What just happend

Psycho: "This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll never stop singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends"

Okano: but you just ended it

Psycho: NO ONE LIKES A SMART ASS OKANO

Meg: psycho

Psycho: dares?

Meg: yes

Okano: how did you know that

Psycho: routine

Okano: what do you mean

Psycho: I annoy you then you get mad we talk a little then meg comes with dares and/or questions but mostly dares and that's what happens

Okano: oh ok

Psycho: yeah that's how it rolls her now go get the others okano

Okano: okay? *walks away*

Psycho: Megan the dares

Meg: psycho wait for everyone

Psycho: fine

-time skip brought to you by my auto correct now corrects time skip to time skip brought to you by-

Psycho: wasssup

Sugaya: more dares

Psycho: what...do...you...think

Sugaya: *sigh* more dares

Psycho: good boy *pets sugaya's head* want a cookie

Sugaya: *sigh* fine *takes cookie*

Psycho: ok Megan dares

Meg: psycho stop calling me Megan my name is meg and here are the dares

Psycho: oh hohoho this going to be grrrreat

Kayano: I don't like where this is going

Nagisa: um psycho what's a fetish

Psycho: oh my innocent lil blueberry you don't need to know what that is

Karma: it's basically-

Psycho: DON'T RUIN HIS INNOCENCE KARMA

Karma: awww but it's fun

Psycho: ok ahem the dares

Hayami: w-what do you mean

Psycho: like was he good in bed, how big is he, if his pull out game weak or strong

Chiba: I don't like these questions

Psycho: you don't have to like them all you have to do is answer them

Hayami: f-fine h-he's pretty good in bed

Psycho: interesting interesting ok Chiba
Now you how's hayami in bed

Chiba: s-she great in b-bed

Psycho: interesting hayami

Hayami: he has a pretty decent size

Psycho: like how big are we talking he's 15 so I don't really think it's that huge but what do I know I'm only 14 I shouldn't even know half the shit I know

Hayami: a-about 6 or 7 inch's

Psycho: hold on let me get a ruler to see how big that is * grabs a ruler* damn you never know how big inches are until you look at a ruler

Chiba: H-HAYAMI

Hayami: what it was good

Everyone: *looks at Chiba crotch*

Chiba: stop staring *blushes*

Psycho: ok Chiba how about hayami

Chiba: hayami doesn't have a dick

Psycho: *face palms* I mean boob size

Chiba: oh um a B or C cup I guess

Hayami: I mean you aren't wrong -/////-

Psycho: ok last one hayami you and Chiba didn't us a condom is that right

Hayami: yeah but-

Psycho: *shakes head* oof I'm disappointed did you know teenage pregnancy hits girls at the ages 15-17 the hardest

Yada: I mean she has been acting strange

Hara: and she's gain a little weight

Hayami: YOU SHOULDN'T BE THE ONE TALKING HARA

Hara: be quite

Okuda: she also has weird eating habits

Kanzaki: and you also have been vomiting a lot lately

Fuwa: hayami are you...

Kayano: PREGNANT

Hayami: WHAT NO I SWEAR GUYS

Chiba: hayami why didn't you tell me

Hayami: CAUSE I'M NOT

Psycho: how do you know did you take a pregnancy test

Hayami: yes it said it was negative

Everyone: ...

Psycho: hayami how many lines did it have

Hayami: 2 why

Psycho: *face palms* hayami 2 means positive

Hayami: what

Meg: ok this chapter took a turn for the worst

Hayami: I'm sorry psycho what was that it sounded like you said 2 lines are positive

Karma: hahahahaha oh this is great hey Chiba how do you feel about all of this

Chiba: I-I going to be a D-DAD *faints*

Karma: hahahahahahaha

Hayami: THIS IS NOT FUNNY

Psycho: don't worry hayami we'll all get through this

Hayami: YOUR NOT THAT ONE WHOS PREGNANT

Fuwa: wow I'd at lest thought that we'd make it to chapter 25 before this happened

Nakamura: I mean at least we know that Chiba has a weak pull out game

Hayami: THAT IS NOT HELPING

Psycho: *hugs hayami* it's ok but you guys do know we still have more dares

Hayami: I don't even want to do any dares right now

Psycho: fine you can sit out but on question are you going to keep it I mean Chiba fainted on the floor plus you both are just 15

Hayami: I don't know *starts crying*

Girls: *hugs hayami*

Psycho: hey guys we still need to do the dares

Yada: shush don't you see hayami is crying

Psycho: yeah but if she didn't want kids she shouldn't have had sex

Okano: you where the one telling her to do it

Psycho: hey don't blame if you want to blame someone blame AkioKohaku for daring them

Okano: really psycho

Psycho: yes now on with the dare

Maehara: is that a really good question to ask after what just happened

Psycho: please don't tell me okano's pregnant too

Okano: no I was on pills plus we used a condom

Maehara: I always keep one on me just in case

Psycho: still I don't want another one of that *points at hayami and chiba*

Kurahashi: what are Koro-Sensei and Mr. karasuma going to say about this

Karasuma: say about what

Koro-Sensei: Oooo~ is it a suppress party

Psycho: um noooooo

Karma: hayami's pregnant with Chiba's baby

Everyone: KARMA

Karma: what =p

Karasuma: what

Psycho: um yeah

Koro-Sensei: is this some sort of sick cruel joke

Hayami: I wish

Karasuma: Psycho...what...did...you...do

Psycho: n-nothing I swear

Chiba: w-what happened

Nagisa: you fainted when you heard that hayami was pregnant with you kid

Chiba: oh that makes sense-WAIT WHAT

Karasuma: Chiba what is the meaning of this

Chiba: I don't even know myself sir

Koro-Sensei: let's go mr. karasuma I think that kids should talk about this by themselves

Karasuma: are you even getting a grasp at the situation at hand ONE OF THE KIDS IS PREGNANT

Koro-Sensei: I know but we don't really have a say in this is between Chiba and hayami all I hope is that they make that right disunion

Karasuma: fine let's go *walks away with Koro-Sensei*

Terasaka: you two heard the octopus its ether you keep it or you get rid of it

Hayami: it's a baby not an it

Chiba: hayami I-I don't want to get rid of the baby

Hayami: m-me nether

Psycho: ok problem solved you two keep the baby now can we go on with the dares

Meg: PSYCHO

Psycho: MEGAN I WANT TO FINISH THE DARES CAUSE IF I DON'T THE DARING GODS WON'T BE PLEASED

Sugino: WHO THE HELL ARE THE DARING GODS

Psycho: YOUR MOM

Sugino: STOP BRINGING MY MOTHER INTO THIS

Meg: *sigh* we are ending it her if you like it or not

Psycho: humph *cross arms and pouts* thanks a lot hayami and chiba

Okano: if you liked the chapter don't for get to leave dares and questions

Hazama: and vote to cause psycho really needs them

Everyone but psycho: bye

Psycho: WE ARE CONTINUING THE DARES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

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