Little break
Psycho: "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT"
Okano: SHUT UP OR I WILL HURT YOU
Psycho: you don't have to be so rude okano •-•
Okano: I'm sorry but your so fricken annoying
Psycho: well I'm sorry that I'm the only one trying to have fun in this hellhole
Okano: hellhole what the heck are you talking about you haven't been in one single FUCKEN DARE SO IF SOME HAS TO CALL THIS PLACE A HELLHOLE ITS GOING TO BE US(us meaning all of E class)
Psycho: sorry?
Okano: THANK YOU
Meg: woah what's with all the yelling
Okano: it's nothing I'm going to get everyone else to do the dares cause apparently that's all we do here we repeat this until we die so good bye *walks of to go get everyone*
Meg: psycho what did you do to okano
Psycho: nothing she's just being a little bitch
Meg: ok um we got more dares
Psycho: yeah I could tell by the way everything played out
Meg: yeah...let's wait for everyone
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Psycho: since everyone is here so you mind telling us the dares are
Okuda: wait why does meg always get to read the dares
Psycho: cause she's been doing it since the beginning and it feels wrong to change it so far in
Meg: awww that means a lot psycho
Psycho: plus she has a really funny voice and it's hilarious to hear her read them
Meg: wow thanks -_-
Psycho: OK TEH DERS
Meg:
Psycho: ah I love the smell of dispear in the morning
Sugino: of course you do
Mimura: this person who dares us to do all these things are just as bad as psycho maybe even worse
Maehara: no, no one is as bad as psycho she is the legit spawn of satin
Psycho: what ever do you mean *smiles creepily*
Maehara: that, that is what I mean
Psycho: ok ahem shall we get right into the dares
Kayano: no we shall not
Psycho: you don't want to do the dares?
Kayano: duh
Psycho: welp that's to bad my bean child cus u do'in it
Kayano: no I'm not "do'in it"
Psycho: well that's not my problem *takes off kayano's shirt*
Kayano: *covers self* PSYCHO
Psycho: *sticks tongue out* you love me
Kayano: no, no I don't
Psycho: TO BAD *pushes nagisa's face in kayano's boobs*
Nagisa: *secretly loving this*
Kayano: *quietly moans(or whatever I guess XD)*
Guys: *secretly wishing they where nagisa*
Psycho: *nose bleeds all over the floor* damn it
Kayano: *pulls nagisa in closer*
Meg: ok you guys are done god
Kayano: o-oh *lets go of nagisa*
Nagisa: *nose bleeding* ./////.
Psycho: welp let's get on with le dares guys
Okajima: I am on a roll with all these good dares
Psycho: *whispers* your not going to like the next one then
Okajima: what was that
Psycho: you'll see hehehe
Okajima: ok?
Psycho: anyways here's your dick pills and remember only take two
Okajima: what if I take more then to
Psycho: then your dick would explode
Okajima: WHAT
Psycho: nah I'm just kidding but it dose cause erectile disfunction if you take more then do be wearier
Okajima: ok I will *takes pills* so how long will this take
Meg: do you feel different
Okajima: no I feel fine
Guys: I WANT SOME
Psycho: I heard somewhere that small dick cause more pleasure then big dicks
Okano: where do you hear these things from
Kanzaki: yeah a person your age shouldn't know this shit
Psycho: eh *shrugs* I mean it's some what common senses cause the vagina is not that deep I guess and a big dick would just hurt you cause they want to get it in all the way and that fact that no man is fucken gentle even when they say they will be
Fuwa: god psycho you should just stop with your weird facts
Psycho: no did you know that calico cats are mostly female since cats need to X cromosons to be calico but every once and awhile a cat will get THREE cromosons XXY to get a male
Yada: Psycho stop
Psycho: elephants are the only mammals that can't jump since they don't have knee caps
Okuda: Psycho p-please no more
Psycho: did you know that the noise you hear when you snap your fingers is not your fingers rubbing together but your fingers hitting your palm
Hara: Psycho's gotten made with facts
Psycho: vending machines cause more deaths then sharks every year
Hazama: that's great
Psycho: the plastic tip at the end of a shoes is called an aglet
Meg: *shakes psycho* WE STILL NEED TO DO THE REST OF THE DARES
Psycho: what oh sorry ok wait where are the boys
Nakamura: they run after Okajima cause he wouldn't give up those pills you gave him
Psycho: no, no they can't do that we still have more dares *beings all the boys back with "magic"*
Maehara: aw we almost caught up to him
Psycho: no we need to do the dares *takes the pill away from them*
Okajima: HEY THOSE ARE MINE
Psycho: no...they...ARN'T
Okajima: T^T
Psycho: ok we got of track there what where we supposed to do
Meg: -_- the dares
Psycho: oh yes thank you Megan
Okajima: WHAT HECK NO
Psycho: oh you are doing that dare
Okajima: NO THAT'LL KILL ME
Psycho: I won't kill you but it might take away your ability to procreate
Okajima: AND
Psycho: *has hand cuffs and taser* let me say this again if you don't do it your self then I might intervene and believe me you DON'T WANT THAT
Okajima: my answer is still no
Psycho: fine you took the hard way *fox ears and tail come out and eyes turn fully black* YoU bEtTeR rUn BiTcH
Okajima: AHHHHHHHHH *runs as fast as he can*
Psycho: tHiS Is GoInG tO bE fUn *runs after Okajima*
Kayano: is this psycho's dark side
Chiba: kayano your still shirtless
Kayano: AHHH *covers self*
Psycho: GoTcHa BiTcH *grabs Okajima and drags him back*
Okajima: help me please
Psycho: No OnEs GoInA hElP yOu *hamd cuffs Okajima to a pole*
Okajima: please I'll do anything
Psycho: To LaTe DuDe *turns back to normal self* I told you, you should have done it your self now we do it my way *grabs taser and puts it on the highest setting* hey I'll make you a deal instead of five times non stop at a low setting I put it on the highest setting for five minutes
Okajima: fine *whispers* bitch
Psycho: want to make it ten
Okajima: n-no just do it already
Psycho: ok *shoves it down Okajima's pants* hehehehe
Okajima: AHHHHHH IT HURTS
Psycho: yes, yes it does ok guys next dare
Isogai : are we just going to forget that *points at Okajima*
Okajima: h-help m-me
Psycho: yup so guys know where you going
Meg: don't know yet
Psycho: why not stay here
Meg: and let you film us doing stuff I don't think so
Psycho: what would make you think that I film you guys *nerves laughter*
Mimura: *walks in* hey psycho which email do you want me to send the E class sex-oh hey guys how's it going um...
Psycho: MIMURA WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER *pushes Mimura out of the room*
Mimura: b-but which email business or personal
Psycho: *whispers* my business NOW LEAVE
Mimura: *runs out*
Psycho: so where were we ah yes meg isogai your honeymoon
Meg: WE ARE NOT HAVING IT HERE
Psycho: damn fine *whispers* but I WILL get that meg x isogai sex tape
Isogai: what was that
Psycho: *weird smile* nothing
Meg: ok...let's go Isogai
Isogai: where are we going
Meg: ANYWHERE just as long as it's FAR from here
Isogai: o-ok
Isogai and meg: *go to there honeymoon place thing whatever*
Psycho: ok um next dare guys
Kimura: so we just going to leave okajima like that I mean it's been more then 5 minutes
Psycho: oh yeah I almost for got *unhand cuffs Okajima*
Okajima: *takes taser out of his pants* y-you a-asshole my d-dick is on f-fire
Psycho: well sucks to suck sweetie NOW MORE DARES BITCHS
Okano: uh no that's gross
Psycho: well there's no choice so *lifts up okanos skirt and pulls down her underwear*
Okano: COULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKEN ONES THAT I WHEREN'T WEARING
Psycho: nope *gives to Maehara* put it on your head
Maehara: *whispers* they smell like her
Psycho: what was that honey
Maehara: n-nothing *puts underwear on his head*
Okano: c-can I put on new u-underwear n-now ./////.
Psycho: nope next dare
Hara: okay
Psycho: what
Hara: I said okay
Psycho: you don't hate the dare at ALL
Hara: no
Yoshida: yeah it's not that hard of a dare
Psycho: damn it
Hara: *goes in to kiss Yoshida*
Psycho: *pushes hara*
Hara: *slips and lips make contact with Yoshida*
Yoshida: !!!
Psycho: now I feel much more better
Hara: *pushes away* S-SORRY
Yoshida: I-it's ok *blushes*
Psycho: ok next dare
Sugaya: I'd rather gorge my eyes out
Psycho: to bad so sad now where's okajima
Kayano: trying to recover his dick in a bucket of ice
Psycho: go get him
Kayano: WHY ME
Psycho: just because
Kayano: FINE *go's to okajima*
Psycho: so sugaya how do you feel about this dare
Sugaya: not so great
Psycho: so do you have strong stomach
Sugaya: yeah why
Psycho: OH YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT
Kayano: *comes back with okajima* HERE
Okajima: it still hurts T~T
Psycho: to bad so sad now strip and pose naked
Okajima: wow thats the strangest things someone's ever said to me no wait I've heard stranger
Psycho: JUST DO IT
Kayano: DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
Psycho: YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
Terasaka: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE DARES
Psycho: what are you terasaka the new meg
Terasaka: STFU PSYCHO
Psycho: fine fine okajima
Okajima: I'm already a step ahead of you
Psycho: when did you have time to strip
Okajima: when you guys where talking
Psycho: ok um...sugaya you can start
Sugaya: do I have to
Psycho: yes YOU HAVE TO
Sugaya: fine *starts painting*
Okajima: make sure to get my good side
Psycho: what good side
Okajima: be quite psycho
Psycho: hehe ok next dares
Takebayashi: why
Psycho: cause the daring gods said so
Takebayashi: fine but I don't know who to dress up as
Psycho: THIS CALLS FOR THE RANDOMIZER *clicks randomizer button* "Rio Nakamura"wow I would have chosen different but if that's what the randomizer wants
Nakamura: am I supposed to lend him my uniform or something
Psycho: yeah I guess
Takebayashi: I don't like this at all
Psycho: oh ho ho just you wait
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Psycho: I like how he turned out and the wig was a nice touch
Takebayashi: why just why T-T
Nakamura: *walks around him*you look good as me
Takebayashi: of course you would say that
Psycho: uh next dare?
Terasaka: can it be anyone
Psycho: yes
Terasaka: and can they not do anything about it
Psycho: nope
Terasaka: good *looks around at everyone* now who to pick
Psycho: pick anyone for E class I mean except hayami and by the way where is she
Chiba: she's in her room
Psycho: ugh that bitch has been hiding there since she found out about "it"
Chiba: I mean can you blame her
Psycho: yes yes I ca-
Terasaka: *uppercuts Psycho*
Everyone: O-O
Psycho: *doesn't look fazed* wow I'm impressed terasaka that's some balls you have I thought you where going to do it to karma
Terasaka: I was but then I thought hey you haven't been dared at all and nothing bad has happened to you so I thought it's a little taste of you own medicine
Psycho: anyways dares
Yoshida: what the hell is Danganronpa
Psycho: it's a anima
Yoshida: and what exactly
Psycho: kids killing each other because an evil bear told them to
Yoshida: are you sure you aren't on drugs psycho
Psycho: no that's the actual plot of the anime
Yoshida: yeah sure and can we hurry up I don't want to be here any longer
Psycho: fine *hands him a lap top*
Yoshida: *watches video* wtf is up with that dudes hair...what's a motorcycle death cage...is this some sort of LSD shit why is it so trippy...DID HE JUST TURN INTO FUCKEN BUTTER AND NOW THE BEARS EATING HIM
Psycho: you ok man
Yoshida: NO THE DUDE JUST TURNED INTO FUCKEN BUTTER FROM A MOTORCYCLE CAGE
Psycho: do you now fear motorcycle cages
Yoshida: IF IT'S GOING TO DO THAT TO ME THEN YES
Psycho: mission accomplished now more dares
Muramatsu: that's the most random dare I've ever heard
Psycho: the more random the better now KISS IT *shoves a roach is his face*
Muramatsu: *gulps* *kisses roach*
Psycho: AW NO WAY DUDE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT THATS NASTY
Muramatsu: SHUT UP
Psycho: ok, ok god next dare *silently reads it* oh ok
Okuda: i-is it something b-bad
Psycho: nope *whispers it to okuda*
Okuda: w-what I can't do that
Psycho: no choice my child bean
Okuda: fine *runs and tackles karma from behind*
Karma: *falls backwards* well hello there
Okuda: s-sorry I did n-not mean to n-nock you down
Karma: it's ok
Nagisa: what was the dare psycho
Psycho:
Nagisa: ohhhhh
Psycho: ok next dare meh dudes
Professor bitch: I heard my name what do you kids want
Psycho: *shows her the dare*
Professor bitch: oh this is going to be good OH KARASUMA I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOUR *takes coffee out*
Psycho: where the hell did you get that from
Professor bitch: a women is always prepared
Karasuma: what do you want Irina I need to get back to my work
Professor bitch: oh I just thought that since you have been working so hard I thought I would make you some coffee
Karasuma: is this some sort of trick or something
Professor bitch: no trick I just wanted to do something nice for you
Karasuma: thanks I guess *tales coffee and drinks it* why does it taste weir- *falls on the floor*
Kanzaki: is he dead
Psycho: *pokes him with a stick* nope he's just asleep
Kurahashi: oh thank god i thought we where going to lose the most decent man here
Guys: HEY
Kurahashi: what it's true
Psycho: professor bitch where are you going with mr. karasuma body
Professor bitch: oh no where...*quickly drags his body away*
Psycho: ok den more dares guys um Kanzaki can you leave the room
Kanzaki: whyyy
Psycho: just because now go
Kanzaki: ok? *leave room*
Psycho: is she gone
Kayano: yeah why
Psycho: ok good
Sugino: how am i going to do that
Psycho: just go into her room and take some
Sugino: but what if she finds me
Psycho: OH MY FUCKEN DOG JUST DO THE DOG DAMN DARE ALREADY
Sugino: ok, ok Jesus Christ psycho *wlaks to Kanzaki's room*
Psycho: ok that was the last of the dares
Karma: and that took how long to write this chapter oh yes almost a WEEK
Psycho: I'M SORRY DOG BUT HEY AT LEAST I'MON SUMMER BREAK SO I CAN DO MORE DARES
Kimura: aren't you doing cross country in the summer
Psycho: FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT WELL I'M DONE FOR IT
Nagisa: uh bye guys I guess
Sorry this took so long but hey at least I finishes it and I'm not going to be doing chapters for a while since I want more dares or questions to come in so for a while I'm not going to be making chapters I hope that's ok with that and yes I will be finishing nagisa's dare from the last chapter so don't get your panties in a twist people
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