@coolvev I dare canty to slap Jeff in the face with another pineapple, then Jeff eats it and canty yells "cannibal!!!!"

Jeff: Wait, what??

Canty: *runs up to Penelope the Pineapple* Hey, can I borrow you for a sec?

Penelope: Sure, what for?

Canty: *grabs Penelope*

Penelope: AAAH PUT ME DOWN

Canty: *runs up to Jeff* *slaps Jeff with Penelope*

Jeff: OW CANTY WHY

Canty: Yaaaay, good job Penelope!!

Jeff: EVIL *eats Penelope*

Penelope: ...I didn't sign up for this

Canty: *gasp* JEFF, YOU CANNIBAL!!!

Jeff: MWAHAHAHAHAAAA

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun...