@TaviTheFab - "Okay I dare you tO CONFESS YOUR LOVE TO PERCY"

Fine.

@--PercyJackson--

I DON'T love you.

I'm sorry. I have no interest in you whatsoever.

Tavi, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I really don't.

If you really want me to say otherwise, I can fake my feelings, but that's very un-gentlemanlike.

So don't bloody rage at me. Ok.