Third person view

Location: Soejammy's House

As Soejammy was currently doing his usual business, a knock on the door could be heard as he got up and answered the door.

Soejammy: I swear if it is another one of those people that are trying to convince me of doing something, such as leaving a paper in trying religion, I will-

Opening the door, Soejammy found no one there as he looked down to see a box and some paper.

Soejammy: Let's see... "You still have dares and truths to do, you are obligated to finishing your duty." Who the hell sent this???

The letter extended magically as Soejammy widened his eyes at this and looked at the paper.

Soejammy: "And failure to continue what you started will result in your book being blown up"?! My Truth or Dare book!? Why!? Everyone loves that shit!!

The paper magically extends more to reveal more of a message.

Soejammy: "It's not like you continue it much regardless. Not my problem." OH SCREW YOU, MYSTERY PERSON!!! I'll continue the damn book! I am a loyal writer of fun games and events!! What do you want me to do!?

The paper extended again as Soejammy's eyes widened in shock of what Soejammy read.

Soejammy: Oh, you EVIL sons of a bitches... Ugh...! FINE!!! You're all evil for making the CPUs go through this. Of course not Rom and Ram. At least there's SOME hope for humanity...

Opening a portal to the Hyper dimension, Soejammy stepped through and headed to Planeptune in hopes the CPUs were there.

Dimension: Hyper

Location: Planeptune Basilicom

In the Planeptune Basilicom, the CPUs were playing games with each other and their sisters, when a portal opens up and the CPUs began to complain.

Neptune: Hey! I was busy trying to kick their butts!

Noire: Says you! I was busy trying to keep luring you in for free hits!

Neptune: What!?

Vert: At least someone puts more of a fight than you two.

Blanc: You talking to me Thunder Tits!?

Soejammy just blinked as he looked at Nepgear.

Soejammy: Should I even ask...?

Nepgear: They been playing "Super Smash Sister Ultimate" for two days straight...

Uni: They're trying to figure out who is the best fighter in the game...

Ram: They won't give up!!

Rom: It's beginning to become scary...

Soejammy sweats at the mention of all of this as Soejammy sets the crate he was carrying down and went to the TV to turn it off. This sets off the CPUs as they got enraged by Soejammy turning their TV off. The four stand up and begin to argue as Soejammy looked at Nepgear and Uni to cover Rom and Ram's ears. The two nod their heads and do such that. Soejammy takes a deep breath as he began to yell with a big head and spit flying from his lips.

Soejammy: WILL YOU FOUR SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!?!?! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE IMMATURE BRATS WEARING DIAPERS!!! GET THE FUCK TOGETHER AND SETTLE YOUR ASSES DOWN!!!

The four CPUs looked at Soejammy as they trembled from him yelling at them. Neptune, Noire, Vert and Blanc calmed down and sat back down on the couch where they were playing video games on. Soejammy took a deep breath and looked at them.

Soejammy: Thank you. Now, we can get to business. We're continuing the Truth or Dare section of the book.

Noire: You mean the book where you make us go through insane and idiotic dares or requests for the readers???

Soejammy: Look, I don't disagree, but this is something that I have to do. It's a duty I have to follow with the promise I made with my readers.

Neptune: And the last one, you almost got eaten alive by a girl that kicked all our butts!!

Soejammy raises his hands and shakes his head.

Soejammy: Okay. That's true. That one could have been dealt with in a more... Controlled way. But I'm willing to be more prepared for what could happen in the near future.

Uni: Let's just get this over with... What dares are we having to do this time...?

Soejammy: Unfortunately, Rom and Ram are excluded from today. But Neptune has a question she has to answer. Noire has a dare to handle and I have one personally given to me to do.

Neptune: OOooooo~!! What question is for me???

Soejammy: Here we go. Ahem... Pokefan12r asks, "Hey Neptune who is your favorite marvel hero? Mine is Spider-man."

Neptune: Marvel heroes huh?? Hmm... Mine would have to be witty, a jokester and just as annoying... I guess I would have to go with Spider-Man too. I mean, come on! Spinning webs and making quips to enemies??? I do it too!!

Noire: At least you're not really doing that...

Neptune: Says the tsundere that actually cosplayed as one~

Neptune begins to pull out a picture of Noire as it showed her cosplaying as Spider-Man as all the CPUs widen their eyes in shock. Soejammy stares at Neptune very suspiciously while Noire went wide eyed at seeing the image.

Noire: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?

Neptune: No where special~ Hehehe~

Soejammy: Neptune...

Soejammy reached and clutched Neptune's shoulder as the CPU froze up in fear.

Neptune: Y-Yeah Jammy...?

Soejammy: You wouldn't have stole that image from my phone... DID YOU...?

Neptune looked at Soejammy as she chuckled for a moment before being whacked hard to be sent into the wall. Soejammy looked at Neptune as he was fuming.

Soejammy: Don't EVER take what I find on the internet without my permission!!!

Neptune: O-Okay...

The room was quiet as it was an awkward silence as Uni was the first to talk.

Uni: You did look nice as a Spider-Man, Sis.

Noire: Uni. Too soon.

Uni: Kay...

Noire: What's this dare about me for?

Soejammy got the next letter and read the note.

Soejammy: From a friend of mine, Dbzforlife16 says, "I dare Noire to spend a whole entire day with Neptune without being such a Tsundere."

Noire's eyes burst open as she looked at the camera, mainly talking to Dbz.

Noire: ARE YOU NUTS!? WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?

Soejammy: To prove you can handle Neptune?

Blanc: To show your resolve?

Vert: To torture you?

Everyone looked at Vert as the CPU herself wondered why they looked at her.

Vert: What??? Noire couldn't stand being with Neptune for an entire day.

Blanc: My bet would be 2 hours...

Soejammy: I say she give up instantly at the first sign of annoyance...

Noire: WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING BETS ABOUT ME!?

Neptune: Well~ Well~ Well~ Am I going to start annoying Noire~?

Soejammy: Noire hasn't even agreed to anything.

Neptune began to hug Noire and looked at her.

Neptune: Want to play games~? Dress up~? Cuddle~?

Noire looked at Neptune and lifted her up to toss her to the wall right next to the one Soejammy had tossed her to earlier.

Soejammy: Okay... That kinda... Proves it...

Noire: I may be associated with her, but I am NOT spending a whole day with her. ESPECIALLY not by myself!!

Neptune: Noire is being mean to me...

Soejammy: Just... Cheer up Neptune... I even brought something sweet.

Once Soejammy went to the crate, he opened it up for the CPUs to see. Inside it, was a crate full of pudding. Neptune was the last to see this as her eyes turned into pudding.

Neptune: Pudding!!!

Neptune took a cup as Blanc, Vert and Noire took one too. The door opened to see IF and Compa walk in as they saw the chaos in the room.

IF: What did we miss?

Compa: Did Nep-Nep make Noire angry again?

Soejammy: Has this happened before???

IF and Compa nod their heads as they looked at the crate of pudding and decided to help themselves. Nepgear and Uni also took a package for themselves as Rom and Ram were about to take a cup for themselves too. But before the two could, Soejammy got in their way as he crouched down and looked at them.

Soejammy: How about I get you two ice cream? It can be any flavor you want and I will pay for it. My treat~ Sound better than regular pudding, am I right~?

Rom and Ram's eyes widen at the mention of ice cream and how much they could get. They got excited as Soejammy began to lead the two away as the others were too focused on eating the pudding already. Soejammy silently spoke to himself with dread.

Soejammy: I wish I didn't do it, but it was a dare on my end I had to do. I'm so sorry... At least Rom and Ram would be spared...

Soejammy soon went with Rom and Ram to go get ice cream as the others sounded happily eating pudding.

One hour later...

Having returned with Rom and Ram, Soejammy allowed them to stay down on the bottom floor while he went up. Upon reaching the desired floor Soejammy wanted to reach, he began to sigh heavily with what he might hear soon.

Soejammy: This dare, is by far, the worst ever... Of all time...

Upon reaching the door, Soejammy opened the door and could hear lots of noises inside as Soejammy knew what was going on. When poking his head in, he could see clothes around on the floor and furniture. Sounds of kissing and multiple voices could be heard. Giggling, gasping and other things could be heard as Soejammy paled at what was going on and closes the door slowly.

Soejammy: I... Think I should return Rom and Ram to Lowee before going home... This damned dare... Why the hell would anyone do this...?

Looking at the note, it was read that it was a dare sent by Shironeko_Hitsune257 as it read "I have a dare: Take the crate with the aphrodisic pudding, and everyone, but Rom and Ram has to eat one. Good luck, literally."

Soejammy: That's not even how you spell that... It's "aphrodisiac". I may be a grammar nerd, but that's what you get when you write stories a lot. You want to make the grammar accurate for everyone to read and enjoy. But with that, this section is done and I still have more to plan for. Please pray for my safety from my CPU friends...!!

Soejammy began to run as he went to get Rom and Ram traveled back to Lowee as he returned home to prepare anything that could protect him from the CPUs' wrath.