Villain Chapter
Thanks for 33.3k. I am third of the way to 100k views!! Here is the villain chapter. About the advice column, I'm thinking about it. I should probably test it out first so for my special chapter (35k) I am going to do an advice chapter. If you want to get a head start on it, you can ask for advice right now (end of this chapter). There is going to be a bit of filler for the first part so the questions won't start until the middle. Thank you for all the get well messages. I am much better now. Oh and thanks for the good lucks for my American Studies Test. I think I got a 72(ish), but hey! I would of gotten a 50 if it wasn't for you guys! PLEASE ASK!!
All Villains: *walk the black carpet then have a seat in the auditorium*
Snips: Welcome Villains! Thank you all for coming tonight.
Snails: We are going to ask you a few questions and then you can go home, or to your dungen.
Snips: Even if it's hard to answer, please try and answer it.
Aria: Can this pony hurry up!? He's hurting my brain.
Snips: All right, first question is for Diamond Tiara from PoeDPanda.
Snails: Do you know that you are the horrible pony in Equestria and that you're not liked?
Snips: Snails! Don't say it like that!
Diamond Tiara: Moi? Unliked? Yeah right. You guys are two buffoons that are unliked! And I am not a villain. I don't know that I was invited to this thing anyway! Do you guys think I'm a villain? *puppy face*
T-Rek: I stole pony's magic and tried to take over Equestria, but that isn't nearly as bad as making fun of a flightless pegusus. When I sucked flight from the pegusi, I didn't laugh at them because they couldn't fly.
Snips: Next question is for King Sombra from Poisendiva4 and DiamondWillowTree.
Snails: Do you like pudding?
Sombra: I guess... but it's not my favorite.
Snails: Oh! I mean do you like Luna?
Villains: *gasp*
Diamond Tiara: Ooooooooooohhh! Somepony has a crush!
Chrysalis: *casts a spell on Diamond Tiara which covers her mouth in green goo*
Sombra:... In the villains rulebook it says that is illegal for a evil to combine with good, therefore I don't like her.
Nightmare Moon: *rolls her eyes*
Diamond Tiara" *tries to talk*
Snips: Next question is for Nightmare Moon from Xx_Hope_Hellfire_xX
Snails: Why are you so cool when you're not Luna?
Nightmare Moon: I'm glad you like this form. You seem like a very charming boy/girl.
Snips: Flim and Flam got a question got a question from Skipper-the-Dall.
Snails: Where do you live?
Flim: We live on the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 of course. Has an extra comfortable couch we can sleep on. Right Flam?
Flam: Right Flim. We travel so much that we can't have a non-portable house. You heard it folks, a great house-
Flim: And makes amazing cider.
Lightning Dust: We get it!
Snips: Next question is for Chrysalis and Flufflepuff from BronyJackson. Sadly Fluuflepuff couldn't make it.
SilverSpoon: That's because she's not a villain idoits!
Snails: Are you two friends, or BEST frineds?
Chrysalis: We're just friends.
Flufflepuff: That's not what you told me when we were hiding in Fluttershy cottage last night. (Sorry I don't watch Flufflepuff so I have no knowledge about it)
Villains+ Snips, and Snails: *scream*
Flufflepuff: *vanishes*
Snips: Ok? The Dazzlings got a question but I forgot to write down who it's from.
Snails: What are you going to do now? Will you turn good or will you live in exile in some street corner?
Adajio: Well we aren't losers. We are going to wait until that Twilight Sparkle comes back and this time we are going to win!
Villains: *clap*
Aria: Well we don't have the gems that help us sing.
Adajio: We'll make new ones.
Snips: Sombra got a question from StormShadow20
Snails: Where do you get your maigic from?
Sombra: My horn?
Snips: Makes sense. You got another question from StormShadow20.
Snails: How is you horn read and curved?
Sombra: Once I turned evil, I changed forms.
Snips: Sonata got a question from Music_Record_exe.
Snails: Do you want a taco?
Sonata: Do you have one?
Snails: No.
Sonata: Oh. Well if you did, then I would want it. Unless it had onions.
Snips: Discord got a question, or more of a comment from TaraD_101
Snips: She says she not going to leave you alone unless you tell her who your crush is, and she says you have been warned.
Discord: Is that a threat!?
Snails: I think so.
Discord: Well TaraD_101, I can do whatever I want.
Snips: We have another question from TaraD_101 except this time it's for Nightmare Moon.
Snails: How was it being trapped inside the moon for 1000 years?
Nightmare Moon: It wan very boring and cold.
Snips: Chrysalis also got a question from TaraD_101.
Snails: Why don't you feed your changelings something besides love?
Chrysalis: Don't you think I tried? I tried every emotion imaginable. Happiness, sadness, guilt and even loneliness, but love is what they crave.
Snips: Last question for the night is for Sombra from Rainbowloversix.
Snails: Do you grumble and roar instead of talk?
Sombra: Obviously not, because I been talking this entire night.
Sonata: Please ask!!
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