Little break

Psycho: "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT"

Okano: SHUT UP OR I WILL HURT YOU

Psycho: you don't have to be so rude okano •-•

Okano: I'm sorry but your so fricken annoying

Psycho: well I'm sorry that I'm the only one trying to have fun in this hellhole

Okano: hellhole what the heck are you talking about you haven't been in one single FUCKEN DARE SO IF SOME HAS TO CALL THIS PLACE A HELLHOLE ITS GOING TO BE US(us meaning all of E class)

Psycho: sorry?

Okano: THANK YOU

Meg: woah what's with all the yelling

Okano: it's nothing I'm going to get everyone else to do the dares cause apparently that's all we do here we repeat this until we die so good bye *walks of to go get everyone*

Meg: psycho what did you do to okano

Psycho: nothing she's just being a little bitch

Meg: ok um we got more dares

Psycho: yeah I could tell by the way everything played out

Meg: yeah...let's wait for everyone

-tem skop(yes I know I spelt it wrong on purpose)-

Psycho: since everyone is here so you mind telling us the dares are

Okuda: wait why does meg always get to read the dares

Psycho: cause she's been doing it since the beginning and it feels wrong to change it so far in

Meg: awww that means a lot psycho

Psycho: plus she has a really funny voice and it's hilarious to hear her read them

Meg: wow thanks -_-

Psycho: OK TEH DERS

Meg:

Psycho: ah I love the smell of dispear in the morning

Sugino: of course you do

Mimura: this person who dares us to do all these things are just as bad as psycho maybe even worse

Maehara: no, no one is as bad as psycho she is the legit spawn of satin

Psycho: what ever do you mean *smiles creepily*

Maehara: that, that is what I mean

Psycho: ok ahem shall we get right into the dares

Kayano: no we shall not

Psycho: you don't want to do the dares?

Kayano: duh

Psycho: welp that's to bad my bean child cus u do'in it

Kayano: no I'm not "do'in it"

Psycho: well that's not my problem *takes off kayano's shirt*

Kayano: *covers self* PSYCHO

Psycho: *sticks tongue out* you love me

Kayano: no, no I don't

Psycho: TO BAD *pushes nagisa's face in kayano's boobs*

Nagisa: *secretly loving this*

Kayano: *quietly moans(or whatever I guess XD)*

Guys: *secretly wishing they where nagisa*

Psycho: *nose bleeds all over the floor* damn it

Kayano: *pulls nagisa in closer*

Meg: ok you guys are done god

Kayano: o-oh *lets go of nagisa*

Nagisa: *nose bleeding* ./////.

Psycho: welp let's get on with le dares guys

Okajima: I am on a roll with all these good dares

Psycho: *whispers* your not going to like the next one then

Okajima: what was that

Psycho: you'll see hehehe

Okajima: ok?

Psycho: anyways here's your dick pills and remember only take two

Okajima: what if I take more then to

Psycho: then your dick would explode

Okajima: WHAT

Psycho: nah I'm just kidding but it dose cause erectile disfunction if you take more then do be wearier

Okajima: ok I will *takes pills* so how long will this take

Meg: do you feel different

Okajima: no I feel fine

Guys: I WANT SOME

Psycho: I heard somewhere that small dick cause more pleasure then big dicks

Okano: where do you hear these things from

Kanzaki: yeah a person your age shouldn't know this shit

Psycho: eh *shrugs* I mean it's some what common senses cause the vagina is not that deep I guess and a big dick would just hurt you cause they want to get it in all the way and that fact that no man is fucken gentle even when they say they will be

Fuwa: god psycho you should just stop with your weird facts

Psycho: no did you know that calico cats are mostly female since cats need to X cromosons to be calico but every once and awhile a cat will get THREE cromosons XXY to get a male

Yada: Psycho stop

Psycho: elephants are the only mammals that can't jump since they don't have knee caps

Okuda: Psycho p-please no more

Psycho: did you know that the noise you hear when you snap your fingers is not your fingers rubbing together but your fingers hitting your palm

Hara: Psycho's gotten made with facts

Psycho: vending machines cause more deaths then sharks every year

Hazama: that's great

Psycho: the plastic tip at the end of a shoes is called an aglet

Meg: *shakes psycho* WE STILL NEED TO DO THE REST OF THE DARES

Psycho: what oh sorry ok wait where are the boys

Nakamura: they run after Okajima cause he wouldn't give up those pills you gave him

Psycho: no, no they can't do that we still have more dares *beings all the boys back with "magic"*

Maehara: aw we almost caught up to him

Psycho: no we need to do the dares *takes the pill away from them*

Okajima: HEY THOSE ARE MINE

Psycho: no...they...ARN'T

Okajima: T^T

Psycho: ok we got of track there what where we supposed to do

Meg: -_- the dares

Psycho: oh yes thank you Megan

Okajima: WHAT HECK NO

Psycho: oh you are doing that dare

Okajima: NO THAT'LL KILL ME

Psycho: I won't kill you but it might take  away your ability to procreate

Okajima: AND

Psycho: *has hand cuffs and taser* let me say this again if you don't do it your self then I might intervene and believe me you DON'T WANT THAT

Okajima: my answer is still no

Psycho: fine you took the hard way *fox ears and tail come out and eyes turn fully black* YoU bEtTeR rUn BiTcH

Okajima: AHHHHHHHHH *runs as fast as he can*

Psycho: tHiS Is GoInG tO bE fUn *runs after Okajima*

Kayano: is this psycho's dark side

Chiba: kayano your still shirtless

Kayano: AHHH *covers self*

Psycho: GoTcHa BiTcH *grabs Okajima and drags him back*

Okajima: help me please

Psycho: No OnEs GoInA hElP yOu *hamd cuffs Okajima to a pole*

Okajima: please I'll do anything

Psycho: To LaTe DuDe *turns back to normal self* I told you, you should have done it your self now we do it my way *grabs taser and puts it on the highest setting* hey I'll make you a deal instead of five times non stop at a low setting I put it on the highest setting for five minutes

Okajima: fine *whispers* bitch

Psycho: want to make it ten

Okajima: n-no just do it already

Psycho: ok *shoves it down Okajima's pants* hehehehe

Okajima: AHHHHHH IT HURTS

Psycho: yes, yes it does ok guys next dare

Isogai : are we just going to forget that *points at Okajima*

Okajima: h-help m-me

Psycho: yup so guys know where you going

Meg: don't know yet

Psycho: why not stay here

Meg: and let you film us doing stuff I don't think so

Psycho: what would make you think that I film you guys *nerves laughter*

Mimura: *walks in* hey psycho which email do you want me to send the E class sex-oh hey guys how's it going um...

Psycho: MIMURA WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER *pushes Mimura out of the room*

Mimura: b-but which email business or personal

Psycho: *whispers* my business NOW LEAVE

Mimura: *runs out*

Psycho: so where were we ah yes meg isogai your honeymoon

Meg: WE ARE NOT HAVING IT HERE

Psycho: damn fine *whispers* but I WILL get that meg x isogai sex tape

Isogai: what was that

Psycho: *weird smile* nothing

Meg: ok...let's go Isogai

Isogai: where are we going

Meg: ANYWHERE just as long as it's FAR from here

Isogai: o-ok

Isogai and meg: *go to there honeymoon place thing whatever*

Psycho: ok um next dare guys

Kimura: so we just going to leave okajima like that I mean it's been more then 5 minutes

Psycho: oh yeah I almost for got *unhand cuffs Okajima*

Okajima: *takes taser out of his pants* y-you a-asshole my d-dick is on f-fire

Psycho: well sucks to suck sweetie NOW MORE DARES BITCHS

Okano: uh no that's gross

Psycho: well there's no choice so *lifts up okanos skirt and pulls down her underwear*

Okano: COULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKEN ONES THAT I WHEREN'T WEARING

Psycho: nope *gives to Maehara* put it on your head

Maehara: *whispers* they smell like her

Psycho: what was that honey

Maehara: n-nothing *puts underwear on his head*

Okano: c-can I put on new u-underwear n-now ./////.

Psycho: nope next dare

Hara: okay

Psycho: what

Hara: I said okay

Psycho: you don't hate the dare at ALL

Hara: no

Yoshida: yeah it's not that hard of a dare

Psycho: damn it

Hara: *goes in to kiss Yoshida*

Psycho: *pushes hara*

Hara: *slips and lips make contact with Yoshida*

Yoshida: !!!

Psycho: now I feel much more better

Hara: *pushes away* S-SORRY

Yoshida: I-it's ok *blushes*

Psycho: ok next dare

Sugaya: I'd rather gorge my eyes out

Psycho: to bad so sad now where's okajima

Kayano: trying to recover his dick in a bucket of ice

Psycho: go get him

Kayano: WHY ME

Psycho: just because

Kayano: FINE *go's to okajima*

Psycho: so sugaya how do you feel about this dare

Sugaya: not so great

Psycho: so do you have strong stomach

Sugaya: yeah why

Psycho: OH YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT

Kayano: *comes back with okajima* HERE

Okajima: it still hurts T~T

Psycho: to bad so sad now strip and pose naked

Okajima: wow thats the strangest things someone's ever said to me no wait I've heard stranger

Psycho: JUST DO IT

Kayano: DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

Psycho: YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW

Terasaka: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE DARES

Psycho: what are you terasaka the new meg

Terasaka: STFU PSYCHO

Psycho: fine fine okajima

Okajima: I'm already a step ahead of you

Psycho: when did you have time to strip

Okajima: when you guys where talking

Psycho: ok um...sugaya you can start

Sugaya: do I have to

Psycho: yes YOU HAVE TO

Sugaya: fine *starts painting*

Okajima: make sure to get my good side

Psycho: what good side

Okajima: be quite psycho

Psycho: hehe ok next dares


Takebayashi: why

Psycho: cause the daring gods said so

Takebayashi: fine but I don't know who to dress up as

Psycho: THIS CALLS FOR THE RANDOMIZER *clicks randomizer button* "Rio Nakamura"wow I would have chosen different but if that's what the randomizer wants

Nakamura: am I supposed to lend him my uniform or something

Psycho: yeah I guess

Takebayashi: I don't like this at all

Psycho: oh ho ho just you wait

-term scope-

Psycho: I like how he turned out and the wig was a nice touch

Takebayashi: why just why T-T

Nakamura: *walks around him*you look good as me

Takebayashi: of course you would say that

Psycho: uh next dare?

Terasaka: can it be anyone

Psycho: yes

Terasaka: and can they not do anything about it

Psycho: nope

Terasaka: good *looks around at everyone* now who to pick

Psycho: pick anyone for E class I mean except hayami and by the way where is she

Chiba: she's in her room

Psycho: ugh that bitch has been hiding there since she found out about "it"

Chiba: I mean can you blame her

Psycho: yes yes I ca-

Terasaka: *uppercuts Psycho*

Everyone: O-O

Psycho: *doesn't look fazed* wow I'm impressed terasaka that's some balls you have I thought you where going to do it to karma

Terasaka: I was but then I thought hey you haven't been dared at all and nothing bad has happened to you so I thought it's a little taste of you own medicine

Psycho: anyways dares

Yoshida: what the hell is Danganronpa

Psycho: it's a anima

Yoshida: and what exactly

Psycho: kids killing each other because an evil bear told them to

Yoshida: are you sure you aren't on drugs psycho

Psycho: no that's the actual plot of the anime

Yoshida: yeah sure and can we hurry up I don't want to be here any longer

Psycho: fine *hands him a lap top*

Yoshida: *watches video* wtf is up with that dudes hair...what's a motorcycle death cage...is this some sort of LSD shit why is it so trippy...DID HE JUST TURN INTO FUCKEN BUTTER AND NOW THE BEARS EATING HIM

Psycho: you ok man

Yoshida: NO THE DUDE JUST TURNED INTO FUCKEN BUTTER FROM A MOTORCYCLE CAGE

Psycho: do you now fear motorcycle cages

Yoshida: IF IT'S GOING TO DO THAT TO ME THEN YES

Psycho: mission accomplished now more dares

Muramatsu: that's the most random dare I've ever heard

Psycho: the more random the better now KISS IT *shoves a roach is his face*

Muramatsu: *gulps* *kisses roach*

Psycho: AW NO WAY DUDE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT THATS NASTY

Muramatsu: SHUT UP

Psycho: ok, ok god next dare *silently reads it* oh ok

Okuda: i-is it something b-bad

Psycho: nope *whispers it to okuda*

Okuda: w-what I can't do that

Psycho: no choice my child bean

Okuda: fine *runs and tackles karma from behind*

Karma: *falls backwards* well hello there

Okuda: s-sorry I did n-not mean to n-nock you down

Karma: it's ok

Nagisa: what was the dare psycho

Psycho:

Nagisa: ohhhhh

Psycho: ok next dare meh dudes

Professor bitch: I heard my name what do you kids want

Psycho: *shows her the dare*

Professor bitch: oh this is going to be good OH KARASUMA I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOUR *takes coffee out*

Psycho: where the hell did you get that from

Professor bitch: a women is always prepared

Karasuma: what do you want Irina I need to get back to my work

Professor bitch: oh I just thought that since you have been working so hard I thought I would make you some coffee

Karasuma: is this some sort of trick or something

Professor bitch: no trick I just wanted to do something nice for you

Karasuma: thanks I guess *tales coffee and drinks it* why does it taste weir- *falls on the floor*

Kanzaki: is he dead

Psycho: *pokes him with a stick* nope he's just asleep

Kurahashi: oh thank god i thought we where going to lose the most decent man here

Guys: HEY

Kurahashi: what it's true

Psycho: professor bitch where are you going with mr. karasuma body

Professor bitch: oh no where...*quickly drags his body away*

Psycho: ok den more dares guys um Kanzaki can you leave the room

Kanzaki: whyyy

Psycho: just because now go

Kanzaki: ok? *leave room*

Psycho: is she gone

Kayano: yeah why

Psycho: ok good

Sugino: how am i going to do that

Psycho: just go into her room and take some

Sugino: but what if she finds me

Psycho: OH MY FUCKEN DOG JUST DO THE DOG DAMN DARE ALREADY

Sugino: ok, ok Jesus Christ psycho *wlaks to Kanzaki's room*

Psycho: ok that was the last of the dares

Karma: and that took how long to write this chapter oh yes almost a WEEK

Psycho: I'M SORRY DOG BUT HEY AT LEAST I'MON SUMMER BREAK SO I CAN DO MORE DARES

Kimura: aren't you doing cross country in the summer

Psycho: FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT WELL I'M DONE FOR IT

Nagisa: uh bye guys I guess

Sorry this took so long but hey at least I finishes it and I'm not going to be doing chapters for a while since I want more dares or questions to come in so for a while I'm not going to be making chapters I hope that's ok with that and yes I will be finishing nagisa's dare from the last chapter so don't get your panties in a twist people

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