ChristianTheFox

Mindanao - Cross the border? Where?

London - Detroit-Windsor, of course...

Mindanao - Ah, uh huh...

*Mindanao teleports himself to the Ambassador Bridge.*

Mindanao - Fortunately, I won't have to  d r a i n  any hostiles now that everyone is gone...

*He pads across the bridge, only to be intercepted by a border security officer.*

Officer - Oi, you! Where're your papers?

Mindanao - I don't need papers, I'm an animal.

Officer - You're a TALKING animal which means you had better have papers!

Mindanao - Ugh... come close, I'll show you my "papers."

*The officer walks close, only to be the first (in this universe) to discover that Mindanao is, in fact, a vampire. Mindanao then completes his crossing in peace.*