What just happend
Psycho: "This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll never stop singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends"
Okano: but you just ended it
Psycho: NO ONE LIKES A SMART ASS OKANO
Meg: psycho
Psycho: dares?
Meg: yes
Okano: how did you know that
Psycho: routine
Okano: what do you mean
Psycho: I annoy you then you get mad we talk a little then meg comes with dares and/or questions but mostly dares and that's what happens
Okano: oh ok
Psycho: yeah that's how it rolls her now go get the others okano
Okano: okay? *walks away*
Psycho: Megan the dares
Meg: psycho wait for everyone
Psycho: fine
-time skip brought to you by my auto correct now corrects time skip to time skip brought to you by-
Psycho: wasssup
Sugaya: more dares
Psycho: what...do...you...think
Sugaya: *sigh* more dares
Psycho: good boy *pets sugaya's head* want a cookie
Sugaya: *sigh* fine *takes cookie*
Psycho: ok Megan dares
Meg: psycho stop calling me Megan my name is meg and here are the dares
Psycho: oh hohoho this going to be grrrreat
Kayano: I don't like where this is going
Nagisa: um psycho what's a fetish
Psycho: oh my innocent lil blueberry you don't need to know what that is
Karma: it's basically-
Psycho: DON'T RUIN HIS INNOCENCE KARMA
Karma: awww but it's fun
Psycho: ok ahem the dares
Hayami: w-what do you mean
Psycho: like was he good in bed, how big is he, if his pull out game weak or strong
Chiba: I don't like these questions
Psycho: you don't have to like them all you have to do is answer them
Hayami: f-fine h-he's pretty good in bed
Psycho: interesting interesting ok Chiba
Now you how's hayami in bed
Chiba: s-she great in b-bed
Psycho: interesting hayami
Hayami: he has a pretty decent size
Psycho: like how big are we talking he's 15 so I don't really think it's that huge but what do I know I'm only 14 I shouldn't even know half the shit I know
Hayami: a-about 6 or 7 inch's
Psycho: hold on let me get a ruler to see how big that is * grabs a ruler* damn you never know how big inches are until you look at a ruler
Chiba: H-HAYAMI
Hayami: what it was good
Everyone: *looks at Chiba crotch*
Chiba: stop staring *blushes*
Psycho: ok Chiba how about hayami
Chiba: hayami doesn't have a dick
Psycho: *face palms* I mean boob size
Chiba: oh um a B or C cup I guess
Hayami: I mean you aren't wrong -/////-
Psycho: ok last one hayami you and Chiba didn't us a condom is that right
Hayami: yeah but-
Psycho: *shakes head* oof I'm disappointed did you know teenage pregnancy hits girls at the ages 15-17 the hardest
Yada: I mean she has been acting strange
Hara: and she's gain a little weight
Hayami: YOU SHOULDN'T BE THE ONE TALKING HARA
Hara: be quite
Okuda: she also has weird eating habits
Kanzaki: and you also have been vomiting a lot lately
Fuwa: hayami are you...
Kayano: PREGNANT
Hayami: WHAT NO I SWEAR GUYS
Chiba: hayami why didn't you tell me
Hayami: CAUSE I'M NOT
Psycho: how do you know did you take a pregnancy test
Hayami: yes it said it was negative
Everyone: ...
Psycho: hayami how many lines did it have
Hayami: 2 why
Psycho: *face palms* hayami 2 means positive
Hayami: what
Meg: ok this chapter took a turn for the worst
Hayami: I'm sorry psycho what was that it sounded like you said 2 lines are positive
Karma: hahahahaha oh this is great hey Chiba how do you feel about all of this
Chiba: I-I going to be a D-DAD *faints*
Karma: hahahahahahaha
Hayami: THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Psycho: don't worry hayami we'll all get through this
Hayami: YOUR NOT THAT ONE WHOS PREGNANT
Fuwa: wow I'd at lest thought that we'd make it to chapter 25 before this happened
Nakamura: I mean at least we know that Chiba has a weak pull out game
Hayami: THAT IS NOT HELPING
Psycho: *hugs hayami* it's ok but you guys do know we still have more dares
Hayami: I don't even want to do any dares right now
Psycho: fine you can sit out but on question are you going to keep it I mean Chiba fainted on the floor plus you both are just 15
Hayami: I don't know *starts crying*
Girls: *hugs hayami*
Psycho: hey guys we still need to do the dares
Yada: shush don't you see hayami is crying
Psycho: yeah but if she didn't want kids she shouldn't have had sex
Okano: you where the one telling her to do it
Psycho: hey don't blame if you want to blame someone blame AkioKohaku for daring them
Okano: really psycho
Psycho: yes now on with the dare
Maehara: is that a really good question to ask after what just happened
Psycho: please don't tell me okano's pregnant too
Okano: no I was on pills plus we used a condom
Maehara: I always keep one on me just in case
Psycho: still I don't want another one of that *points at hayami and chiba*
Kurahashi: what are Koro-Sensei and Mr. karasuma going to say about this
Karasuma: say about what
Koro-Sensei: Oooo~ is it a suppress party
Psycho: um noooooo
Karma: hayami's pregnant with Chiba's baby
Everyone: KARMA
Karma: what =p
Karasuma: what
Psycho: um yeah
Koro-Sensei: is this some sort of sick cruel joke
Hayami: I wish
Karasuma: Psycho...what...did...you...do
Psycho: n-nothing I swear
Chiba: w-what happened
Nagisa: you fainted when you heard that hayami was pregnant with you kid
Chiba: oh that makes sense-WAIT WHAT
Karasuma: Chiba what is the meaning of this
Chiba: I don't even know myself sir
Koro-Sensei: let's go mr. karasuma I think that kids should talk about this by themselves
Karasuma: are you even getting a grasp at the situation at hand ONE OF THE KIDS IS PREGNANT
Koro-Sensei: I know but we don't really have a say in this is between Chiba and hayami all I hope is that they make that right disunion
Karasuma: fine let's go *walks away with Koro-Sensei*
Terasaka: you two heard the octopus its ether you keep it or you get rid of it
Hayami: it's a baby not an it
Chiba: hayami I-I don't want to get rid of the baby
Hayami: m-me nether
Psycho: ok problem solved you two keep the baby now can we go on with the dares
Meg: PSYCHO
Psycho: MEGAN I WANT TO FINISH THE DARES CAUSE IF I DON'T THE DARING GODS WON'T BE PLEASED
Sugino: WHO THE HELL ARE THE DARING GODS
Psycho: YOUR MOM
Sugino: STOP BRINGING MY MOTHER INTO THIS
Meg: *sigh* we are ending it her if you like it or not
Psycho: humph *cross arms and pouts* thanks a lot hayami and chiba
Okano: if you liked the chapter don't for get to leave dares and questions
Hazama: and vote to cause psycho really needs them
Everyone but psycho: bye
Psycho: WE ARE CONTINUING THE DARES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
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