Psycho: IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

Okano: kill me now

Psycho: IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

Okano: no

Psycho: *holds knife* CLAP YOUR HANDS BITCH

Okano: *starts clapping*

Meg: psycho guess what

Psycho: um pickle D

Meg: no wtf is pickle D

Psycho: it's not important Megan what were you going to say

Meg: 1. Don't call me Megan and 2. More dares

Psycho: fuck yeah

Okano: please tell me they don't involve psycho sing kids songs/nursery rhymes for three hours straight

Meg: no

Okano: good

Meg: I don't think your going to say that after you read these there much worse then the last dares

Okano: wait you said dares damn it's going to be like the last chapter where it lasted almost forever

Meg: yup

Okano: damn it

Psycho: YASSSS

Meg: I'll got get everyone else

Psycho: kk

-time skip brought to you by pickle D-

Maehara: more dares

Meg: yup

Maehara: damn it

Psycho: so meg what are the dares

Meg: oh yeah I almost forget to say them here they are

Kayano: that's way more then the last dares

Karasuma: why was I dared I thought this was just for you kids

Psycho: I guess they just hate you or love you actually I really don't know but ON TO THE FIRST DARE "Okuda tell us about that kiss karma gave you"

Okuda w-well it was a...very good kiss?

Psycho: more detail what did it FEEL like

Okuda: it felt good?

Psycho: you are so bad at this

Koro-sensei: wait I missed Okuda and karma kiss

Itona: you also missed karma and Nagisa kiss

Psycho: and you missed Chiba and Hayami fu-

Hayami: I will shoot you if you continue that sentence

Psycho: ok side tracking Okuda the kiss

Okuda: I-It was just a kiss

Kayano: oh it seemed more then a kiss

Kanzaki: yeah you seemed to enjoy it

Okuda: w-what

Karasuma: ok this is getting to far Okuda you don't have to say anything more if you don't want to

Psycho: aww this is why I did not want karasuma here he ruins all the fun but what ever ON TO THE NEXT DARES

(I'm going to do this for now on cuz writing it down takes long and ain't nobody got time for that)

Maehara: what this is so small my dick will fall out

Okano: THATS WHAT YOUR WORRIED ABOUT

Psycho: I think you'll be fine shrimp dick

Maehara: WHAT DID YOU SAY

Psycho: SHRIMP DICK SHRIMP DICK

Karasuma: Psycho these dares are going way to far

Koro-sensei: I have to agree with mr. karasuma

Psycho: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT YOU TWO

Professor bitch: but you wanted me right

Psycho: if you don't say anything about how bad the dares are you'll be fine

Ritsu: there's no way to stop psycho I've tried

Professor bitch: that's a scary thought

Psycho: I'm a danger to society

Nakamura: *pats psycho's head* yes you are

Psycho: stop making me side track Okano Maehara closet now here are you clothes you will be wearing

Maehara: *sigh* do I put them on right now

Psycho: I mean if you want to put THAT on in front of US then be my guest

Maehara: nope I'll wait till I get in the closet

Meg: smart choice Maehara

Okano: I don't like this at all hazama where is that bridge you promised me

Hazama: sorry it's closed

Okano: damn it do you think if I jump of the roof the impact will kill me

Hazama: I mean it's a two story house so you have to hit the ground hard and on solid concrete to actually die

Okano: why does the world hate me first I had to put up psycho all morning and now this

Psycho: you love me Okano just admit it

Okano: I'd rather die

Psycho: *sticks out tongue*

Okano: let's get this over with Maehara

Maehara: w-what okano are you ok

Okano: better the ever let's go

Maehara: o-ok

Psycho: aw that's cute in a weird sort of way

Meg: yeah...

Nakamura: want to go spy on them

Psycho: most definitely

Nakamura: let's go guys

-in da closet-

Okano: so what now maemae

Maehara: I don't kn- wait what did you call me

Okano: maemae (^ ^)

Maehara: god you are so cute *nose bleeds a little*

Okano: want to do a little something

Maehara: like what~

Okano: like *whispers* sex

Maehara: you dirty little girl

Okano: *giggles*

Psycho: *whispers* wtf are we even listening to

Karma: *whispers* okano and Maehara talking dirty to each other

Kurahashi: *whispers* where is Koro-sensei and mr. karasuma

Psycho: *whispers* oh I locked them in a room so the would not ruin this

Terasaka: *whispers* you are so weird psycho

Psycho: *whispers* wait shut your face Terasaka do you guys hear that

Nagisa: *whispers* is that moaning

Everyone: *quickly presses there ear against the door*

Maehara: you like that~

Okano: oh yes give me more maemae~ (wtf am I even doing with my life XD)

Okajima : *whispers* damn shits getting hot

Psycho: *whispers* it's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes

Meg: *whispers* shut up

Kayano:*whispers* we should get going before we get caught

Kanzaki:*whispers* yeah let's go

Psycho:*whispers* awww they where just getting to the good

Kimura: *whispers* what good part

Psycho: *whispers* orgasum

Yada: *whispers* you are sick psycho

Psycho: yes yes I am ma'am

-1 hour later-

Maehara and okano: *walk in the room* we are done

Psycho: took you guys long anuf (can't spell for shit)

Maehara: *blushes* yeah we where doing stuff

Psycho: like what~

Okano: none of you business and let's get onto the next dare

Psycho: fine you guys are no fun ok next dare

Karasuma: I am not doing that psycho

Psycho: you have to sir its a dare~

Karasuma: god if I do it will that make you stop

Psycho: fine~

Karasuma: ok *takes of shirt and flexes*

Girls: *nose bleed*

Kurahashi: *takes pictures* these are going on my wall

Psycho: damn mr. karasuma nice body

Professor bitch: hey karasuma why don't you and me go some where private

Karasuma: no thanks

Professor bitch: come on karasuma just a little fun

Karasuma: no *puts back on shirt*

Professor bitch: humph you so mean

Psycho: ok on words to that next dare

Kayano: YES NO MORE FOREVER FLAT JOKES

Psycho: aww those where my favorite *summons potion* here

Kayano: yes *drinks potion* I feel funny

Psycho: yeah that's what happens don't worry the feelings will go away

Kayano: woah *boobs grow*

Everyone: DAMN

Psycho: hey Yada you and Kayano have the same eggxact cup size

Terasaka: STOP...WITH...THE...FUCKEN...PUNS...PSYCHO

Yada: I guess so *looks at boobs*

Psycho: and yet I'm still the smallest

Kayano: then maybe you should drink the potion

Psycho: nah but now you have to suffer with big boob problems

Kayano: I'll be fine but my back kinda hurts

Yada: yeah that's one of the problems of have big boobs

Professor bitch: oh are little Kayano has finally grown up and joined us big chested women

Kayano: yep I really like this dare

Psycho: but you might not like the next one another problem with having big boob EVERYONE wants to feel them

Nagisa: w-what

Kayano: *blushes*

Nakamura : come on Nagisa go for it

Karma: squeeze them good

Nagisa: *takes a deep breath and graves Kayano boobs*

Kayano: *starts mewing*

Psycho: *grabs tissue* god you guys are going to kill me one day

Nakamura and karma: *taking videos and pictures*

Psycho: ok you two can stop

Nagisa: *pulls hands out of Kayano's shirt*

Kayano: * blushes hard*

Psycho: that was fun next dare~

Meg: I'm so glad we get the easy dare compared to the other

Isogai: yeah same

Psycho: anuf chitchatting and get into you costumes

Meg: fine *puts on bridle outfit*

Isogai: *puts on tux*

Psycho: hehehehe my ship has sailed and now there getting married

Isogai: wait what I thought we are just supposed to put the outfits on I did not know we where getting actually married

Psycho: hey it set the perfect scene

Koro-sensei: can I be the pastor

Psycho: fine

Koro-sensei: I have been waiting for this my hole life ok Yūma Isogai to you take  Meg Kataoka to be your wife to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do you part.

Isogai: I do?

Koro-sensei: now Meg Kataoka do you take Yūma Isogai to be your husband to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do you part.

Meg: I do

Koro-sensei: nufufufufu you may now kiss the bride

Isogai: *kiss meg*

Everyone: awwww

Psycho:*starts crying* I'm so sorry I just get emotional during weddings

Nakamura: *pats psycho's head* it's ok kid

Isogai: *picks up meg bridal style*

Meg: *cuddles Isogai*

Koro-sensei: *takes photos* this is goin in the scrapbook

Psycho: *wipes eyes* ok on to the next dare

Kimura: that's such a lovely dare and right after that one we just had

Psycho: I know right *pass Kimura a gallon of "milk"* drink it up

Kimura: *fine* drinks milk *spits it out* ew why does it taste gross is it expired

Psycho: *looks at milk* oh I accidentally gave you semen instead of milk whoops

Kimura: oh that's fi-WAIT THAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Karma: she gave you someone's semen instead of milk

Kimura: *runs out of the room* I'M GOING TO HURL

Maehara: hey psycho where did you get the semen from

Psycho: from you guys I sell male sperm on the black market to make money and not just any sperm class 3-E sperm

Sugino: HOW THE HELL TO YOU GET SPERM FROM US

Psycho: I have my ways

Karasuma: Psycho this is unacceptable go throwaway all that sperm

Psycho: no that's how I make money there actually lot of people who want to procreate with you guys I've sold over a thousand of these babies

Nagisa: where do you keep them all

Psycho: in the fridge in the basement that says do not touch

Okajima: oh that's what that was I thought that was milk I have been bringing it up so we can use it for breakfast

Everyone: WE'VE BEEN DRINKING SEMEN THIS HOLE TIME

Psycho: HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm so glad I don't drink milk

Kimura: I'm back can I rest for a while

Psycho: nope you still need to do your dare

Kimura: *puts hands over eyes* I don't want to I don't want to

Psycho: you HAVE to

Kimura: fine but can you add lest tell me who's semen I drank

Psycho: ok they all have your number written at the bottom

Kimura: so who's was it

Psycho: *giggles* number 11

Kimura and Nagisa: WHAT

Psycho: yup you want some more Kimura

Kimura: NO

Psycho: aw your no fun

Kimura: just give the real milk before I live right now

Psycho: fine *gives Kimura the real milk*

Kimura: I don't trust you drink it

Psycho: I can't I'm lactose intolerant

Kimura: fine * drinks milk* ok it's real milk

Psycho: and you thought I was lying

Nagisa: I mean who wouldn't

Psycho: hehehehe >:3

Kimura: * finish milk* done

Psycho: here's s another

Kimura: * drinks milk* this milk I really good what's in it

Psycho: alcohol

Kimura: what

Psycho: yeah I spiked your milk

Kimura: * drops milk* I don't feel so good

Psycho: if you vomit on the carpet you are going to clean it up

Kimura: *runs to the bathroom*

Psycho: well that was fun wasn't it

Kurahashi: aw poor Kimura

Psycho: Kimura being such a baby it was just a little semen and alcohol

Karasuma: Psycho you are unbelievably

Psycho: thanks sir now one to the next dare

Hazama: I don't do flirting

Psycho: well that's all going to change today let's do them in number order

Hazama: fine but only if you *looks around* drink the rest of Nagisa semen that Kimura drank

Psycho: deal but you have flirt with them good no "you are a great friend" or "I like your face"

Hazama: deal

Psycho: then let's begin start with karma

Hazama: hey karma I think your really cute and stuff

Karma: *sarcastic* wow I did not know you felt that way about me

Hazama: shut up

Karma: *sticks out tongue*

Hazama: Isogai your a really cool dude and I think you're cute too?

Isogai: thanks hazama

Hazama: *looks at Okajima* you have a great personality?

Okajima: that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Hazama: can I skip Kimura since he's not here

Psycho: nope go in the bathroom and do it there

Hazama: then your coming with me

Psycho: o-k ma'am *walks with hazama*

Kimura: *vomiting*

Psycho: you ok Kims

Hazama: hey Kimura you are a nice ok dude

Kimura: is that you mom the unicorn in the bathtub keeps telling me your on mars but I don't believe it

Hazama: what?

Psycho: oh he's drunk

Kimura: no your drunk I'm justice

Psycho: hahahaha hey Kimura are you a pretty princess

Kimura: the prettiest of princesses

Psycho: HAHAHAHAH OH THIS IS RICH

Kimura: no this is candy land where all the people are made of food

Hazama: the dudes wasted

Psycho: hey Kimura I'll pay you 2 dollars to walk across the highway blindfolded

Kimura: 2 dollars that's like a 1,000,000,000 dollars deal

Hazama: this is going to be good

Psycho: let's go

Kimura: ON WORDS PINEAPPLE ARMY *runs out with a bowl on his head*

Psycho: KIMURA WAIT FOR ME

Hazama: *sigh* kids

-outside-

Psycho: walk bitch

Kimura: ok talking chicken *puts on blindfolded and walks out on the highway*

Meg: *walks out with the other* where were you guys we have been wait for an hour

Kurahashi: what's Kimura doing

Hazama: Psycho payed Kimura to walk across the highway in his drunken state for 2 dollars

Kurahashi: oh that's fine- WAIT WHAT

Psycho: don't worry 15 year old boy are resilient if a car hits him he'll be fine

Chiba: and if he's not

Psycho: then we're going to have one heck of a medical bill on our hands

Karasuma: this is why I didn't want you to do this ask or dare thing cause I knew someone was going to get hurt

Psycho: it's fine he's drunk, drunk people know how to find a way around this

Meg: that does not make things better

Psycho: ok fine- where's Koro-sensei

Koro-sensei: *has Kimura in his hands (or tentacle things)* nufufufufu did you really think that I was going to let a student go out on the streets and possibly get hit by a car

Kimura: LET GO OF ME YOU MONSTER YOU KILL MY PUPPY

Psycho: he's lost it

Koro-sensei: I'm going to take home back to his room before something else happened go on and continue your dare

-after hazama's cuz I'm to fucken lazy to finish the rest-

Hazama: drinks it and all of it

Psycho: damn it why did I make this bet

Itona: cause your stupid

Psycho: yes I am *drinks Nagisa's "milk"*

Hazama: how does it taste

Psycho: not bad actually Kimura must've been over eggaggerated

Terasaka: PSYCHO WHAT DID I SAY

Psycho: TERASAKA WHAT DID I SAY

Meg: that's nasty psycho

Psycho: hehehehe on to the next dare

Okuda: um w-what

Karma: *smirks* come and sit down~

Psycho: * pushes Okuda* you heard the dude sit

Okuda: o-ok *sits on karma's lap*

Psycho: aw your to cute for your own good

Okuda: *blushes and cuddles karma*

Nakamura: *secretly pissed*

Psycho: you ok Nakamura

Nakamura: y-yeah I'm fine

Psycho: ok on the the last dare which involves you Nakamura

Nakamura: oh that's funny hahaha you thought

Psycho: hey I'm pretty sure you have a lots of underwear's *whispers in Nakamura's ear* from karma~

Nakamura: S-SHUT THE FUCK UP

Psycho: if you want I could run it with you just not in my underwear cause honey you thought

Nakamura: *sigh* fine let me get changed

-few minutes later-

Nakamura: *shivering* why is it freezing out here

Psycho: how is it cold it's barely the end of May almost June

Nakamura: still

Meg: ok on your marks get set...GO

Nakamura and Psycho: *starts running*

Psycho: isn't this fun I love running

Nakamura: it would be better if I had all my clothes on

Psycho: oh stop being such a baby

Nakamura: YOU TRY RUNNING IN UNDERWEAR

Psycho: hehe fine whatever

-race finishes-

Nakamura: how did I lose to psycho

Psycho: what did I tell you i love running

Kayano: we should end it here

Psycho: if you-

Yada: if you like this chapter don't forget to comment dares or questions

Kurahashi: and don't forget to vote and put this book on your library so you won't miss an chapter

Psycho:this is not youtu-

Okano: bai guys

Psycho: why can't I get a say in anything (T ^ T)