Cell

Neo: *stared at cell*

Nitsua: *was sitting on his head* your crown is my throne.

Cell: is it now?

Bardock: cute. If Nitsua was single I'd say kiss.

Cell: I will also you.

Bardock: I'll hit you so hard you'll sh** another Cell Jr.

Yang: boys. Calm down. Its new years. Let not kill each other.

Igginus: yeah. Besides, neo is still thinking of what she thinks about you.

Cell: she is? Is that why she's staring? I though I had something on my face...Nits could you spread you legs?

Everyone: *holds mouths trying not to laugh*

Cell: so I can see! Hell. Now then. Ice cream girl, anything?

Neo: *I think you're cool,though you canal me a butt and too serious. But the way you care about Nitsua is sweet. I bet there's a universe where you two are together ❤. But here, you're the closest thing to a father to her. You might as well adopt her. And for a bug, you're kind of handsome.*

Cell: *clears throat* oh. Well then would you like to be the last girl I'm with this year?

Neo: nope.

Cell: ouch.

Neo: *I said you were handsome but I wouldn't f*** you even a little*

Bardock: damn.

Neo: *same for you scar. Though I might just once, I'd rather f*** Igginus and yang till next year. Nitsua can join.*

Bardock: I'm pretty sure my ancestors felt that one.

Cell: you bet they did.

Nitsua: no thanks neo. I gotta go anyway. Gotta go "love" my special somebody.

Bardock: I bet its Son Gohan

Cell: I bet its Majin Chara

Bardock: Z1,000 bet?

Cell: you bet.

Bardock: where'd everyone go?

Cell: Neo dragged Blondie and fireboy to the next room.

Bardock: *pulls out some cush*

Cell: is that?

Bardock: cush. But godly.

Cell: well I know what our resolution is.

Both: GOING UP IN SMOKE!

Me: and so they smoked till they got so high they passed out, Nitsua pleased her.....mate, and Neo had her first Threesome with yang and Igginus.

HAPPY NEW YEARS
GOOD BYE 2018
HELLO TO 2019