Requested by You're hanging out with your lover, and a serial killer is going to attack you, will you save yourself and let your lover die, but your life will be miserable, or save your lover but you die...just curious

Ayato: Well I'll let my lover die and save myself

Laito: Oh wow

Kanato: Rest In Peace

Ayato: You guys would do the same

Subaru: Mhm

Reiji: Who knows

Laito: Your life would be miserable

Ayato: So would hers. Besides I rather keep this handsome body untouched

Everyone: *rolls their eyes*

Ayato: I'm serious

Kanato: Yeah okay

Ayato: Anyways *hands Subaru a piece of paper* say that

Subaru: *looks at it* hell no

Ayato: You have to

Subaru: No

Kanato: Please Subaru

Subaru: No

Laito: Subaru~

Subaru: No

The Triplets: Please Subaru we'll pay you back~

Subaru: *growls* fine

Ayato: YAY

Subaru: *grumbles* well that was the end. Now tell me friends. Comment down. To what's now? That doesn't even make since

Ayato: Continue

Subaru: Ask or Dare Diabolik Lovers and tell Subaru he's a cute baby brother....FUCK OFF