Thanks again to @PhoenixLightning for helping come up with the important ideas I need for this chapter. I honestly could not find inspiration and that really helped. Thank you.

Bill POV
After Pinetree said yes to going on a date with me, I had no idea what to do. I don't understand human behaviour, I don't recognize emotions well, I don't know what's acceptable in this dimension, the list goes on. So I went to Nyx. She told me about an 'average first date' which would be dinner at a fancy restaurant, with wine and stuff, then maybe a walk down main street and then go home. Sounded kind of boring, but it's probably what Pinetree is expecting.

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"Wow, this... Isn't what I was expecting." My date says as we pull up to the restaurant in our carriage.

"W-what? What do you mean!" I exclaim, starting to worry. "I thought this was the standard first date?!"  

"It is." He laughs lightly "that's why I'm surprised. You're weird and confused about human stuff, so I thought we'd be doing something stupidly weird and confusing." He smiles up at me, something I can't quite understand glinting across his eyes.

"I thought you wanted a date, this is what you wanted right?" I say nervously, sweat building up on my forehead.

"Bill, a date is when two people go out and have a good time together. It doesn't matter what we do, as long as it's with you." He explains, put my hands in his. "I wanted to date you Bill. I wanted to do something you like. Just be yourself."

I nod and pull him back in the carriage, snapping my fingers so a portal opens up to a different dimension.

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Dipper POV
We ended up going to an undiscovered, ancient tomb. We cleared it up and, with a snap of Bill's fingers, it turned into a bowling alley.

"Technically this messes with a time line," Bill had said "so if Time baby shows up we'll have to book it outta here."

We drank old fashioned milkshakes, chatted, and bowled. Until eventually, time baby showed up and we jumped through a portal. Running through dimensions and hopping through portals until we lost the time guards.

"I can't believe we did that!" Bill laughs as we make our way into the house.

"They were so mad!" I add, laughing with him.

We make our way to my room and close the door, everyone else is asleep.

"Well, I'm glad we didn't go for that stupid dinner." Bill sighs as he sits on the end of my bed.

"Yeah, we had way more fun." I say, walking to my dresser and taking off the cat ears.

"You just had to tease me with those didn't you?" He chuckles.

"Yup, and I'm gonna keep teasing you with this collar."

"You're so hot~" he practically moans.

"Calm down, Bill." I say sternly.

"You're right, I'll just go." He sighs and gets up, rushing to the door. I grab his arm as he reaches for the doorknob. He turns around confused and I push him against the door.

"I never said to leave~" I whisper in his ear before connecting our lips.

We make out for a while, then take turns kissing each other's necks while we catch our breath. Then we begin at the lips again. As we move and sway, Bill reaches up and starts to unbutton my shirt. I pull away quickly as I realize what he's doing.

"Not... Yet..." I pant, laying down on the bed and pulling him with me. He seems to understand and we cuddle for the rest of the night; falling asleep in each other's arms.

Wasn't very long but I hope you liked it!!