AryaEvans I dare Jeff and Canty to get run over by Sue and eaten as fruit salad at Dess and Thorin's wedding.

Scene: June 11th, 2015
The Wedding

Jeff: Ah, love is in the air...blegh I hate it

Canty: You're just jealous cuz you can't get a girlfriend.

Jeff: yeah well I don't see you going out with anyone

Canty: #NotAmused

Sue: SURPRISE!!! *runs over Jeff*

Canty: THANK YOU

Sue: *runs over Canty*

Canty: #StillNotAmused

Terry: *catches the pieces of Jeff and Canty in a bowl* *sets it on table*

Later...

Dess: Ooh, who made this fruit salad? It looks amazing!

Thorin: Not as amazing as you, dear. *smiles at Dess*

Crowd: AWWWWW THAT'S SO SWEET!!

Dess: *takes a bite of salad* Eckhhh what is this, it tastes like evil!!

Thorin: WHO DARES TRY TO POISON MY WIFE

Sue: oh crap *runs (rides? Lawnmowers?) off*

Dess: We can't let anyone else taste this poison!

Thorin: I have an idea...

Even later...

Azog: *looks outside* *sees bowl* Ooh, for me? Awesome! *eats entire bowl in one bite*

Jeff: Well this was unexpected...

Canty: #NotAmused