@SaltyDerp

"Oi, Shittykawa!" Iwaizumi muttered as Oikawa opened the door, "hurry up!"

"Coming, I—" The brunet cut himself off, "Bakazumi!"

It was silent for a moment as Iwaizumi stared at him, with his signature completely-fucking-angry expression. The silence was deafening. Oikawa expected death.

"What did you just call me?"

"I'm s-sorry, Bakazumi," Oikawa said shakily, grimacing. He was going to be murdered; he was sure of it.

"Oi, Shittykawa," he growled, "don't fucking call me that."

"Sorry!"

-

"Oi, Bakazumi!"

"Eh?!"

"Nevermind!"

-

"Bakazumi?" Matsukawa smirked as Oikawa used the newfound nickname.

"No, no definitely not," Oikawa groaned, "Please don't mention it."

"But we rather like this new development," Hanamaki smirked. Iwaizumi smashed a volleyball in to their faces.

That's the story of how Oikawa died, the end.