@minervargas - 'I dare you to meet luciano'

Okay?

*after some time*

UK. Hello, Luciano. It's... nice to meet you.

Luciano. *giving me a scornful look* Oliver's 1p, huh? 

UK. Yes-

Luciano. Look, do I look like I want to communicate right now? You fucking bastard, who do you think you are?

UK. Oh excuse me, I was just trying to be nice! And I happen to be older than you!

Luciano. Tch! Like age even matters! What do you want, anyway?!

UK. Er... just talk?

Luciano. Look. How many fingers am I holding up? None! That's the amount of fucks I give, eyebrowed unicorn boy!