This is basically what I'm thinking of doing:

(Btw,this is a example what I'm basically gonna type for the Lui one. If I'm ever gonna do it.)

11-25-17

Dear,WHAT AM I EVEN DOING?

          Gou thought it would be a good idea to get me this...thing...I'm not even sure what this is. Like,it's not even Christmas nor my Birthday yet. I'm not even sure if he knows what day my birthday is anyway. I'm probably gonna burn this later. So yeah...you can leave now...BYE. GO. NOW. BYE.

                                                                                           From,a guy named Lui

OK.

I THINK THAT WAS BAD.

SO YEA.

SHOULD I DO THIS?

AND IF I SHOULD,WHO SHOULD I DO? 

ANYWAY BAI!!!