Me: Why else?

Rikka: Oh come on Ira, we're supposedly married and besides, we've done... things.... in the past rounds haven't we?

Ira: I swear, this girl is up to no good *glares at me*

Me: What good would that do? And how can you be so sure?

Ira: *sarcastic* OH I DONT KNOW! LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THE PAST ROUNDS THAT WE'VE DONE! THIS GIRL IS CLEARLY INNOCENT!

Me: Well, Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. *hands Rikka a mango flavoured Pocky stick*

Ira: I don't even LIKE mango flavour!

Me: DIDNT I TELL YOU TO STOP COMPLAINING!

Ira: hmmph...

Rikka: Come on Ira, it cant be THAT bad!

Rikka: *puts the stick in her mouth*

Ira: *awkwardly puts his mouth on the other end*

Me: AGURI! GET THE CAMERA!

Aguri: *films the scene*

Mamon: Is this kid now the film girl?

Me: Well, I don't have a film crew and she was willing to do it, so I guess, yeah

Bel: We already established the fact that she's into cameras *remembers the hours she spent in the camera room looking intensely at the security cameras*

Rikka: *bites*

Ira: *bites*

Me: OOOOOHHH!!! ITS GETTING CLOOOOSEEEE!!!!!

Mana: AHHH!!! >w<

Regina: Mana, calm down. Please •_•

Mana: THIS ISNT THE TIME TO CALM DOWN REGINA!!!

Rikka and Ira: *eventually kiss*

Me: AHHH!!!

Mana: OMIGOD!!!!

Mamon: You two are acting as tho they HAVENT kissed before

Me: SHH! NO ONE ASKED YOU!!

Rikka: •\\\\•

Ira: -////-

Me: NOW THAT WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EMBARRASSED THEM, ONTO THE NEXT DARE!!!

Ira: GREAT! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED!

Me: Due to the factor of saving time, I have already prepared you're cage! You're welcome

Ira and Bel: *sarcastic* Thanks

Me: Alright now!

*Everyone goes into a room with two giant cages. One with so many fangirls/fanboys and one with even MORE fangirls and fanboys*

Alice: Why are there TWO cages?

Me: Ah See, here's the thing. Rira seems to have more fans than all of you put together, so we had to prepare them a separate cage

Ira: GREAT...

Me: It was that, or. Ira would just have a cage to himself, due to the fact that everyone seems to love him.

Ira: YA KNOW WHAT, I DONT KNOW WHICH OPTION WOULDVE BEEN BETTER

Rikka: At Least we're trapped together!

Me; yes... together...

Ira: this was we plan ALL ALONG! I KNEW IT!!! THIS KID ISNT INNOCENT!!!

Me: Alright everyone, into the cages you go!

*I push everyone in there cages*

Mamon: Shouldnt we be scared...?

Me: Have fuuuuun ~

Everyone: *starts screaming*

Ira's voice: HAVE YOU EVER PERSONAL SPACE!!!!

Alice's voice: NO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY TEA!

Random person: HOW's JADEN!?!?!!

Alice's voice: HOW SHOULD KNOW!?!?

Mana's voice: LETS BE FRIENDS EVERYONE!!

Regina's voice: MANA! DONT ENCOURAGE THEM!

Makoto's voice: THERES A TIME TO BE FRIENDS, AND A TIME NOT TO BE FRIENDS!!!

Regina's voice: AND THAT TIME, IS RIGHT NOW!

30 mins later..

Me: I wonder how things are goin-

*door brakes down and floods the room with fangirls*

Ira: I THINK THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE RUN FOR THREE HOURS RIGHT!?!?!?

Mamon: SO THIS IS WHAT THE DARER MEANT!!!

Rikka: THEY'RE TOO DESPERATE!

Mana: DO THEY WANNA BE FRIENDS THAT BADLY!?!?!!

And so, after running away from the fans for three hours, people started to clear out and everyone was safe to stop

Ira: I haven't felt so DISTURBED in my entire LIFE

Mamon: Who would've thought that people are THIS crazy!

Me: And now you know how it's like, at meet-and-greets, concerts, conventions and expos.

Me: Also Ira-

Ira: I know I know..

*Nebbie comes in*

Nebbie: ITS THAT TIME AGAIN FOLKS!!

Ira: Just release me of my misery, and beat me to a pulp why dontcha (I already wanna die anyways)

(PIKA_POWER_GIRL if your reading this then you'll know what I mean)

I'll spare you all with the details, but Ira didn't die, so he's still alive Pika

Ira: If only.... if onlyyyy...

Me: You're not dying any time soon, so just suck it up and be a MAN

Ira: IM FOURTEEN

Me: YOU'RE STILL TECHNICALLY A MAN AT FOURTEEN!

Me: And that's all the time we have here today folks! Thank you so much for the dares!

Me: Just a few more dares left everyone! Thank you all so much for your patience!

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