all right murder on Christmas!

Midnight_Blue_Howl asks: how would u murder some one on Christmas?
Then she explains how she would do it, check the comments two chapters back to see, her murderous ways. Now let's get started!
Savvy: Ok for this I think I'm welcoming Bill back to the stand to help me! Along with Jeff, and myself.
Bill and Jeff: WHY ARE WE CONSIDERED MURDEROUS? *looks at each other* ....what?
Savvy: Jeff you fashioned your last name to be "killer". And Bill.....you  a dremon. Any who I guess I need to make this Christmas related? Yeah. Let's do this.
Steps to properly kill you victim yanderee savvy Chan style.
1) lead or force them to a confined area.
2) Have a body bag or box there. Make sure to have you vehicle close by.
3) Trank that iron hoe, and shove em in the container
4) Take them to where ever you plan to kill the victim.
5) the them up and wait for them to wake.
6) while wearing rubber gloves (since the beginning of course) watch them have fear in there eyes as you take a sharp candy cane (what you get to eat a little candy while they wake up?) and stab there neck. Watching the lights leave there eyes.
7) clean up, burn the evidence, burn the body, eat the candy cane.
Savvy: so yeah.....
Jeff and Bill: Why did u need us?
Savvy: because you love me! Plus I'll get hate for not adding murderers to the chapter. So vote, comment, and follow! Good byeeeeeeeeeeeee

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