-Is clad in apron and chef's hat- ...Do I honestly have to wear this, Pinkamena?

Pinkamena: YEP!

-Sighs- Well, let's get this over with. What's the first step?

Pinkamena: Give them a cupcake with sleepy drugs in them! Then bring them into the basement and strap them onto a metal table!

Already done. -Lifts a blanket off of a sleeping man, strapped down to a metal table.- Next?

Pinkamena: Now we wait until he wakes up!

...Must we? It's going to be an awful lot of time...

Pinkamena - Not if I do this! - grabs a syringe and stabs it into the man, and the man instantly wakes up - oh, good you're awake! Its not nice to fall asleep at a friend's house. What I do is come to your house and fall asleep. And when I wake up is say, "I'm sorry, your just sooooo boring!"

......Okay then......What do we do next, now that our friend is awake?

Pinkamena - We get to have some fun! -she grabs a knife and slowly cuts the mans nose off. She sighs with joy as the man screamed -

This is going to be most enjoyable! Well, for us anyways. -Chuckles-

~~~Le time skip~~~

And there we have it! The most wonderful cupcakes in all of the world, both hers and mine! Leave a question or a dare down below, and I'll get to them in the next chapter. If you'd like, Pinkamena can join us some other time. Farewell!