Psycho: Hey Uraraka

Uraraka: yeah

Psycho: I want one of those shirts that say "I pooped today"

Uraraka: why just why

Psycho: so people can add that to the list of things wrong with psycho

Momo: hey why do I keep finding these random subscriptions in the mail

Psycho: oh I apply to the most randomest subscriptions for the hell of it

Momo: so is this playboy magazine yours

Psycho: noooooooooooooo ok maybe

Mineta: I'll take that thank you *grabs magazine and runs*

Psycho: I BETTER NOT FIND PAGES TORN OUT OR SOILED OR I WILL HURT YOU

Uraraka : *rummages threw mail* oh we also got dares

Psycho: REALLY WELL READ IT

Uraraka:

Psycho: so gay I like

Momo: I don't think there going to like this

Psycho: Momo honey I love the shit out of you but stfu

Momo: -_-

Psycho: NOW LETS GO FIND THEM

-oomph-

Psycho: now where one where can they be

Uraraka: probably hiding from you

Psycho: now why would you say that

Momo: you don't want us to answer that

Kirishima: hey guys whatcha talking about

Psycho: oh Kirishima I'm so glad to see that stupid beautiful face of yours

Kirishima: should I take that as a complete

Momo: I'd take what I can get

Psycho: anyways ahem we should get back to the dare

Kirishima: wait is that why you wanted me

Uraraka: i mean Kirishima you should have guessed

Psycho: ok Momo show the man the dare

Momo: *pulls out paper and shows Kirishima*

Kirishima: I-I can't do that

Psycho: sure you can just go up from behind him and kiss the back of his neck if he starts yelling then tell him it was a dare he will have to let you do it to him cause the daring gods dared you to do it

Terasaka (in an alternate dimension): PSYCHO STFU NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DARING GODS BULLSHIT

Psycho: terasaka I swear to anime Jesus if you don't stop breaking the dimensional bearer between these worlds I will not hesitate to kill you right on the spot

Momo: oh so this is the dimensional bearer you were talking about

Psycho: shush no one else knows about this besides me, you and three idiots from that dimension

Karma (in an alternate dimension): hey that's not very nice psycho

Fuwa (in an alternate dimension): how am I an idiot if I figured this all out on my own and first if I do say so myself

Terasaka (in an alternate dimension): I HEARD THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH

Psycho: WILL YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

Kirishima: *looks at Uraraka* do you know what there talking about

Uraraka: no clue

Psycho: I'm so sorry you guys had to see that now let's got on with the dares Kirishima you know what to do

Kirishima: right yeah let's go?

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Psycho: I FOUND HIM HE'S ON THE COUCH

Bakugo: what the fuck do you want furry

Psycho: oh it's not me who wants something

Bakugo: then why the fuck are you here and what are floaty, stupid hair and boobs doing here

Momo: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME

Bakugo: you heard me

Uraraka: eh my nickname could be worse

Bakugo: you want me the call you something worse bitch

Uraraka: no I'm fine sir

Psycho: STOP SIDE TRACKING AND DO THE DARE *pushes Kirishima*

Kirishima: ah ok ok god *gets on top of bakugo's lap and starts kissing him*

Uraraka: *takes a pic* hehehe

Bakugo: Ò////Ó *explosion* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN

Kirishima: I-it was a d-dare

Bakugo: LIKE I GIVE A SHIT AND YOU *points at Uraraka* DELETE THAT NOW

Uraraka: uh uh no *runs away*

Bakugo: GET BACK HERE FLOATY *runs after her*

Momo: that was something

Psycho: indeed

Kirishima: I-I really k-kissed him

Psycho: yes you did my boy now let's end it her before something bad happens

Momo: if you liked this chapter the vote for it and leave a dare or a question even

Psycho: BYE BITCHES

Kirishima: I really kissed him