@-Hetalia_Mindanao- "Admin: I dare you to bring out The Pirate you and go to the world conference like that."

Fine. *attends next world conference with pirate outfit*

America. Uhh, dude, why are you dressed like Captain Crunch?

Me. Uh....

France. Where are your pigsty clothes, Britain? Did you finally gained a better taste of apparel and decided to dress like the pirate you used to-

Me. Shut up, butter ape!!