The Great Pudding Search Pt. 1 and crossover anime.

Location: Lastation' Basilicom.



On the balcony of the Basilicom in Lastation. Vert, Noire and Blanc were having a nice talk as Soejammy cleared his throat. This gained their attention as Soejammy had a serious look on his face.

Soejammy: You know why I have called you three here?

Noire: No. You just said to meet up here and not say anything to Neptune.

Blanc: Even mentioned about the topic being work related.

Vert: You do know Neptune by now. You should know Neptune hates work.

Soejammy: Exactly. That's the whole reason why on staying away from here.

The three CPUs look at each other in confusion to Soejammy's statement.

Noire: So wait... You intentionally planned on having Neptune out of this?

Soejammy: With what is in store... Yes. Mainly about a dare involving you three.

Soejammy tosses an envelope to the table as it slides to the middle of the three.

Soejammy: You're dare, and you have no choice but to accept-

Vert: Huh. A Mission Impossible reference.

Soejammy: -is so dire that you're lives could be at stake.

The three looked at the envelope as Blanc made the move to grab it. When she opened it to take the paper out, she grew wide eyed at what she read.

Noire: What is it??

Blanc: From Karma874, they dared Vert, you and even myself to hide Neptune's pudding secretly!

Vert: Do they have any idea what they are doing when asking that...??

Noire: You have to be kidding me!

Blanc: That's not the worse of it... We have to keep hiding it and deny any to known knowledge of the location...

Vert and Noire groaned at hearing that and sweat.

Noire: Let's just hope I don't get attacked again.

Vert: I saw how Neptune attacked Jammy last time... It was not fun to watch...

Blanc: To be honest, Neptune has it coming for giving the audience her reactions...



Three days later...

Location: Planeptune's Basilicom.



In the Basilicom, Neptune's head rises in front of the camera. She looks left and right as she groans in distraught as Nepgear walked in on hearing her.

Neptune: Ugh... Where did all my pudding go...?! I had a whole supply and even the pudding Jammy gave me as part of my deal! I don't even know how they just disappeared on me...!

Nepgear went towards her sister and rubbed her back.

Nepgear: If you want, I could make you some more?

Neptune: That would be helpful Nep. Jr. I haven't had any pudding for three days! Always with the threes in games and everything!

Nepgear: I know sis... Don't worry, I'll make you some real quick.

Nepgear left the room and went into the kitchen. The doorbell rang as IF and Compa entered along with Soejammy, Noire, Blanc, their sisters and Vert.

Neptune: Any clues as to where my pudding is??

IF: Sorry Nep... We looked everywhere.

Compa: We searched high and low to find out where they all went...

Soejammy: And my pockets seem to be drying up faster than I can sleep and write...

Noire, Vert and Blanc went to the couch to take a seat and give their part in this while Uni, Rom and Ram took some seats.

Noire: You know how busy I am. I hardly have time to look for those things.

Uni: Not like we're your personal care takers.

Vert: And I've hardly had time to look because of my guild in Four Goddesses Online...

Blanc: With my book release coming up, I had to work at night just to keep on schedule...

Ram: Plus, Rom and I were busy trying to find paper to draw.

Rom: When we did, we made lots of pictures!

Neptune groaned at hearing this and slammed her head onto the table. She had a controller as she began playing video games.

Neptune: My life is meaningless without pudding!!

Soejammy: You say that even though games are part of your life too!!

Neptune: It's not the same without them!

Neptune began to cry as Nepgear walked in with some pudding on a tray.

Nepgear: Here you go sis! Some fresh pudding for you!

Neptune's eyes lit up at hearing Nepgear with pudding ready to eat, but Nepgear trips and tosses up the tray of pudding. Soejammy looks at Vert with a question.

Soejammy: How are the odds of something funny happening to Nepgear?

Vert: High depending on what you know.

Soejammy: Right.

As the tray comes down, Nepgear yells. Upon sight of Nepgear, some pudding is splattered all over her. Some had gotten on her legs, thighs, her clothes, collarbone, breast and even on her face. In the pose she was making could take any hearts away from her innocent look.

Soejammy: Hmm... Would that be lewd enough?

Soejammy looked at Vert who had some blood dripping from her nose. Soejammy sweats from seeing Vert.

Soejammy: I take that as a yes...

Nepgear: Oh my goodness! Why did this happen?!

Soejammy found a pair of prop glasses and pushed them up slightly with his index finger.

Soejammy: Comic relief.

Nepgear: How am I-

Neptune pounces on Nepgear as she began to lick the pudding off her. Nepgear began to laugh each time Neptune licked the pudding off.

Nepgea: S-Sis?! *giggles* Wh-What are-?!

Neptune: The pudding is losing it's flavor! I need to eat it while I can!

Nepgear: At least let me make more after I clean up!

Neptune: I have had no pudding for over three fricken days! I need pudding now!

Neptune continued to lick the pudding off Nepgear as Vert passed out from nosebleeds.

IF: Compa! Help me restrain Nep!

Compa: We're coming Ge-Ge!

 Rom and Ram were laughing at the whole scene as Neptune was tied up to a chair while Nepgear went to clean herself off.

Soejammy: Okay. Now that we have that out of the way, how about we talk about a question for a day?

Soejammy pulls out an envelope and pulls out a paper.

Soejammy: From our good friend Slayer7Reading, he asks if I had made a crossover with any anime in general between two anime, no matter how serious or stupid, what would they be?

Soejammy puts the note down and chuckles to himself.

Soejammy: Well, I had thought of something and always think about how Jump Force or J-Stars where characters from the Shonen Jump had made. I was thinking... What if Yu Yu Hakusho had a crossover with Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo. Just think of all the wacky things could happen in combining both of those shows together? It would be chaos while being funny at the same time!

Just then the wall behind Soejammy exploded as nose hair launched him into a wall.

???: The proper term is wigin out!

IF: What the-?! Nose hair?!

Noire: Who are you?!

In the spot light, a muscular dude wearing a blue shirt and black pants enters through the wall. He has dark skin as he has a golden afro along with some sunglasses.

???: Well. My name. My name is...

The camera zooms in close to his face as he begins to proclaim his name, along with each character running across the screen.

???: -Jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugesugematsufunfaimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiyapparikojibaibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindaigurindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke! And in case you don't know your memes ladies and gentlemen, here is the link down below!

The person slaps a video onto the page in showing a reference.

https://youtu.be/ltKWEqC7oMs

Soejammy: That is not your name! I know you! The funniest anime character in all of Shonen Jump, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

Nose hair hits Soejammy in the face and sends him through the roof.

Bobobo: And you better believe it!! I heard my name being called and I know it was someone here!

The roof crumbles a bit as Blanc pointed to the hole in the roof he made from knocking Soejammy through it.

Blanc: You did... It was the man you sent flying through the roof just now.

Bobobo looks through the roof as Soejammy comes back down and lands on it.

Bobobo: I see. Such a frail young lad isn't he?

Soejammy gains a tick mark and looks at Bobobo.

Soejammy: Hey! That is no- Huh?!

What he saw next was Bobobo in a high school girl's dress with some lipstick on as he talked a little more feminine.

Bobobo: I'm quite sorry for sending through the roof, I just get so embarrassed when someone talks about me~

Soejammy sweats and looks at Bobobo.

Soejammy: Uh... That's okay... But are you really sorry...?

In an instant, Bobobo grabs Soejammy from behind and suplexs him back into the living room in the Basilicom and holds him in that spot. Soejammy had his mouth wide open and his eyes were shooting out comically.

Bobobo: Nooooooooot!!

Soejammy: S-Someone! Help!!

The camera pans over to Blanc as she gives the outro of the ask corner while Neptune laughs and points at Soejammy's pain.

Blanc: And with that, that ends it for now. Keep sending those questions, dares and pranks. Soejammy will try and keep up as best he can.

Soejammy: DON'T END WITH ME-



End.



The wall opens up to show Bobobo with a message.

Bobobo: For those that want me to return for more, be sure to talk about me and my friends!

The wall closes after the message he gave to the audience.

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