Amber: So as you can tell...I have given birth to another ask or dare book. So many...ask or dare books to take care of. Should I make a seperate account for my ask or dare books? No. Because that's dumb. And no one will read them anymore. Even if I tell them too. I'm the author, Amber Celeste Linea, you could call me AC or just plain old Amber. Everyone else introduce yourselves!-

Jared: You know what? I'm gonna do everyone a favor and do the job myself!

Evan: N-No. That really isn't necessary-

Jared: Too late! I'm The Insanely Cool Jared Klienman! I'm the only one that can eat bathbombs. I love the cronch. And I am just pretty funny and amazing in general.

Connor: Suuuure, all hail King Jared.

Jared:...That's Connor Murphy. He's rude, sarcastic, but everyone knows he isn't a violent person. On the inside he's just smol adowable wittle baby!

Connor: I am going to fucking Kill you.

Jared: I am invincible compared to your power.

Evan: U-Uhm, let's maybe not argue right now?

Jared: That's Mark Evan Hansen. Everyone say 'Oh hi, Mark!'. But everyone just calls him by his middle name, Evan. He's sweet shy, is known for freaking oiut a lot. He has a lot of panic attacks! And when I say a lot I mean-

Evan: OKAY WE GET IT!-....

All:.......

Evan:...l-let's move on...

Jared:...Okay...Alana Beck! My right hand man-

Alana: Woman. I prefer, woman. Yes, the term is right hand man, and yes I am one of your best friends. But it's 2018. We should already have established gender roles. There are more than just two genders and I support those who do not wish to be male nor female. But for me I prefer to be a female because that's the way I feel and-

Jared: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!...right hand woman. She's also a overachiever. Way too obsessed with getting into a good college. And can be a real smartass sometimes.

Alana: Rude. But true.

Zoe: Very true.

Jared: Oh! And that is the beautiful Zoe Murphy, relative of Connor who you just met ealier. Zoe plays guitar in Jazz band. And Evan watches her like a hawk~

Evan: I DO NOT!

Jared: Mmmmhhmmm~ Anyway, Zoe is a smart individual, but she can be a real asshole sometimes, especially towards her brother. And other people. So be careful when you piss her off.

Zoe: I am not an asshole!

Cynthia: Zoe isn't like that.

Jared:....parents are here?

Amber: Mhm! The parents, Heidi, Cynthia and Larry.

Jared:......uuuuuuuhhhhhhh...

Amber: Don't worry, they're only here for the introduction. And won't be here unless needed.

Jared: Whew! Good. This is Larry and Cynthia Murphy! A very strong couple! Who managed two raised two very stubborn children.

Larry: Oh they're way more than stubborn.

Connor: -._-.

Zoe: Dad.

Cynthia: Larry!

Larry: I'm not taking back what I said.

Cynthia:.... -._-.

Jared: And we also have Heidi! Sadly, her husband left her a long time ago, But Heidi is a strong woman! She don't need no mans to raise a child! She can do it on her own!

Heidi:...Thanks, Jared. *eye roll*

Jared: No problemo, Heidi!

Amber: Well I think that's everyone. See ya, later. Thanks for reading. Send in some ask or dares! Bye Bye Fwends!