My own question.

Instead of a dare, I'm going to do a DARE!

Rin: oh no...

Okay, so, I dare you guys to put on hoddies that resemble your animals.

Rin: what do you mean 'our animals'?

Me: you guys are depicted as animals, for example, Rin you are a shark. Makoto is a killer whale. Rei is a butterfly. Nagisa is a penguin a-

Nagisa: Yes!

Rei: butterflies are beautiful so as a result, I WILL wear this hoddie.

Me: YES! As I was saying, and Haruka-

Haru: I don't like to be called Haruka.

Me: *gasp* he spoke. Any who, Haruka is a dolphin.

Rin: do we have to do this?

Me: what? You chicken? *smirk*

Rin: NO!

Me: that's what I thought, h-

Rin: wait, we don't have to do this. We don't have the hoodies.

Me: *holds up new hoddies* think again.

Rin: shit.

Me: NOW PUT THE DAMN THINGS ON! *throws hoddies at them*

Rei, Mako, Nagisa, Rin: Yes mam! *puts hoddies on*

Me: *stares at Haru* put. It. On.

Haru: *puts it on*

Me: TO ADORABLE!!!!! *dies*

Nagisa: *pokes at my lifeless body with a stick* guys... she's dead.

*everyone bursts into panic except Haru*