Round: 35
Me: Welcome back everyone!
Everyone (except Bel): Hai!
Me: Lets start with the dares!!!
Mana and Regina: SO EXCITED!!!
Alice: *sips tea*
Aguri: *eating cakes*
Makoto: So what are they? *mutters* better not be about me and Bel...
Aguri and Regina: Joust?
Me: It's an act of combat between two warriors
Bel: *mutters* she probably got that from Wikipedia...
Serena: *appears and smacks Bel* YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU LITTLE *BEEEEEP*
Bel: argh..
Serena: *disappears*
Me: Anyways! Regina! Aguri!
*Aguri and Regina have knight clothing on*
Regina: How did I-
Aguri: COOL!! *waves around spear*
Me: FIGHT!!
*Regina and Aguri battle one another*
Time skip...
*Regina and Aguri are on the ground panting*
Alice: I believe that we should call it a draw
Me: yeah you're right... THE FIGHTS OVER!!!
Regina: Thank... god *pants*
Aguri: Hoo... *pants*
Me: Next dare!
Doki doki characters: Who?
Me: WELCOME MAXIMUM RIDE CHARACTERS!!!
*Maximum ride characters appear*
Me: now greet one another!!
Doki doki (except Bel): Hi
Maximum Ride: Hey!
Time skip...
*Maximum ride characters leave*
Mana: That was fun!
Me: Okay... NEXT DARE!!!
Mamon: Yay!
Ira: What-
Me: LETS GO IRA!!
Ira: BUT-
*Me and Ira appear on the streets*
Me: There's a car! *points at car* Now go! *pushes Ira*
Ira: Wh-What..!? *on the streets*
*car drives up to him*
Driver: Is something yeh matter son?
Ira: U-Uh...
Driver: Need a ride?
Ira: N-No sir.. I Uh..
Driver: You're looking pretty pale... is something wrong..?
Ira: U-Uh... *inhales* YOUR WHEELS ARE TURNING!!!
Driver: What?
Ira: *teleports back to lair*
Me: *facepalms* Baka! *teleports back to lair*
Back in the lair...
Me: IRA YOU BAKA!!!
Ira: IM SORRY!! I PANICKED!!
Me: Fine Fine, Rikka!
Rikka: Do I have to?
Me: YES!! *teleports her to a random driveway*
Rikka: *on the driveway* Oh boy...
Me: *appears* JUST DO IT!!
Rikka: Fiiine... *does the disco*
Random People: Uuuuhh...
Rikka: *thinks* this is so stupid...
Me: *munches on popcorn* Haha!
Rikka: *stops dancing* Happy?
Pika: *appears* Very!
Me: You should stick around
Pika: OK!!!
Back in the lair...
Bel: What's she doing here? *points at Pika*
Pika: Why can't I be here?
Bel: Ooh now you've done it.. *rolls up sleeves*
Pika: Hold it old man! You sure you can fight me? I'll have you know for a fact that I know the difference between young and old!
Me and Ira: OOOOHHH!!! BUUURN!!!!
Bel: I'll make you wish that you never said that! *charges at Pika*
Pika: And I'll make you wish that you were never BORN!! *charges at Bel with a sword*
*Pika and Bel fight one another*
Mana: Aren't you gonna do something?
Me: Meh! This is entertaining! *pulls out popcorn*
Pika: I WANT SOME!! *punches Bel in the stomach and runs towards me*
Bel: Oof.. *holds stomach and falls slowly on the floor*
Makoto: *flinches*
Me: Damn, Pika beat up your love Makoto
Makoto: THATS NOT WHY I FLINCHED!!!
Pika: Yeah Yeah suuuuure..!!!
Makoto: Ugh...
Bel: *gets up* Just continue with the dares... PLEASE!!
Me: Mkay! Mana! *hands phone*
Mana: Okay..
Pika: *hands Mana a big piece of gum* you're gonna need this
Mana: Why?
Me: Just eat it!
Mana: Okay.. *tosses gum in her mouth* you didn't poison this right?
Pika: Mehehhehe
Me: She didn't I made sure of that
Mana: *Smack Smack (sounds from the gum that she's chewing)* Mkay
Me: *dials number*
Pika: Who ya calling?
Me: I'll tell you later.. heheheheh
Pika: OOOHH!! Douchebag's a sneaky one!
Me: MEHEHEH!!!
Mamon: Weirdos
Pika: *hits Mamon* You were saying?
Random dude on the phone: Hello?
Mana: *flinches* U-Uh... H-Hi..!
Makoto: This dude sounds familiar...
Me: Heheh
Random dude on the phone: May I know who's speaking?
Mana: U-Uh...
Me: *whispers* speak in a flirty tone!
Mana: Mkay... *smack smack* heeeeyy...!!! (Girly laugh)
Random dude on the phone: Uh...
Mana: oh wooow..!! It's my lucky day! *smack smack* a dialled a hot guy's number..!! *girly laugh*
Makoto and Alice: WHAT-
Me: Heheheheh
Pika: Who is this dude?
Me: It's Nick Jonas!
Mana: *blinks* WHAAATTT!!??? *makoto covers her mouth*
Makoto: SHH!!! He's an awesome idol! You can't yell when you talk to him!
Mana: Oops! Hehehe *smack smack*
Nick Jonas: Hello?
Mana: *back in flirty tone* Oh sorry!! Hehehe
Nick Jonas: Who are you?
Mana: just your hot tub! Heheh
Makoto: OH LORD MANA!!!!
Me: HAHA!!
Nick Jonas: Uh...
Mana: sorry my little dream boat! Didn't mean to embarrass you! Heheh
Alice: M-Mana-Chan!
Pika: HAHAHA!!! COMEDY GOLD!!!
Me: Seduce him! Do it Mana!
Mana: Over the phone!??!
Nick Jonas: Look I don't know what prank you're trying to pull, but I have had about enough of-
Mana: But gumdrop! It's me!!! You're blazing sun!
Pika: *laughing uncontrollably*
Me: HAHA!!
Mana: we should go to the beach sometime!! You'll get the chance to see all the sugar there, honey bear! *smack smack*
Bel: OH LORD!! WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH HER!!??
Nick Jonas: I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!! *hangs up*
Mana: Aww... that was kinda getting fun!
Pika: Ahhh... That was a gooood laugh!
Me: We will continue the rest of Pika's Dares next chapter!!!
Pika: BYE PEEPS!!!
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