Round: 35

Me: Welcome back everyone!

Everyone (except Bel): Hai!

Me: Lets start with the dares!!!

Mana and Regina: SO EXCITED!!!

Alice: *sips tea*

Aguri: *eating cakes*

Makoto: So what are they? *mutters* better not be about me and Bel...

Aguri and Regina: Joust?

Me: It's an act of combat between two warriors

Bel: *mutters* she probably got that from Wikipedia...

Serena: *appears and smacks Bel* YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU LITTLE *BEEEEEP*

Bel: argh..

Serena: *disappears*

Me: Anyways! Regina! Aguri!

*Aguri and Regina have knight clothing on*

Regina: How did I-

Aguri: COOL!! *waves around spear*

Me: FIGHT!!

*Regina and Aguri battle one another*

Time skip...

*Regina and Aguri are on the ground panting*

Alice: I believe that we should call it a draw

Me: yeah you're right... THE FIGHTS OVER!!!

Regina: Thank... god *pants*

Aguri: Hoo... *pants*

Me: Next dare!

Doki doki characters: Who?

Me: WELCOME MAXIMUM RIDE CHARACTERS!!!

*Maximum ride characters appear*

Me: now greet one another!!

Doki doki (except Bel): Hi

Maximum Ride: Hey!

Time skip...

*Maximum ride characters leave*

Mana: That was fun!

Me: Okay... NEXT DARE!!!

Mamon: Yay!

Ira: What-

Me: LETS GO IRA!!

Ira: BUT-

*Me and Ira appear on the streets*

Me: There's a car! *points at car* Now go! *pushes Ira*

Ira: Wh-What..!? *on the streets*

*car drives up to him*

Driver: Is something yeh matter son?

Ira: U-Uh...

Driver: Need a ride?

Ira: N-No sir.. I Uh..

Driver: You're looking pretty pale... is something wrong..?

Ira: U-Uh... *inhales* YOUR WHEELS ARE TURNING!!!

Driver: What?

Ira: *teleports back to lair*

Me: *facepalms* Baka! *teleports back to lair*

Back in the lair...

Me: IRA YOU BAKA!!!

Ira: IM SORRY!! I PANICKED!!

Me: Fine Fine, Rikka!

Rikka: Do I have to?

Me: YES!! *teleports her to a random driveway*

Rikka: *on the driveway* Oh boy...

Me: *appears* JUST DO IT!!

Rikka: Fiiine... *does the disco*

Random People: Uuuuhh...

Rikka: *thinks* this is so stupid...

Me: *munches on popcorn* Haha!

Rikka: *stops dancing* Happy?

Pika: *appears* Very!

Me: You should stick around

Pika: OK!!!

Back in the lair...

Bel: What's she doing here? *points at Pika*

Pika: Why can't I be here?

Bel: Ooh now you've done it.. *rolls up sleeves*

Pika: Hold it old man! You sure you can fight me? I'll have you know for a fact that I know the difference between young and old!

Me and Ira: OOOOHHH!!! BUUURN!!!!

Bel: I'll make you wish that you never said that! *charges at Pika*

Pika: And I'll make you wish that you were never BORN!! *charges at Bel with a sword*

*Pika and Bel fight one another*

Mana: Aren't you gonna do something?

Me: Meh! This is entertaining! *pulls out popcorn*

Pika: I WANT SOME!! *punches Bel in the stomach and runs towards me*

Bel: Oof.. *holds stomach and falls slowly on the floor*

Makoto: *flinches*

Me: Damn, Pika beat up your love Makoto

Makoto: THATS NOT WHY I FLINCHED!!!

Pika: Yeah Yeah suuuuure..!!!

Makoto: Ugh...

Bel: *gets up* Just continue with the dares... PLEASE!!

Me: Mkay! Mana! *hands phone*

Mana: Okay..

Pika: *hands Mana a big piece of gum* you're gonna need this

Mana: Why?

Me: Just eat it!

Mana: Okay.. *tosses gum in her mouth* you didn't poison this right?

Pika: Mehehhehe

Me: She didn't I made sure of that

Mana: *Smack Smack (sounds from the gum that she's chewing)* Mkay

Me: *dials number*

Pika: Who ya calling?

Me: I'll tell you later.. heheheheh

Pika: OOOHH!! Douchebag's a sneaky one!

Me: MEHEHEH!!!

Mamon: Weirdos

Pika: *hits Mamon* You were saying?

Random dude on the phone: Hello?

Mana: *flinches* U-Uh... H-Hi..!

Makoto: This dude sounds familiar...

Me: Heheh

Random dude on the phone: May I know who's speaking?

Mana: U-Uh...

Me: *whispers* speak in a flirty tone!

Mana: Mkay... *smack smack* heeeeyy...!!! (Girly laugh)

Random dude on the phone: Uh...

Mana: oh wooow..!! It's my lucky day! *smack smack* a dialled a hot guy's number..!! *girly laugh*

Makoto and Alice: WHAT-

Me: Heheheheh

Pika: Who is this dude?

Me: It's Nick Jonas!

Mana: *blinks* WHAAATTT!!??? *makoto covers her mouth*

Makoto: SHH!!! He's an awesome idol! You can't yell when you talk to him!

Mana: Oops! Hehehe *smack smack*

Nick Jonas: Hello?

Mana: *back in flirty tone* Oh sorry!! Hehehe

Nick Jonas: Who are you?

Mana: just your hot tub! Heheh

Makoto: OH LORD MANA!!!!

Me: HAHA!!

Nick Jonas: Uh...

Mana: sorry my little dream boat! Didn't mean to embarrass you! Heheh

Alice: M-Mana-Chan!

Pika: HAHAHA!!! COMEDY GOLD!!!

Me: Seduce him! Do it Mana!

Mana: Over the phone!??!

Nick Jonas: Look I don't know what prank you're trying to pull, but I have had about enough of-

Mana: But gumdrop! It's me!!! You're blazing sun!

Pika: *laughing uncontrollably*

Me: HAHA!!

Mana: we should go to the beach sometime!! You'll get the chance to see all the sugar there, honey bear! *smack smack*

Bel: OH LORD!! WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH HER!!??

Nick Jonas: I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!! *hangs up*

Mana: Aww... that was kinda getting fun!

Pika: Ahhh... That was a gooood laugh!

Me: We will continue the rest of Pika's Dares next chapter!!!

Pika: BYE PEEPS!!!

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