This thing you're reading.
This crap.
This just got 300+ views.
Some proof:

A lot more than meh book of randomness.
Like.
Just.
Wow.
I never thought I'd get this many views.
I also never knew that I'd get dares/questions/whatever in the first place.
Never knew this would ever happen.
So yah.
Thanks really.
I'm really surprised that you guys are reading this.
Like what I said in meh book of randomness,I'm not the best writer.
Like everything I write at school is total crap.
So.
Thanks a bunch.
I'm.
Just.
Wow.
I'm speechless.
Sorry for wasting your time.
I'll upload the next few parts when I have time.
So yea.
Bye.
(Also,H A P P Y  H A L L O W E E N my mini shnerbs!)