Psycho: nagisa guess what

Okano: wow first time in for ever that you don't annoy me

Psycho: oh I almost for got here's your wallet

Okano: why did you have my wallet

Psycho: I needed an ID to get some stuff and oh yeah your now "technically" wanted in five states now

Okano: *trying so hard not to rip psycho in half* how the hell did you do that you don't even look like me

Psycho: oh I can look like anyone I want to remember I'm not technically fully human just look *changes into okano*

Okano: ok I'm to mad to be impressed I'm leaving you

Psycho: no don't leave meeee

Okano: nope I can't hear you *walks away*

Psycho: hmph okanos so mean well I guess I'll just get nagisa *walks off to find nagisa* NAGISA WHERE ARE YOU MEH DUDE

Nagisa: what do you want psycho

Psycho: oh did you forget already

Nagisa: *tilts head to the side* forget about what

Psycho: what happened two chapters ago

Nagisa: ...

Psycho: do you remember

Nagisa: no please don't make me

Psycho: to bad my child you didn't finish your dare but now you are going to finish it

Nagisa: no not again my butts not fully recovered from last time

Psycho: oh yeah how was that

Nagisa: the worst none of them were gentle at ALL

Psycho: oof that's gotta suck but what else can yah do now let's go find the rest of the men

Nagisa: T~T r.i.p my butt after this

Psycho: it's not going to be that bad nagisa yes you might not be able to walk for a week but...

Nagisa: but what

Psycho: nothing your right your screwed NOW LETS FIND YOUR LUCKY CONTENDER...um who is that agin

Nagisa: I think it's Chiba

Psycho: oh are soon to be father this is going to be interesting

Nagisa: no what ever your thinking no I'm not going to have sex with some one who's going to have kid soon

Psycho: hey Isogai and Meg where married and you still fucked Isogai

Nagisa: oh my god I forgot that meg and isogai where married

Psycho: yeah nagisa stop being a home wrecker for now on you will be known as nagisa the home wrecker

Nagisa the home wrecker: psycho change my name back

Psycho: NEVA

Nagisa the home wrecker: ok then it's more writing for you then

Psycho: -_- You dirty ass wipe

Nagisa the home wrecker: what it's true

Psycho: FINE

Nagisa: thank you

Psycho: ok NOW ON WORDS AND LETS GO FIND CHIBA

Nagisa: ok *walks off with psycho*

-oomph borf child time skip-

Psycho: where is he

Nagisa: I think he's with hayami

Psycho: of course he'd be with his bitch

Nagisa: i mean she is caring his child

Psycho: how long has the pregnancy been

Nagisa: a month

Psycho: damn it that's eight months we have to wait

Nagisa: what do you expect that would come out anytime you want it to

Psycho: yes now let's go get chiba since we are get so side tracked and we still need six more dudes

Nagisa: fine let's go *walks to hayami's room*

Psycho: *nocks on door*...

Nagisa: is she even in there

Psycho: I don't know *opens door*

Nagisa: what do you see

Psycho: awwww there cuddling how cute *takes phone out and starts taking pictures* my precious ships

Nagisa: do we wake them up

Psycho: yeah let's do that *runs and jumps on the bed*

Hayami: PSYCHO WHAT THE HECK

Psycho: hai :3

Hayami: what do you want -_-

Psycho: oh we just need Chiba for something

Chiba: what do you need

Psycho: oh I don't need you but nagisa does need to tell you something in PRIVATE

Chiba: ok *kisses hayami* I'll be back

Hayami: ok

Psycho: let's go *walks out of the room and closes the door*

Chiba: what do you want to tell me nagisa

Nagisa: u-um well...

Psycho: well go on spit it out

Nagisa: d-do you mind if I um *blushes*

Psycho: you've already done this seven times nagisa why is it so hard for you right now

Chiba: seven times?

Nagisa: *sigh* can you help me with something

Chiba: sure with what

Nagisa: *whispers in Chiba's ear* with my pants

Chiba: ...

Nagisa: c-can you~

Chiba: ok

Nagisa and Psycho: what

Chiba: yeah sure I have kinda been sexual frustrated lately...

Psycho: purrfect

Terasaka: *across the house* PSYCHO STOP WITH YOUR PUNS

Psycho: HOW THE HELL DID YOU HEAR THAT

Terasaka: I SCENED IT

Psycho: THAT MAKES NOT SCENE YOU FREAK ok any ways Chiba you where saying before you where rudely interrupted

Chiba: I said ok

Psycho: ok that's great you know what to do nagisa

Nagisa: yeah, yeah let's go

-una hora más(yes I know spoonish)-

Psycho: wow these E class men are animals

Nagisa: don't remind me

Psycho: welp you aren't going to like the next one

Nagisa: who is it

Psycho: use your head man who comes after Chiba

Nagisa: ...

Psycho: you figured it out

Nagisa: it's terasaka isn't it...

Psycho: bingo

Nagisa: he's not going to want to fuck me you know that right

Psycho: that's why I came prepared to threaten, bribe, or blackmail anyone

Nagisa: *groans* what are you going to do

Psycho: oh you'll see

Nagisa: and even if you do get him what am I going to say

Psycho: say "hey big boy I was wondering if maybe I could *whispers in nagisa's ear* play a dirty game with you~"

Nagisa: *blushes* I-I cannot say that to him

Psycho: got any other plans

Nagisa: no

Psycho: ok then let's go *grabs nagisas wrist and pulls him along*

Nagisa: *silently cry's*

-badum tisk-

Psycho: look I spotted a wild terasaka he's with muramatsu and yoshida Ooooo~ you know what that means

Nagisa: no what does it mean

Psycho: kill three birds with one stone

Nagisa: WHERE GOING TO KILL BIRDS?!?!?

Psycho: no it's a figure of speech -_-

Nagisa: a what

Psycho: never mind just go up to them

Nagisa: T-T *walks up to the three* h-hey guys

Yoshida: hey nagisa

Muramatsu: hi

Terasaka: what do you want

Nagisa: I-I want y-you guys to-

Psycho: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

Nagisa: FINE I WANT YOU GUYS TO FUCK ME

The three of them: what...?

Nagisa: you heard m-me

Terasaka: ew fuck no that's gay

Yoshida: nagisa non of us swing that way

Muramatsu: yeah dude

Psycho: how much money would change your mind *hand the three of them blank checks*

Muramatsu and yoshida: THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING *starts writing down how much money they want*

Terasaka: fuck no I don't care how much money you give me I'm not fucking him

Psycho: fine I never thought it would go this far *hands terasaka a photo*

Terasaka: where the fuck did you get this I thought I burned them all

Psycho: I have my ways and if you don't fuck the little one I WILL show the class

Terasaka: wow blackmailing me to rape some one that's a new low even for you

Psycho: I know I like to set the bar low now are all of you in

The three of them: *nods*

Psycho: good ok Nagisa you're all set

Nagisa: can some one shot me now T~T

-skippity skippity skop-

Psycho: so how was your first foursome

Nagisa:I had to take a shower after the last time to wash off my sham and impurities now I think I'm going to do it again

Psycho: oh poor baby doesn't like getting repeatedly anel fucked by his classmates oh get over it

Nagisa: do you even hear yourself

Psycho: no I tend to not listen why'll I talk

Nagisa: isn't that what we all do

Psycho: yeah NEXT MAN CHILD *looks at the list* aw yes the next one is maehara

Maehara: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Nagisa: oh great

Maehara: what do yea need

Psycho: *nudges nagisa* go for it man

Nagisa: I ran out of things to say

Psycho: use the one you where going to do on terasaka

Nagisa: n-no not t-that one

Psycho: so you have any other ideas

Maehara: can I go now it seems like you don't want me

Nagisa: w-wait um... h-hey big b-boy I was w-wondering if m-maybe I could *whispers in maehara's ear* p-play a dirty game w-with you~

Maehara: ...

Nagisa: what d-do you a-say maemae

Maehara: I don't now what else to say then ok

Nagisa: *sigh* I knew it

Psycho: hehehehe >:3

-Mmmm~ homo-

Psycho: ok one more guy to go

Nagisa: isn't it two more

Psycho: n-no it's n-not now let's go f-find Mimura

Nagisa: what about Itona

Psycho: n-no I t-think w-we already did h-him

Nagisa: no we didn't wait Psycho do you LIKE itona

Psycho: S-SHUT UP I D-DO NOT

Nagisa: AH YOU DO LIKE HIM

Psycho: I DO NOT NOW LETS GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH *face is bright red*

Nagisa: *thinks 'I think I found some blackmail on psycho'*

-KISS KISS FALL IN LO- oops wrong anime-

Nagisa: hey psycho

Psycho: what

Nagisa: how long have you liked Itona

Psycho: can we just drop the subject

Nagisa: fineeeee

Psycho: where the fuck is mimura

Nagisa: oh his right there

Psycho: MIMURA GET CHO ASS OVER HERE

Mimura: *walks to them* no psycho I have not finished the video

Psycho: it's not about that

Nagisa: what video

Psycho: it's not important

Mimura: what do you want then

Psycho: *face palms* mimura... just guess

Mimura: what I thought since I was doing this I would not do THAT

Nagisa: I am so confused doing what

Psycho: nagisa quite the adults are talking

Nagisa: *crosses arms and pouts*

Psycho: now mimura you know what you got to do

Mimura: fine *mumbles* I better experience getting paid a lot

Nagisa: but I didn't say anything

Psycho: shut up the man agreed NOW GO *shoves then in a room* my work here is done

-you know the drill-

Psycho: thanks mimura and I hope to see that video finished by Wednesday

Mimura: yeah yeah

Psycho: *walks away with Nagisa* so where done

Nagisa: not yet

Psycho: wow I have never seen you this eager to fuck some one

Nagisa: i-it's not like t-that

Psycho: what ever you say naGAYsa

Nagisa: S-SHUT UP

Psycho: NAGAYSA NAGAYSA

Nagisa: SHUT UP

Itona: can you be quite I am trying to work on something

Psycho: s-sorry

Nagisa: *sigh* since your here I need to tell you something

Itona: hm?

Nagisa: *sigh* it's ok Nagisa this is like your 14th time doing this

Itona: just spit it out

Nagisa: I LKKE YOUR FACE WANNA BANG *thinks 'great Nagisa just great'*

Itona: if this is some weird way of telling me you like me then sorry but I'm not gay

Psycho: *sighs in relief*

Itona: what's wrong with you

Psycho: NOTHING ASSHOLE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU *thinks 'AHHH WHATS WRONG WITH ME'*

Itona: jeez you don't have to be such a bitch

Psycho: SHUT UP *slaps Itona*

Itona: what is wrong with you psycho

Psycho: AHHH I SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT

Nagisa: I'm just going to go

Psycho: NO YOU AREN'T *grabs Nagisa wrist*

Nagisa: ahhhh let go

Psycho: *face is bright red* you aren't leaving me

Itona: I'm outta here jeez *walks away*

Psycho: *whispers* w-wait please

Nagisa: let's go

Psycho: y-yeah *walks to her room*

-with Nagisa-

Nagisa: I have to tell someone about this

Nakamura: *pops outta no where* tell someone what

Nagisa: n-nakamura where did you come from

Nakamura: the shadows know what do you need to tell someone

Nagisa: *looks around* ok but you better not tell ANYONE

Nakamura: awwwww but that's the best part

Nagisa: Nakamura

Nakamura: fine now spill

Nagisa: ok psycho likes itona

Nakamura: what really that's shocking he doesn't seem like here type but whatever

Nagisa: and you better not tell anyone

Nakamura:*smirks* don't worry the secrets safe with me

Nagisa: I don't think this going to end so well

Hey guys sorry for not updating much I've just haven't had any motivation to write for some reason it's the same for my other books so sorry I haven't been posting any one shots or the second chapter of "our little secret" it's just been hard for me and I also have been watching to many anime's and that's taking some of my time up XD but I promise that I will TRY to continue it and write them more frequently I know I hate it too one someone won't update a new chapter to a book I like but I just have to be patient so yeah sorry for the mini rant but yeah XD

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