Ame:

Mori: YOU BETTER NOT! YOU BETTER STOP!

Monokuma: Let me explain the rules of the class tria-

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Monokuma: Ok! Ok!

Kaito: I don't even know why we're having a trial! *sniffs* IT WAS OBVIOUSLY TOGAMI!!!!

Touko: HOW DARE YOU!! MY WHITE KNIGHT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

Aoi: well, I wouldn't blame him...

Togami: Me? You cretin. what evidence is there?

Kaito: YOU DIDN'T REACT AT ALL WHEN YOU SAW THAT MAKI ROLL WAS DEAD

Nagito: Hehe to be fair, I didn't either. In fact I was happy about it

Hajime: you're digging your own grave, Nagito. Like... Like you always do.

Chiaki: l e t h i m

Kokichi: Dang, and I thought Maki was salty, but Chiaki.... Is a fucking ocean.

Kaito: DON'T SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD *Bawling* MAKI WAS AN ANGEL... who killed people... BUT STILL

Shuichi: Kaito and Maki were very close, so we should take this more seriously for his sake, ok Kokichi?

Kokichi: Fiiiiinneeee. You're lucky I love you.

Shuichi: hehe.. Thanks...

Ame: well what do we have to prove the killer with??

Hiyoko: I meaaann would it be too far fetched to say it was Kaito himself?

Mahiru: HIYOKO!

Kaito: K-Kill M-Maki?! M-ME?! I WOULD NEVER!!!

Hiyoko: by your reaction, I think I'm right on the money.

Fuyuhiko: Hiyoko, you're just trying to be a bitch

Peko: Young master-

Hiyoko: HEY! Aren't us midgets supposed to stay together??

Fuyuhiko: M-MIDGET?! I FUCKING SWEAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Leon: if there's anyone who's gonna be fucking your mother it's m-

Sayaka: L-LEOOOONN-KUUUUNNNN!! MY SUPER WEEBY EARS DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH UNKAWAII WORDS DESUUUUU

Naegi: Kirigiri? You seem to have something on your mind.

Kirigiri: yes, it's about something we found on the body. The gummies

Akane: I could really go for some gummies rn...

Hiyoko: what about, MY STOLEN GUMMIES?

Kirigiri: that's exactly it. The stolen gummies may have given Hiyoko a motive.

Hiyoko: OH! SO NOW IIIII KILLED SALTY ASS SIN BITCH?

Kokichi: I like that nickname...

Kirigiri: it is a possibility.

Shuichi: That would make sense, as the killer would had to of been a girl, correct?

Tenko: A FEMALE KILLER?! HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT CONCUSSION, YOU DEGENERATE MALE?!

Shuichi: it's about the bonfire. Since the weapon was burned, and only girls were allowed, it would be safe to assume so correct?

Tenko: WH-WHAA??? I-I mean... I gues-

Naegi: NO THAT'S WRONG!

Shuichi: huh?

Hajime: he's right, how do we know the weapon was burned?!

Shuichi: O-Oh my bad! I just thought, since th-there isn't a single o-other way to dispose of a blunt weapon on th-these school g-grounds I-I just as-assumed...

Kokichi: Yeah! If you can give me a single other way it could have been disposed here, we'll talk

Shuichi: don't be so stubborn, Kokichi

Hajime: Well... I guess they could have dug a whole in the ground and buried it but... There isn't any evidence leading to that either.

Makoto: and since there are so many of us who do many different things around the school, requiring us to look in different places for supplies and such, hiding it doesn't seem to be a very good choice either because someone's bound to find it.

Kirigiri: so it's safe to assume it was burned then? Nice work, fellow ultimate detective.

Shuichi: Th-Th-Thanks!!

Kokichi: Hey!

Kirigiri: so based on the evidence we have so far, the fact that the killer could only have been female, and Hiyoko's stolen gummies, Hiyoko is a strong suspect.

Tenko: Wait, no, that can't be possible! Hiyoko was at the bonfire all night long! Aaaand she was right on time.

Sakura: Thats right. And she only left when everyone went to sleep.

Korekiyo: kuku, do you think someone was trying to frame her, then?

Hajime: that's likely

Ishimaru: I know I've stayed pretty silent this whole time! However, I did see something strange before we found the body!

Kokichi: before? That was pretty early...

Ishimaru: I always wake up at 4:30am to patrol the school!

Ame: I.. Shit... I didn't kno-

Mori: *covers her mouth*

Ishimaru: right before the announcement, I saw Mr. Saihara randomly appear in the hall! Like he had teleported or something!

Shuichi: *glares at Ame*

Ame: hEhEhE

Kokichi: you're trying to say it was Shuichi?! Are you high?! There's no way in hell it could have been him. We were together all night!

Makoto: the murder didn't have to happen at night. It could have happened early in the day. Maybe from 1am to 5am?

Kokichi: Why are you so set on it being Shuichi?!

Tenko: he IS a degenerate. I don't blame them.

Ibuki: Aaaaannnddd Ibuki has heard that you know when people lie! Was ishimaru lying about what he saw?

Kokichi: w-well no... But that doesn't explain anything!! Right, Shuichi?

Shuichi:....

Kokichi: Shuichi??

Ame: great... All according to plan.

Kokichi: huh?

Shuichi: Oh, Shut up, Ame. *pushes button on a remote*

Ame: *falls to the ground*

Mori: Hey! Turn her back on-

Shuichi: *pushes button and Mori also falls down*

Everyone: *Screams*

Kiibo: SO MORI AND AME WERE MY KIND ALL ALONG?!

Kokichi: THAT'S NOT WHAT WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW, KIIBOY. SHUICHI, CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!

Shuichi: hehehe... Isn't it obvious. I guess you could say I'm the one who put all this together.

Sonia: the one who provides the cookie dough we get paid in?!

Kazuichi: don't think that's what he meant

Shuichi: all the asks and dares were fun and all... But it was getting boring. So... Why not turn it into one giant killing game?!

Junko: I'm starting to like this guy!! Who the despair of betrayal!!!

Kokichi: SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED MAKI?! SHUICHI, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I-I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE PERSON I COULD TRUST!

Kaito: B-Bro...! AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH, YOU GO KILL MY GIRLFRIEND?!

Shuichi: hehe, sorry you two, I'm not exactly who you think I a-

Maki: *slams door open* okay this is getting painful to watch.

Ame: finally. The floor is not comfortable.

Shuichi: OH THANK ATUA! Im glad that didn't have to last very long.

Kaito: M-MAKI?!?!?! Y-YOURE ALIVE?!?! MAAAAKKKKIIIIIIIIII!!!  *Pulls her into a tight hug*

Kokichi: h-huh? IT WAS A LIE?! SHUICHI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Mori: welp. That's all we got for today! See you next time!!!!