@kittygirlmoo WHO IS JEFF???

Jeff: GASP *faints*

Me: Well, Jeff is the pineapple that I had a dream that I was dating. He's also evil.

Jeff: AM NOT

Me: YOU ARE AN UNCONTROLLABLE MURDERER

Jeff: Good point. *stabs random person who happens to be walking by*

Random Person: *dies*

Me: SEE???

Jeff: Whatevs. Laters!!! *kills half of the population*